weredeer's Tales of Woe

[weredeer]

I have been making a lot of gifs...And in a game i have been running since april there are a lot of tales to tell. Its a lot of work to tell a story, but if I tell it, at least at least i wont feel like i should tell it.

 

So imma start my own thread and post the assets of my horrible world so that all may smirk and dismiss its frivolous existence.

 

Gonna start simple. Here is a household I have had for several months but have never shared.

I couldn't afford the 20 bucks for the religion game pack so I had to cobble my own together.

 

This is the Reverend J.R. Bob Dobbs of the Church of Slack.

No, he's not that Bob. That Bob was assassinated in the 80's. Totally different Bob.

 

Spoiler

 

Bob is seeking enlightenment through the pursuit of Slack.

Generally he does this armed and in his swimming trunks.

And he packs a lot of pipe as well.

 

Spoiler

 

The stresses of starting a church in a town devoid of religion can wear on a man like Bob who in his natural state is a blissful cheer-monger. But surrounded by these pinks Bob's lizard brain becomes the master.

Threatening the repair guy doesn't really help either.

 

Spoiler

 

[weredeer]

Bob can't do this all alone so he has managed to convince four wayward lambs of the value of Slack.

Through pontificating on the virtues of Slack, paired with a little LSD and cunnilingus thrown in, Bob now has a dedicated band of Sisters ready to preach Slack and fill that church with their money.

 

The final ceremony looked a lot like this.

 

Originally I was gonna call them "The Bad Habits" but I have settled on the Sisters of Slack.

 

This is Sister Traci who is a bit of a crazy slob.

 

 

 

Sister Betty who is a cheery sort and nearly the embodiment of Slack.

 

 

Sister Bubbles is Bobs favorite and he has a little voodoo doll just for her.

But he doesn't tell anyone this.

 

 

And then there is Sister Justine who is kind of a bitch.

Nobody is sure if she gets the principles of Slack and she may just be here for the LSD and cunnilingus.

 

 

Every day they run out canvass for new church members,

inviting townies for a free orgientation, i mean orientation.

 

But even so, The Church of Slack is a household and so typical household things happen.

When they happen it just naked-er because i hadn't turned of exhibitionism yet.

 

 

More soon...

 

[weredeer]

Rev. Bob was pretty quick to convert his first townie.

 

 

A quick medical exam on the sidewalk to check for ticks,

 

 

and a dick measuring contest just for fun.

 

 

and then its time to move inside for an assist from the Sisters.

 

 

Converts generally make a lovely speech at the end of the ceremony and receive a bottle of antibiotics.

 

 

 

[weredeer]

As households go, the Church of Slack as little more narrative that this so far.

When they should be hunting vampires, fighting demons, and woo-ing converts, they are actually just home fucking.

 

 

 

The sisters were jealous of Bob's attentions until I got everyone polyamorized.

 

 

And the Sisters are at it even when someone is trying to take a nap.

 

[weredeer]

And now for the Gratuitous Sex portion of the show brought to you without apology or hesitation.

 

Mean Justine and Crazy Traci in the head.

 

 

Bob and Justine near the podium.

 

 

Bubbles and Betty exercising.

 

 

Traci, Bubbles and Bob doing Church work.

 

 

 

That's it for now from the Church of Slack.

I must have 20 households, but I am sure I will come back to this one for some blasphemous depravity.

I hope you enjoyed some ice cream while you waited for the page to load.

 

[Mariana Soprano]

Some sims just got so very looong legs