Aria Bal

Well, this is where the note said to come.

Aria Bal

Figures it be located in the Ratway, all sorts of scum and villainy down here

Aria Bal

Also floating legs it seems, hmm... might want to get that checked out pal

Aria Bal

Good thing Lara has already done all the quests, I'd hate to have to crawl around the ratway for hours only to find out this bridge was here all along

Aria Bal

Hmm... that not, right. Damn physics

Aria Bal

Hmm... which way was it again? Thieves Guide is... that way, so I want that way... right?

Aria Bal

Poor Dinosaur

Aria Bal

What's this, a mad man?

Aria Bal

Get outta my way!

Aria Bal

Thank you, stupid level 1 enemy

Aria Bal

Please be the place, my feet are killing me!

Aria Bal

Ugh, Hi there. I'm Aria, Aria Lustfal Bal you invited me to check out your wares, right?

Daro'rra

Ah yes yes it is good you have come friend. This one has many wares for sale

Aria Bal

Awesome, what kind of stuff you got?

Daro'rra

A great many things yes, yes come take a look

Aria Bal

Okay, but it wont let me see your inventory?

Daro'rra

What I sell is not on me, it is in these boxes

Aria Bal

You sell Boxes?

Daro'rra

This one sells Boxes with a great many things inside them. Things this one has gathered on her travels, you may choose to buy a great many of them to get a great many things back, what does this one say?

Aria Bal

Um... sure, what are the prices?

Daro'rra

These small ones are but 100 gold, the larger ones are 400 gold, and the legendary boxes are 600 gold. But this one has a special offer for you, you buy more your get more and save more. Now what can this one get you? 

Aria Bal

Um, guess I'll take the jumbo legendary pack for 1800 gold

 

 

 

 

Aria Bal

THE FUCK!

Aria Bal

I... I cant not understand it, I opend all these boxes and got only one Legendary outfit!

Aria Bal

All these boxes had nothing but Common, Uncommon, Rare and some Ultra Rare and only one fucking Legendary!

Aria Bal

Wait... maybe I can sell this shit to make back my coin and buy more, lets see

Aria Bal

Carry the one!

Aria Bal

FUUUUUCK! I got ripped off!

Aria Bal

Me and that Kat are gonna have a long talk

Aria Bal

About the stupid loot drop rates!

Aria Bal

HEY! I want a word with you!

Daro'rra

Ah your back, did you get anything good friend?

Aria Bal

What I want is a refund NOW!

Daro'rra

This one is sorry but no refunds, did you not read the terms of our agreement?

Aria Bal

I just gave you 1800 gold for a bunch of common, uncommon and rare shit! Only got one Legendary outfit! ONE! Your loot boxes suck!

Daro'rra

Then you did not read the terms of the agreement, now please leave and have a nice day

Aria Bal

Have a nice day? THE fuck is going on here!

Daro'rra

Please leave or you will be forced to leave. Good day

Aria Bal

I'm not going anyway! You robbed me you stupid cat!

Daro'rra

Now come on, you must have got something good yes? Something worth your coin

Aria Bal

You touch me and I'll break your arm pal!

Daro'rra's Guard

Would like to see you try it

Aria Bal

Look, I'm not dumb okay I see what you fools are doing so give me a refund and I wont tell anyone you can keep on doing this little scam of yours

Daro'rra

Come show me this outfit you got, it has to be worth it yes? 

Aria Bal

Fine...

Aria Bal

I'll show you what I got

Daro'rra

By the moons!

Aria Bal

See! This is the only good thing I got!

Daro'rra

I'd say that is worth the coin, yes?

Aria Bal

No, not even close

Daro'rra

How so?

Aria Bal

Its armor rating is somehow worse then the common gears rating and this is a freaking outfit!

Daro'rra

I see you got a good price for your items, now please leave, we are closed.

Aria Bal

The fuck you are, I want a refund and you can have your shitty stuff back

Daro'rra

I have already told you, no refunds!

Aria Bal

Oh no, no no no thats not how this works.

Daro'rra

It is

Aria Bal

No, its not!

Daro'rra

Could you please show our friend here the exit

Aria Bal

Oh now you've done it lady

Aria Bal

You cant sell crap if your ash, hahaha... hahahahah

Aria Bal

I feel a lot better now, woo that was fun

Aria Bal

So what did we just learn boys and girls? Do not buy stupid microtransactions!

