Nanocrisis

[tacomarine]

Origionally japanese game, but it got translated back at ULMF (a loong time ago)

 

was never finished, never will be either. he moved onto a new game, so all wes got is a bonus stage and three main stages, only vaginal (one anal if you feel like hanging around the dog level). sry, don't shoot the messanger.

 

the game is pretty much a side-scrolling shooter. you play as a female hunter and shoot things that want to rape you. after the missions (which can be replayed) you can upgrade your gun and suit. i really reccomend playing this, but only because i couldn't think of anything but the first week i had it.

 

Jap fourm (need this)

http://inufactory.sakura.ne.jp/

click the link that says "š NanoCrisis–{‘Ì20110224”Å "

and that is the japanese version.

 

now, for the related english patch:

http://www.mediafire.com/?jp5pbb2xv38n9os

kudos to Rin Umiko back at ULMF for the translation.

 

 

the dude has stopped making the game, but he is working on another one. it is on his blog here:

http://inufactory.blog111.fc2.com/ (don't go to unless you understnad japanese)

 

you DO NOT need anything to play this, it is an executalble file. i repeat: NO NEED RPG MAKER!

 

 

 

 

CONTROLS:

Z=bring up gun

X=attack melee (or gun if it's brought up)

C=jump

F=puts camera in a "watch your ass" mode

R=Sunglasses. only useful in dog stage. just look cool everywhere else.

Q=stats. mainly your cash and how many times you've been raped.

Move&Escape=left and right buttons

Pause=P

[leddis3]

I played that a while back, it does have a few anal sex acts too if I recall correctly.

It's pretty nice, though the dogs can and will lock you in an eternal rape-loop making the stage pretty much impossible.

[tacomarine]

I played that a while back' date=' it does have a few anal sex acts too if I recall correctly.

It's pretty nice, though the dogs can and will lock you in an eternal rape-loop making the stage pretty much impossible.

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yeah i had that problem too. but i think theres one anal scene with the dogs but idk. there is a way to kill the dogs, tho. tehres a button that lets you look behind you, so crouch and shoot in one direction and watch your back. when one comes up, turn, shooot, and repeat. not the most 'dynamic' of stages but it works.

[ForswornGuard]

I don't suppose any of you have a list of the controls, do you? If I go to the keyconfig thing it just shows numbers, not the controls.

[tacomarine]

sry man my controls were/are customized so idk. i think that default 'R' is sunglasses (won't help you till dog mission) but i had Ctrl and Shift as my attack and gun controls. the attack button is both your melee and gun, but you have to bring up your gun and press attack to use it. really i just remember i didn't like the controls so just customize them as you like.

 

EDIT: after looking around the ULMF site i think the defalt attack and gun are Z and either X or C

[Guest]

I have some questions, how do I escape/resist rape? Also, I how do I get up after getting raped so that I don't immediately get raped again. And, how do I save?

[ForswornGuard]

I have some questions' date=' how do I escape/resist rape? Also, I how do I get up after getting raped so that I don't immediately get raped again. And, how do I save?

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I know to get up after getting raped you have to hit the left and right arrow keys, or at least I did. Fire/Kick is X for me, and aim is C. But I've no idea how to struggle out of rape.

[leddis3]

I think getting out of rape is the arrows too.. actually I just mashed keys so I don't remember.

However often the game just flat out won't respond and you WILL get raped with no escape once they have you.

 

To save you switch pages on the map screen until you get to the save menus.

[Guest]

Okay, what the fuck. For some reason whenever I exit the game and go back, the saves disappear. Why? Also, when getting raped, I can't escape, the red bar over my head won't fill up even with button mashing. I'll see a bit of blue appear but then disappear right away. Also, half of the text isn't translated. Could someone help me fix these things?

[tacomarine]

OKEY! LAST EDIT, I PROMISE!

 

i just tried in both jap locale and english, both passed. idk what the problems are caused by tho.

 

the opening is in jap, but thats it. kill 30 zombies and you pass. rest is english

 

@haloreachman- i'd try putting the game folder in a folder on your desktop to solve the saving issiue. windows don't like it somtimes when the games try to save.

 

as for the armor, there are two reasons it should take more than simple button mashing.

