Angela

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

Mercy

WE WISH YOU A BORING CHRISTMAS

Angela

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

Mercy

WE WISH YOU A BORING CHRISTMAS

Angela

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

Mercy

AND A DEAD YEAR

Angela

Well Mercy what did Santa bring you?

Mercy

Coal

Angela

Well if you behaved yourself you'd be on the nice list

Mercy

Fuck that!

Angela

Well, I got a nice present for you

Mercy

For me?

Angela

Yep

Mercy

What is it?

Angela

My undying love

Mercy

<Groan> Can I take it back to exchange for something better?

Angela

And now you get nothing

Mercy

I had nothing to start with!