4_Th3_Emp1r3

Hey, this where the loot store is at?

Aria Bal

Sorry they are closed

4_Th3_Emp1r3

Closed? Well, when will they be open again, I thought the note said it was 24/7?

Aria Bal

Oh, they are have technical issues. Could be a while before they come back online, sorry

4_Th3_Emp1r3

Nuts! I just got paid too... say did you get that sweet outfit from the loot drops?

Aria Bal

This? No, I earned this

4_Th3_Emp1r3

Damn it, anyway thanks. Take care Aria

Aria Bal

You too Empire chick!

 

 

Sometime later...

N00B_Slayer

Ah, its you!

Aria Bal

Yes yes whats the issue now?

N00B_Slayer

I'm about to go raid this dungeon but theirs a bunch of high level players in there

Aria Bal

And? Woo! You see that guy, got pinned to a tree, wow!

N00B_Slayer

They keep killing us low level players and taking our shit

Aria Bal

Hmm, this is a level 15 area pal

N00B_Slayer

Yes, but they are level 100 plus!

Aria Bal

Fine... come on then

N00B_Slayer

Oh thank you!

Aria Bal

No problem, just keep your eyes off my butt and I'll help you

N00B_Slayer

Of course, I'd never

Aria Bal

Relax, I'm kidding you see what I'm wearing I know where everyone eyes go

N00B_Slayer

Um.. yes, do you know the password for this dungeon?

Aria Bal

Um yeah, but do you?

N00B_Slayer

No

Aria Bal

If you dont know it how come you've been in there?

N00B_Slayer

I was in a group, till they all left

Aria Bal

Right, well its "Silence my Brother"

N00B_Slayer

Wow, your the best

Aria Bal

I know

N00B_Slayer

They are around here somewhere

Aria Bal

You stay here and loot, I'll distract them

N00B_Slayer

How you gonna do that?

Aria Bal

Ugh, hello sexy blue chick in skimpy clothing?

N00B_Slayer

Right, thank you

Aria Bal

Your welcome

N00B_Slayer

Wow, this place got toasted

Aria Bal

Your lucky your behind a computer screen, I can smell the burnt flesh

N00B_Slayer

Huh? Your not another player

Aria Bal

Nope, I live here, here look loot for you

N00B_Slayer

Oh thank you

Aria Bal

Hmm... nothing in here

N00B_Slayer

Did you hear that?

Aria Bal

Hear what?

N00B_Slayer

I think they are down there

Aria Bal

I'll check it out

N00B_Slayer

I'm going to rest and get back my hunger, if you need me to help fight I'm afraid im no good

Aria Bal

Relax buddy, Aria is level 666 for a reason

N00B_Slayer

Wait, your level 666?

Aria Bal

Yep! This is my Sever and my rules!

N00B_Slayer

By the Gods!

Aria Bal

Thats it, role play is a good perk of the server

Legion_Of_DOOM Leader

Alright, then we attack from the left flanking'em, Jules you heal everyone and--

Aria Bal

Yo yo yo whats going on down here?

Legion_of_DOOM

Then we counter attack on the right, jerry need all those arrows on the target, by the time its on half health we can full back and heal, then go in for another strike.

Aria Bal

Wow, you guys really are competitive

Legion Member

Hey Lads, look another low level noob for us to kill

Aria Bal

Oh no, please do not kill me I'm over em-cumbered and I'd have to come all the back from Riverwood to get my things

Legion Member #2

Hmm, then what should we do with you?

Aria Bal

Please, I'll do anything just do not kill me, I'd hate to lose all this loot I've earned

Legion Member #3

Dance!

Aria Bal

What?

Legion Leader

You heard the man, he said dance noob!

Aria Bal

Um... sure, hehe I'll dance for you buddy

Legion Leader

Dance real good and you can leave, dance badly and we will kill you

Aria Bal

Um... okay right then

Legion Member #4

Thats not dancing... is it?

Aria Bal

No, Gods... this is such a turn on!

Legion Leader

It seems this one is submissive 

Aria Bal

Please... I bet you, dont hurt me I'm just a little noob... FUCK!

Legion Leader

Beg us!

Aria Bal

Please I beg you, do not harm me!