The Stormcloak

Damn the Empire and that fool of an Emperor! I am loyal to Talo's, to the Stormcloaks, to ULFRIC

The Stormcloak

Oh look, here comes the great Imperial Interrogator, I'm so scared I'm shaking in my boots.

The Interrogator

You will be unless you tell me what I want to hear yes. Now Prisoner I am here to interrogate you for information on the War with the Stormcloaks this is your one and only chance to come clean and save us both the trouble 

The Stormcloak

Screw you! The Empire can take the Thalmor's dick up its own ass thanks very much

The Interrogator

Well, thats not very nice thing to say about our beloved Empire, now is it?

The Stormcloak

Torture me all you want, I'll never speak, NEVER!

The Interrogator

Torture you? Oh honey, thats not what I'm here to do

The Stormcloak

Your not, then if not to torturing me for questions how do you plan on making me talk?

The Interrogator

Let me handle that

The Stormcloak

What kind of Interrogator are you?

The Interrogator

Only the best in the Empire, the "Fluffy Feather" is my nickname. maybe you've heard of it?

The Stormcloak

Wait.. no, no no your not her, not The Feather!

The Interrogator

Yes, I am.

The Stormcloak

Now come we can talk about this, no need to--

The Interrogator

Shut up, I gave you the chance to be civil and you refused.

The Stormcloak

Come on, please not like this

The Interrogator

You will speak only when I command it, alright. So tell me little Stormcloak where is your Leader hiding out then?

The Stormcloak

Hes... hes, up your ass hahaha!

The Interrogator

Hah, funny. I will make you talk

The Stormcloak

I'm not afraid anymore of you, your just some little girl!

The Interrogator

Correct, I am a little girl

The Stormcloak

I've fucked enough little girls to... wait, that came out wrong. I mean, oh shit now Chris is gonna-

The Interrogator

By the Gods! Its Chris Hansen

The Stormcloak

Lets pretend I never said that, deal?

The Interrogator

If you tell me where your Stormcloak leader is, then I might forget it

The Stormcloak

No, no no I won't. Do your worst Feather!

The Interrogator

Very well, you leave me no choice

The Stormcloak

<Gulps>

The Interrogator

I've tried to be kind, tried to be civil but you Stormclaoks are brutes and only think with your fists so it seems you have given no other option.

The Stormcloak

Say, why do you they call you the Feather?

The Interrogator

Because

The Interrogator

That is what I use to break my victims, by the time I'm done you'll tell me everything

The Stormcloak

Wait your gonna tickle me? Oh shit, I knew telling you that was my weakest kink was a bad idea

The Interrogator

I use all intel I can get on my victims. Thanks for sharing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Interrogator

Thank you, see was that so hard?

The Interrogator

Now I know where the Stormclaoks are, and I've ordered my men to capture them

The Interrogator

You lost little lamecloak

The Interrogator

I think I'll keep you as a pet

The Interrogator

A reminder of what happens to those who stand against the Empire and its Emperor

The Interrogator

Heh, this was fun

The Interrogator

Lets go it again sometime hon