[Short Story] A Heroes work is never done #2
The Hero & The Long Lost Family Relic - Part 2
Amren
You've come back, and with my Fathers sword no less
Angela Healing-Hands
I have
Amren
You are truly a woman of your word
Angela Healing-Hands
I am
Amren
300 gold is what we agreed on yes?
Angela Healing-Hands
Amren
Alright, gold for the sword then
Angela Healing-Hands
Here we--
Amren
Hmm, no no wait.
Angela Healing-Hands
Something wrong?
Amren
I've been thinking about this for sometime now, you are a fine Hero to Skyrim friend. Doing this great deed for me was no easy task, I have had much time to think on this
Angela Healing-Hands
On what?
Amren
I'm offering you a chance to keep the blade.
Angela Healing-Hands
Keep it and still get the gold?
Amren
No, I'll keep the gold and you keep the Blade
Angela Healing-Hands
Hmm, nah I'll take the gold thanks
Amren
Hero please, you are too kind but this weapon will serve you better then I
Angela Healing-Hands
Hmm, yeah I'm pretty tough but still I'd like the gold please
Amren
Hmm, are you sure Hero?
Angela Healing-Hands
Yes, the gold PLEASE
Amren
I do not think you understand what I'm saying
Angela Healing-Hands
Oh I don't think you understand that I want the gold, not this sword
Amren
The Blade is for a hero, you are a Hero
Angela Healing-Hands
Yeah yeah, gold please
Amren
Take the sword
Angela Healing-Hands
Again, no thank you. Here is your Sword, hand me my gold
Amren
Hero please--
Angela Healing-Hands
Okay, okay listen to me and listen carefully. I don't want this rusty piece of CRAP! Okay, it can barely cut cheese! You have any idea how useless it is? I got it from a low level quest idiot in a low level town. The weapons and gear I'm rocking right now are hundreds of levels above this SHITTY THING!
Amren
What are you saying hero?
Angela Healing-Hands
I'm saying, give me the coin
Amren
Are you sure Hero?
Angela Healing-Hands
Oh, I HATE SHITTY FETCH QUESTS!
Amren
A fine weapon for a fine lady
Angela Healing-Hands
Listen here Amren, give me 300 gold, and take your shitty sword OR ELSE!
Amren
Or... else?
Angela Healing-Hands
I'm trying to be nice here, REALLY nice, so the 300 gold
Amren
Y-yes.. of course
Angela Healing-Hands
Thank you
Amren
T-thank you Hero
Angela Healing-Hands
Good day... idiot
Sometime later...
Angela
Gods give me strength
Angela
Skyrim really is home to all kinds of idiots
Angela
That idiot is lucky to be alive
Mercy
Well... who got your panties in a twist?
Angela
An idiotic man
Mercy
Heh, I should have known. What did he do to upset the Great Angela Healing-Hands? Who is known for her kindness and patience of a Saint
Angela
He hired me to fetch his long lost Family Blade and then tried to get me to keep it over the agreed sum of gold
Mercy
Oh?
Angela
I swear Mercy, I was about 5 seconds from hitting him with his rusty weapon
Mercy
Hah! I wish you had, I'd have loved to see it
Angela
Gods.... I'm so angry!
Mercy
Hey hey... focus on my voice, everything is okay now. You can let it out now
Angela
I'm... sorry Mercy, it has been a long day and I've not eaten or slept in a while. Forgive me and my words, I am so tired
Mercy
Hmm, how about I make you some breakfast while you climb into bed?
Angela
Well I am quite hungry, and I have missed our bed a lot
Mercy
I'll cook you anything you want babe, name it
Angela
Hmm, I could go for some buttered bread with bacon and beans hmm...
Wait a second... Mercy... what has gotten into you all of a sudden?
Mercy
Nothing, I'm just being supportive of my lover. Okay see while you were away doing Hero things I've been reading this book on how to be more...
Oh how did it put it?
Angela
Loving?
Mercy
Yes, something like that. The book contains advice and shit... so here I am trying to be supportive and loving for my family
Angela
Huh, really?
Mercy
Yeah, you were right Ange. I've gotta grow up sometime
Angela
Mercy I love you more then anything and the fact you are trying to improve yourself only shows how much you love me too. For this I am grateful
Mercy
Hey don't mock me!
Angela
I'm not, you misunderstand me.
Mercy
Oh, so you really like that I'm making an effort?
Angela
I love it
Mercy
Heh, well you may have also noticed that I've not tried not to jump into having sex with you straight away? The book said sex should be a cherished opportunity and not wasted or rushed.
Angela
Your naked though?
Mercy
I'm always naked for fuck sake!
Angela
Hah, there she is
Mercy
Damn you, I was doing so well as well
Angela
Yeah you were
Mercy
I'll get you for this
Angela
How so?
Mercy
You'll see
Angela
So, breakfast then?
