Atreyu Posted July 13, 2012 Posted July 13, 2012 What's up, haters! It's epic ramen time! It's time to change the game with additional ingredients. We get two packages of beef flavored ramen. THAT'S BEEF, HATERS! The MAN'S flavor! First we bring four testosterone handled cups of water to a boil. How's a man supposed to wait for that?? *comes back 10 minutes later spitting out pigeon feathers* Now we add the ramen after breaking it apart with fists of steel! ARRGHH!!! BREAK THAT RAMEN! While that's cooking, we add the *cues the duh duh duh...* additional ingredients! Onion powder, garlic powder. Vampires want to stay away from this meal! Meat Tenderizer. More meat tenderizer. MORE MEAT TENDERIZER!! Now we throw in some WHOREchestershire sauce, HATERS!! Some liquid smoke that took the lives of A LOT of hickory wood tree to make! Now we add the brown sugar. This brown sugar is as unused as Hilary Clinton's snatch! The hard sugar melts in the pot. STIR THAT BITCH UP!! By the time all the new stuff is added, that ramen is nice and soft and ready to....you guessed it. EAT!!!! *buries face in the ramen pot; all you hear is grunts and slurping* OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!! Next time, we eat laundry detergent!
Atreyu Posted July 13, 2012 Author Posted July 13, 2012 Thought I'd make a poor man's epic meal time.
Guest Lady Luck Posted July 14, 2012 Posted July 14, 2012 [video=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN72UoLX0TE epic ramen time ^ lol
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