Aria Bal

Alright gather round noobies, gather round

Aria Bal

Now, firstly allow me to welcome you all to Skyrim Online! Woo!

Aria Bal

My name is Aria Lustfal Bal, you may have heard of me, but no time for autographs for I am here now to help you all with the basics. Now, you've all just got our of Helgen and still stuck in your Prisoner rags, well some of you are I see a few people have already found other outfits. I hope you did not pay real money for them haha

Aria Bal

Now I am going to guide you and assist you on your travels to level 2!

Aria Bal

So, first things first. The mighty Standing Stones!

Aria Bal

This is the most important choice you will ever make, mess up and you might as well delete your character and start over again

Aria Bal

So, who wants to be a Badass Warrior? I... see no hands, uh to raise your hand hold down tab and hit F4 to bring up the Emotes wheel

Aria Bal

Oh? No one wants to be a Warrior, okay how about a Thief?

Aria Bal

Come on, Thieves are cool. Seriously no one?

Aria Bal

Hmm, okay. Who wants to be a Awesome Mage?

XxDTF_AH_OKxX

Okay I'm back, what did I miss?

Aria Bal

Uh, hello?

XxDTF_AH_OKxX

HI!

Aria Bal

Hi there um XxDTF_AH_OKxX WTF kind of username is that?

XxDTF_AH_OKxX

It is my dads, I'm using it

Aria Bal

Right, your like over 18 right?

XxDTF_AH_OKxX

No I'm 12

Aria Bal

Yikes... uh, hey kid you need to leave

XxDTF_AH_OKxX

Why?

Aria Bal

This is a 18+ Game, we have very adult stuff here on this server

XxDTF_AH_OKxX

Aww! MOM!

Aria Bal

Oh great, uh anyone else?

XxDTF_AH_OKxX

MOM!

Aria Bal

Why is the one person with a mic a 12 year old boy? WTF guys!

Aria Bal

Just go have fun, Aria is done here

Hot$hot69

Hey! WTF why is some retarded Blue bitch dancing?

Aria Bal

Oh great... another word like that and you are getting banned Mister

Hot$hot69

Dumb bitch!

Aria Bal

Yikes... what a rough crowd

Hot$hot69

Hey! You can not ban me I just got outta Helgen

Aria Bal

Hotshot just bugger off and go get yourself killed by a level 5 wolf

Hot$hot69

WTF!

Aria Bal

Oh, you nice avatar... your pretty cute well done must have spent like 2 hours making that face lol

Aria Bal

Seriously no one wants to be a Mage? They can summon Daedra like me oh and raise the dead

PU$$YE4TR

Do sex mods work on this server?

Aria Bal

Yes, but I'm an admin so you keep your dicks away from me

PU$$YE4TR

Damn it!

Aria Bal

So, anyone else wanna listen to my helpful tips?

NobleKight17

Who wants to team up? Looking for a team

Aria Bal

Hey join his party, parties get shared xp and loot

NobleKight17

Thanks, hey can I get XP boosts here?

Aria Bal

Yes, but it's 4.99 for an hour

NobleKight17

WTF! Is this server run by EA

Aria Bal

No, but Bethesda are kinda greedy now

ESOPr0

Is Elder Scrolls 6 out yet?

Aria Bal

Not yet

NobleKight17

Damn it, I added a skill point to the wrong class

Aria Bal

Don't worry you can respect your class for the low price for $3.99

Dudu11A

Hey, how do I get Armor like yours?

Aria Bal

Well you can go grind Bandits for 60 hours and buy some or for the low price of 24.99 you can buy an outfit pack

NobleKight17

Why is my card being charged! I did not pay for that, hey why am I getting messages from Noobmaster65

Aria Bal

You got scammed

NobleKight17

Where is support, help!

Aria Bal

Anyway I'm gonna go and make love to my wife, by now