Aria Bal

Do I have your attention? Good, because I have a very special message I need to get out. Ladies and Gentleman today is a very special day indeed.

Aria Bal

Today is one my and Masters very best friends.

Master @Deso561PL may I be the first person uh, you know what I mean to say HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!

Aria Bal

You have been there from the very start, one of the very first people to comment on every entry posted no matter what is it about. You always use all your thumps up thingies you see below the entry. Which reminds me, don't forget to comment, like and subscribe for me ME! 

Aria Bal

Okay okay I'm getting off topic. Master Deso, please know that I say this from my heart. You are a GREAT Friend and always will be a GREAT Friend. Your support for this Blog and previous ones which we do not talk about unless we want to get our asses spanked into Oblivion, Oops!

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But seriously, thank you

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Thank you for everything

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Your one of the best friends a Daedric Girl could ask for

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And of course

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Theres Saphera did I say that right? Uh, I just call her Saph for short

Aria Bal

Speaking of which, where is she?

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I got a present for her, uh you for both of you? That make sense?

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It is all wrapped up, nice and tightly just for you.

Saph

ARIA! What are you doing here?

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SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Saph

You... remember?

Aria Bal

Of course I did silly, we're pals, girlfriends ect

Saph

I'm, not sure what to say?

Aria Bal

I know I'm that good looking that I leave folk speechless but I'm sure you can conjure a few words hon

Saph

Thank you

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Your welcome, now there are cards as well but well... I  could not carry them

Saph

That's alright

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I mean we did try this thing where she put them between my legs to hold them but they just slipped out each time I moved. 

Saph

She?

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Phe, shes outside

Saph

Oh, she coming in?

Aria Bal

Maybe, maybe she has other presents

Saph

Other presents?

Aria Bal

Yeah, see the main thing we got you well it has a lot of accessories you can use on them. If ya get the hint

Saph

When can I unwrap it?

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Well, there is a special key to uh unwrap it

Saph

Okay, and where is the key?

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In a certain place

Saph

In your bum?

Aria Bal

Maybe... yeah the fact I've not sat down gave that away right?

Saph

Kind of, so I have to fetch it out of your bum?

Aria Bal

A typical fetch quest yes

Saph

I'll get the lube

Aria Bal

Oh no need, all lubed up for you. We thought of everything!

Saph

Really?

Aria Bal

You think Phe just shoves a golden key into my butt for no reason. No we planned this whole thing out, because there are two keys

Saph

Oh?

Aria Bal

One for each present

Saph

OH!

Aria Bal

Yep

Saph

I get you and Phe?

Aria Bal

Oh yeah, and all the accessories

Saph

I don't know what to say

Aria Bal

Happy Birthday Saph

Saph

Thanks... what are you doing?

Aria Bal

Getting us started

Saph

Aria that tickles

Aria Bal

Kind of the point