[Request] Saints Row- styled HDT-Enabled Dildo Sword.

[Famix]

To start off, I really really love Saints row. One of the fan favorite weapons in the third and fourth games is called THE PENETRATOR, a giant bat-sized dildo that the player uses to kick ass. I don't remember how the player got it in Saints Row 3, but in IV, it's hidden in a cave in a very hilarious manner.

 

Anyways, as a fan of Skyrim and Saints row, I'd love to have this little piece of Saints Row in my Skyrim. Recently, Saints Row IV's developers released modding tools to allow players to extract files, so it's possible to get the one from the game, though I could see that a modified SOS mesh could work nicely, or one could make the mesh themselves.

 

I could see the dildo acting like a greatsword, and I think it'd be really cool if it's found in Nazeem's home because of how much we hate him, or Purewater run. Stats should probably start similar to an iron greatsword, but be upgradable to better than daedric. If not possible, then a better one should be hidden somewhere only strong players can get to, maybe sovengarde

[-alpha-]

ive been wanting this for a while.

that miraak tentacle sword would make an awesome base.

[Sneaksmile]

There are a similar Mod called 'Wood Phallus'

 

It's strange that The Penetrator has not been transferred to Skyrim when it has even been ported to DOA 5 

 

 

[gangstamick]

Lol, Love saint's row. Nothing like wacking some thug with a big floppy purple dildo on a stick.