1: your on the dog stage. not even a superhuman could get out from under a japanese dog apparenlty.

2: your blue bar (armor) is completely drained. that would do it too.

either yoy guys having trouble with the escape that aren't in either those two situations?

 

BTW i'm posting the controls up on first post

[ronttu]

If your blue bar (armor) is full and excitement (pink bar) low, escaping is easy, just a few hits on left-right, although some things are harder to escape from than others. The lower your armor and higher your lust, the harder it gets to fill the escape bar, up to a point where it's simply impossible.

 

Also, the dogs deserve my undying hatred.

[Guest]

OKEY! LAST EDIT' date=' I PROMISE!

 

i just tried in both jap locale and english, both passed. idk what the problems are caused by tho.

 

the opening is in jap, but thats it. kill 30 zombies and you pass. rest is english

 

@haloreachman- i'd try putting the game folder in a folder on your desktop to solve the saving issiue. windows don't like it somtimes when the games try to save.

 

as for the armor, there are two reasons it should take more than simple button mashing.

1: your on the dog stage. not even a superhuman could get out from under a japanese dog apparenlty.

2: your blue bar (armor) is completely drained. that would do it too.

either yoy guys having trouble with the escape that aren't in either those two situations?

 

BTW i'm posting the controls up on first post

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Maybe I was over exaggerating on the text part but why is the text from rape in japanese? Also, how to fuck do you get past the simulation? It's driving me over the edge. It's so fucking retarded how those dickless blue things can come out from the sides, come down from MAGICAL ROPES RIGHT BEHIND YOU, AND they can AMASS into HUGE GROUPS that will GANG UP ON YOU. You have NOWHERE to go because after destroying one gang my character got the SHIT BEATEN out of her by a guy behind her and one that came down from the MAGICALLY APPEARING ROPES RIGHT INFRONT OF HER! It's, it's fucking impossible as your constantly being tossed around by the motherfuckers and then raped. And, AND! To add insult to injury THE GAME TORMENTS YOU BY NOT LETTING YOU DIE! AS RIDICULOUS AS THAT SOUNDS, ONCE THE CHARACTER LOSES ALL HEALTH YOU DON'T DIE AND RELOAD THE SAVE! YOU CRAWL AROUND LIKE A SLUG SO THAT THEY CAN CONTINUE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND RAPE YOU UNTIL YOU FINALLY QUIT THE GAME AND WILL HAVE TO RELOAD IT ONCE AGAIN! RAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO RESIST AS YOU ONLY GET RAPED WHEN THE BLUE DUDES MAUL YOU SO YOUR ARMOR BREAKS SO THAT'S ONE FUNCTION OUT! I'M SORRY MR.FUCKY RAPEAMOTO BUT I DON'T WANT TO PLAY GAMES JUST TO WATCH MY CHARACTER CONSTANTLY GETTING RAPED! I KIND OF WANT TO PLAY THE GAME! DID YA THINK OF THAT? Also, why can't I run while shooting when facing the right? Why can't I fire with my gun cocked up or down? What the fuck is with this bullshit?

 

I had to get that out, this game is ridiculous. It's too damn difficult. Sorry to rant but really, I haven't been this frustrated over this kind of game in a while. Is there any way I can tweak the gun settings to make the game a bit less, oh how do I say i-UNFAIR?

[ronttu]

Re-do the first mission until you get a rank (or two if you're so inclined), upgrade your armor and weapon and watch it turn from pain in the ass into pretty easy whatchamacallit.

 

Edit: also, the inability to shoot while running one way is probably due to the keyboard being wired so that the keys you use simply won't work simultaneously. Try different key settings.

[Mirrorimage]

Some tips:

 

The "E" button is the pause button, been looking for a while. It will ask you some crap about the escape flag being on or not, if you confirm yes, from then on the E button will just pause your game.

 

If you have a gamepad for your pc, I recommend using that, in my opinion the controls are VASTLY superior to the keyboard.

 

I'm not sure if this game is supposed to be run on a slow pc, but barring some enemies like the flies, it's almost impossible to escape rape even with an empty purple ecstasy bar.