Mercy
Make you own damn-- No... no I'm not give up, fuck this is so hard.
Angela... honey would you like some breakfast?
Angela
Yes please
Mercy
Then I'll make you breakfast, after we have lots of sex because fuck am I GIVING UP SEX!!! That book can burn in Oblivion for all I care!
Angela
I think as a Cleric I can redeem one sin from your soul
Mercy
Meaning?
Angela
You can fuck me all you want
Mercy
Angela
Anytime, anywhere with anyone
Mercy
OH!
Angela
I love you
Mercy
And I love you too
Angela
Now, fuck me!
Mercy
Hah, never thought you'd ask
Angela
Make me scream so loud that the Greybeards hear me
Mercy
Oh, they will hear you
Angela
My turn
Mercy
Alright, give it your best shot, see if you can handle me
Angela
I think I can handle you
Mercy
I'll be waiting
Angela
I know just the thing you need
Mercy
Oh?
Angela
ANAL ATTACK!
Mercy
HEY!
Angela
Your one weakness
Mercy
Fuck you!
Angela
Oh no, I'm the one fucking you
Mercy
Heh shut up
Epilogue
Angela
<Heavy Breathing> I... think... that's enough sex... for today
Mercy
<Heavy breathing> For once.... I agree... with you
Angela
Gods... I'm going to need... a bath
Mercy
As am... I
Angela
You were... wonderful by the way
Mercy
I was?
Angela
Yes, sex with you... is always the best sex ever
Mercy
Heh, good.
Angela
Weird question though, where did you get these strapon ons?
Mercy
Relax, they are just normal strap ons with powerful illusion spells on built in.
They look weird yeah but they are just like a joke sex toy or some shit, I think there cute by the way
Angela
So, this is the book huh?
Mercy
HEY! Give it here
Angela
Now now, Mercy behave yourself
Mercy
Oh great, here you go
Angela
You want to make this work, you'll need my support as well.
Okay, so like how far are you into this thing?
Mercy
I think it was page 431... no wait! Page... 531.
Fuck! I knew I should have got a bookmark
Angela
Lets see here.... oh! Relationship goals. Interesting...
Mercy
Can you just kill me know?
Angela
Later I can, now shh your lips I'm reading
Mercy
I knew I'd regret buying that book
Angela
Bought or stole?
Mercy
I... bought it, well traded it
Angela
Traded, with what?
Mercy
Uh... my... Guide on Summoning Deadly Daedra... I signed it too.
Turns out the weirdo behind the counter was a fan or some shit
Angela
Huh, well that means a lot coming from you. Thank you
Mercy
Yeah yeah get to reading, while I'm planning my suicide
Angela
And that is a great example of why you should think before you speak
Mercy
You know how I tick, I'm a dark person inside, I tend to say dark shit okay.
Get over it
Angela
Right. So, what is the long term goal of this relationship to you?
Mercy
Angela
Oh, I think you do.
You want to fuck me, fuck me and oh yeah fuck me
Mercy
Not in that order though
Angela
Heh, well we can not really settle down and have a family, or even get married.
Mercy
Why not?
Angela
HEY!
Mercy
Once you have decided that your romantic partner and you are ready to take the next step in your relationship, Marriage is the next option.
Angela
Okay... and the point?
Mercy
The point is, why not?
Angela
I'll give you a million reasons why not. First we are the same soul, same person with two twisted personalities opposite one another, secondly it's incest--
Mercy
Thought you did not consider me your incestuous lover?
Angela
Not now... but we get married and we are technically yeah family
Mercy
I don't think that is how it works
Angela
Oh Gods give me strength, you are not serious about this?
Mercy
When am I ever serious?
Angela
Mercy... okay, what would our wedding look like then?
Mercy
Me in Black, you in White... a few friends
Angela
A few knifes against throats, a few tears.... Gods, you think the Temple of Mara would allow that? Think I'd allow it?
Mercy
You'd have to
Angela
Fuck me
Mercy
Already have
Angela
Mercy... please think about this, for once. People already think we are Sisters if they see us getting married then well we could get chased out of Skyrim or worse executed or worth
Mercy
Whats worse then death, you mean like double death?
Angela
Gods...
Mercy
Relax, it would be quiet wedding. A few trusted friends, though the Priest would have to be "convinced" to wed us. I think it would be nice
Angela
So you want to do this? Get married?
Mercy
Hey the book said it, not me
Angela
Marriage is important, it is a scared tradition
Mercy
Blah blah blah
Angela
Look, I'll think about it but...
Mercy
What would you picture then?
Angela
For our wedding if we had one?
Mercy
Yes
Angela
Like you said, a few trusted friends, quiet place away from eye sight... you in a loving black dress just revealing enough to keep it classy... it would be nice I guess. Heh... Cake, wedding rings... Love in the air... smiles
Mercy
Angela... will you marry me?
!!!TO BE CONTINUED!!!
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