Aria Bal

Hello hello, what's going on over here?

Aria Bal

Ah, I bet this is just an innocent fishermen and nothing more then that.

Aria Bal

Good day friends, how goes the ugh... Fishing?

Joshua

Ahhh, its you! Welcome, welcome and may I say Merry Christmas to you friend. Oh its so good you've finally arrived

Aria Bal

Christmas? Ugh! I think you mean Saturalia Sir and um.... it's the middle of March.

Joshua

Ah yes, Saturalia of course that is what I meant friend.

Now your her yes?

Aria Bal

If by her you mean the mighty, the powerful and the deadly Legend herself Aria Lustfal Bal whose super super duper sexy and has like the biggest blue ass around this side of Tamriel?

Then yes, I'd be her Sir

Joshua

I knew it!

Aria Bal

Alright.... What can I do to help you?

Joshua

Well know you mention it.

Aria Bal

Yes yes let me guess. Your sweet roll was stolen by hungry molerats? Oh no wait wrong franchise, I know what you want, my autograph right? Hmm how about a Selfie? Though that would be kind of impossible since I left my Dwemer Iphone in my other pants sadly

Joshua

My Ship, it has been taken over by--

Aria Bal

Wait! I know this. Bad guys, yeah yeah buddy I do this kind of thing all the time. I'm your Daedra. That your ship over there?

Joshua

Yes, the--

Aria Bal

It's a ship, look I'll kill the bad guys and you pay me okay?

Joshua

Sounds fair

Aria Bal

Anything I should know before I swim over there?

Joshua

Hmm, oh yes. Once you defeat all them I'll take you to your destination

Aria Bal

My what now?

Joshua

Where your going, it was written--

Aria Bal

Look lets keep this simple. You need me to kill'em good.

I can do that right

Joshua

Good, good

Aria Bal

I better level up a few times for this, my ass is still a weak level 69 and those guys gotta be 81 by now

Joshua

A what now?

Aria Bal

Nevermind

Aria Bal

Huh, nice ship

Aria Bal

Oh look and its crawling with seamen

Aria Bal

Get it, Sea men, men at sea? Well I mean we are sort of docked, shit... um keep scrawling!

Aria Bal

And don't forget to like comment and subscribe folks

Aria Bal

Hey you!

Seaman #1

How did you get aboard? You will pay will your blood!

Aria Bal

Yeah yeah enough with the intro taunts pal

Aria Bal

Prepare to be mortal kombated

Aria Bal

Round 1

Aria Bal

Eat my ASS!

Seaman #1

What?

Aria Bal

Hah!

Aria Bal

Only one person gets to eat my ass and thats, wait two people do... okay three?

Aria Bal

Shit how many people like my butt again?

Aria Bal

Oh hey, you can see me right? I'm kind of all tired for that one punch I gave that guy

Seaman #2

GET HER!

Aria Bal

I really am not in the mood for a fight guys

Aria Bal

Gee, I'm getting backed into a corner, hope you guys have no intention of being any butt stuff to me because that would super suck and my ass has not had action for ages

Aria Bal

Did I mention my ass to much?

Seaman #2

I'm gonna fist ya ass baby

Seaman #3

And I'm gonna shove my cock down ya throat!

Aria Bal

I need to recover some fucks to give

Aria Bal

Damn it! All-- HEY! Watch it!

Aria Bal

Fuck it, I may not have a weapon but I do have this.

Wanna know what it is guys?

Aria Bal

Its the bloody script!

Aria Bal

And I'm gonna make a few changes. Like this, you old man have a heart attack and you rapey guy have a sudden burst of pain in your brain and die a slow and painful death on the floor

Aria Bal

And you Mr Archer asshole accidentally shot yourself in the foot and then slip and impale yourself on that arrow killing you.

See how easy it is to fight me guys?

Aria Bal

Oh, still alive I see. Well lets see what we can do next, how about your naked now!

Aria Bal

Hmm, and Scottish

Seaman #2

Ah! Me wee knackers are fucked, my bullocks!

Aria Bal

Is that even Scottish? You should mention haggis atleast once right? Well fuck it. Their goes my Immersion levels

Seaman #2

Oh go fuck ya self lass!

Aria Bal

At least I'll be fucking my wife when I get home

Seaman #2

AH ya got ma thee

Aria Bal

Alright, thats enough of that. You were born without a tongue

Seaman #2

Hu...

Aria Bal

Nice meeting ya fellows be sure to give Satan my love

Aria Bal

What is everyone's fascination with my ass? Oh, fuck me I am an idiot! Right, note for future never go on a Pirate ship without a butt plus. Now then lets clear this ship then I'm heading home!