 

Speaking of the flies, not sure if anyone found this yet, but you unlock the extra stages by playing the corresponding stages repeatedly. After playing the zombie stage about... 5 times or so, I got an extra stage with lots of the aforementioned flies and more zombies. The flies are basically very small and fast pests that anally rape you.

 

Finally, if your health is depleted and you press the pause button, it will give you an option to give up. Doing so will take you to a game over screen depending on the enemy you lost to, and a little game over story explaining what happens to the poor girl.

 

Hope this helps a bit!

 

PS: does anyone have a clue if you can escape stages once your health is depleted? Only thing I can do is crawl a meter or two before being raped again...

 

EDIT: HaloReachMan123, I had the same problem, once those guys gather up it's impossible to win. The only solution I found was, like Ronttu said, replay stage 1 until you get rank 2. I bought a rank 2 gun upgrade (Power one, rips through the blue guys), then went to the stage and just kept shooting for a bit. Constantly look behind you, once the group in front of you gets too close, jump over them, run to the other side, start shooting again, repeat until they get too close, jump, etc... Repeat until you got 50.

 

I'm still in the process of determining what the best guns and armour are. Depends on the stage (I think the fly stage would be nice for a shotgun with lots of spread), but I think the Power guns do the most damage per second. Armour is a bit difficult to figure out... The Defence ones feel the most powerful so far.

 

EDIT 2: Speaking of guns and armour, once you attain a new rank, always buy the -cheapest- new rank armour and weapon. Once you buy one at least once, switching around will be much cheaper than buying the expensive version you wanted in the first place. For example: Let's say I just got rank 3 and I want the Power Type R3a gun. It costs 25000. If I buy the Balance gun for 20000 instead, switching to the Power type I wanted will only cost 1250 afterwards. Bit weird, but this will help you save some money.

[tacomarine]

yeah, in addinotn to what he said. turning on the escape flag with allow you to escape an area, which is what you want to do if your HP goes to 0 and you want to keep whatever progress you've made. the flags are at the end of the level, bit of a crawl but it's interesting.

 

you cannot escape the testers level, if you try it turns into a game over. i got into the habit of using melee against them when they piled up.

 

and as for the bonus stage, you have to complete the tester level first.

 

i hope i didn't offend anyone in this really jumbled information class. enjoy the game!

[stgmilleralive]

Question, what's after the dog level?

 

I just went to the medical center but after that...no other stages are open.

[tacomarine]

nothing, thats it. the game never got finished. there is a bonus stage with bees but thats it. thx for playing

[stgmilleralive]

Sad, I was having fun on the dog level, definitely a test of reaction time.

[leddis3]

The author got bored and decided to make a new game instead.

Apparently it's going to be similar but a lot more complex complete with a statistics menu of how many times you've been raped, what raped you and how many pregnancies resulted.

[ronttu]

Nanocrisis already has that menu.

[jacko]

When I start the .exe file i got "Failed to initialized Direct Music Audio." when I klick ok, the games start, but i the menu I can move between the 4 options with the arrow-keys, but I cant select anyone of them, ESC to exit game.

 

Win7 64bit

[Guest]

Re-do the first mission until you get a rank (or two if you're so inclined)' date=' upgrade your armor and weapon and watch it turn from pain in the ass into pretty easy whatchamacallit.

 

Edit: also, the inability to shoot while running one way is probably due to the keyboard being wired so that the keys you use simply won't work simultaneously. Try different key settings.

[/quote']

 

Meh, grinding. I don't know, is it worth it? Fighting the boring zombies over and over? Is the game complete, or does it end because it is unfinished?

[paddy01]

Unfinished as far as I'm aware, pretty sure the maker is moving on to a new game.

 

I enjoyed nano crisis a while back on my laptop, but for some reason my new pc doesn't like to play the kicking and grappling animations specifically. It just freezes halfway through the movement and the game 'stops responding' can't for the life of me figure out why.

 

I've got my fingers crossed that someone out there knows exactly what's wrong XD

[wakazy]

ok guys, id have a question

im at mission 3 the dog stage and i cant shoot the dogs..

i also aimed down towards them and i cant shoot for some reason but i can shoot while aiming straight and upwards

how can i get to shoot downwards?

[cartixio]

doesnt seem to work on keybaord, i switched to gamepad and was able to do so