Angela

Try and stay still friend, my hands are soft and may tickle you slightly

Sasha The Smuggler

Hah, could have warned me sooner hah I'm slightly ticklish

Angela

I'll try not to tickle you Sasha

Sasha The Smuggler

Hmm, its okay that feels good Angela

Angela

You should be more careful in future, taking on all those Trolls on your own was a bad idea your lucky to still be alive

Sasha The Smuggler

HAHAH but I crushed them all HAHAH

Angela

And almost DIED! You were lucky I was around

Sasha The Smuggler

The Gods sent you to me

Angela

Maybe they did, or maybe Malacath did

Sasha The Smuggler

Perhaps

Angela

This may really tickle, but it will feel good

Sasha The Smuggler

Hmm I feel it and it feels good

Angela

Want me to stop?

Sasha The Smuggler

Fuck NO!

Angela

Hmm you taste pretty good

Sasha The Smuggler

I should, I'm a powerful warrior

Angela

I've tasted worse

Sasha The Smuggler

Because I'm an Orc?

Angela

What! No no I did not mean--

Sasha The Smuggler

HAH I was joking

Angela

Oh, thank the gods

Sasha The Smuggler

You are too easy to tease

Angela

And now your ass is mine

Sasha The Smuggler

Heh, bring it!

Angela

I've never seen a Orc Penis, but I'd guessing they are big because this pussy is pretty stretched

Sasha The Smuggler

Very big, and a Orc Chiefs is the Biggest

Angela

Because he beds his wives?

Sasha The Smuggler

Yes, and I was married for 17 years

Angela

Wow, 17 years must have been a great time

Sasha The Smuggler

Oh it was my husband was a great Chief

Angela

What happend to him?

Sasha The Smuggler

He... died

Angela

I'm sorry to hear

Sasha The Smuggler

He died a good death, that is all that matters

Angela

And you?

Sasha The Smuggler

I'm just enjoying what time I have left

Angela

Well, I'll be sure to make you enjoy this

Sasha The Smuggler

HAH Oh Angela you are funny

Angela

Am I now?

Sasha The Smuggler

Yes... Gods!

Angela

Just try and avoid hordes of Trolls

Sasha The Smuggler

I'll try my best

 

Sometime later...

Amren

Excuse me Angela, may I have a moment of your time friend?

Angela Healing-Hands

Of course, what is it Amren?

Amren

I was wondering if you could help me retrieve a long lost family sword?

Angela Healing-Hands

Of course I'd love to help, but I'll need more details to go on then that

Amren

You will? That's great! The Blade belonged to my Father but it was stolen by Brigands years ago from his grave. I've been tracking it ever since

Angela Healing-Hands

I'm sorry to hear about that Amren

Amren

The Blade has passed on from Thief to Thief over the years but I finally know where it is now

Angela Healing-Hands

That is great to hear

Amren

A group of Bandits hold up at White River Watch have the blade

Angela Healing-Hands

Hmm, that's great news

Amren

I'll pay you handsomely for its return

Angela Healing-Hands

Sure it's-- Wait, isnt White River Watch the Cave just outside by the crossroad to Riverwood from Whiterun right?

Amren

I... do believe so yes, I'd go there myself but I'd need to hire a small army to storm that Brigand Den

Angela Healing-Hands

Hmm, say your Fathers Sword, was it a large one-handed blade with a golden handle with a ruby by any chance?

Amren

Yes! Why, have you already found it?

Angela Healing-Hands

I did come across a very similar blade last week yes

Amren

So, you still have it?

Angela Healing-Hands

Oh, uh yeah totally yeah

Amren

Well, where is it?

Angela Healing-Hands

At... my.... home, not too far from here

Amren

Excellent, head on over there and bring it back to me and I'll pay you top septim for its return

Angela Healing-Hands

Great, so... like 300 gold?

Amren

300 gold!

Angela Healing-Hands

Yes, its gotta be worth that to you right? I mean this is your Fathers long lost Blade, you should have it and that Den was full of so many vile Brigands

Amren

Yes... yes of course, 300 septims upon its return, a Heroes reward

Angela Healing-Hands

Great

Amren

Thank you friend, taking on an entire Camp of Bandits must have been something yes?

Angela Healing-Hands

Oh, please it was nothing

Amren

Well, I thought I'd have to hire a small army of men to take it back but... Gods

Angela Healing-Hands

I'm just very good with my hands

Amren

I bet you are, a True Warrior, maybe one of the best around here even. Perhaps you could sign up with the Companions even?

Angela Healing-Hands

Amren

Yes, well like I said 300 Septims for its return

Angela Healing-Hands

I'll get right on it

Amren

Try not to take too long, I'm itching to see this weapon again

Angela Healing-Hands

Oh, I bet

Amren

Well, good day friend

Angela Healing-Hands

And to you too 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometime later...

Ulfberth War-Bear

Your back, gonna buy something today?

Angela Healing-Hands

Depends, you still got that crappy iron weapon I sold you last week?

Ulfberth War-Bear

Which one, you sold me about twenty weapons last week

Angela Healing-Hands

The one with a rusty hilt with the fake ruby on the top of the hilt?

Ulfberth War-Bear

Hmm... oh that piece of crap, yes I still have it. Why you want it back?

Angela Healing-Hands

No reason

Ulfberth War-Bear

You might wanna tell me the truth girl otherwise I wont sell it back to you. Now how much is this rusty toothpick worth to you really? 

Angela Healing-Hands

Same price you gave me for it, 5 gold

Ulfberth War-Bear

Hmm, and the real reason you want it back so suddenly?

Angela Healing-Hands

Well.... you see uh

Ulfberth War-Bear

Well?

Angela Healing-Hands

You see I've leaned a terrible thing about it, you see that rusty weapon was infact cursed by a witch

Ulfberth War-Bear

Cursed why a witch? You'll have to do better then that

Angela Healing-Hands

Oh no, I'm serious. You see this weapon belonged to a great hero, he slew many foes over his life time but one day he would meet his end. You slew a evil witch and with her dying breath she cursed his blade

Ulfberth War-Bear

Really?

Angela Healing-Hands

Yeah, so see this curse on this weapon passes on to those who possess it. That is why the Bandits all died Ulfberth, the weapon killed them all by cursing them. This could happen to you or even your wife

Ulfberth War-Bear

Fine, take your damn cursed blade.

Angela Healing-Hands

Thank you, stay safe friend. Now back to that Amren

 

 

 

 

 

Part 2 Coming out in 4 days