The Boring Game

[stalfos81]

Okay the rules are simple

 

Pick a boring activity, occurance etc. etc. And the person below attempts to describe your pick in the raunchiest, dirtiest way imaginable.

 

Example:

 

My pick: A girl watching grass grow.

 

The person below me's description: She held her breath as the shaft thickened and lengthened.

 

(not the best example)

 

Have fun.

 

 

I'll start with, third grade math

[Stross97]

The children stare in awe because of how hard I am, however, when they get older I won't be as hard. That's the fun of being a third grade math problem.

 

Let's try... Stargazing?

[stalfos81]

Orion's belt fell away to reveal Orion's Shaft as it penetrated Uranus.

 

Tax day

[Stross97]

I don't file my taxes every single year. I guess it's the IRS I really really fear. I guess thats bad of me, doesn't show a lot of class, but every time I do they seem to fuck me up the ass.

 

First day of kindergarten.

[stalfos81]

Learned to color, learned to spell, saw my teachers tits, and my peepee began to swell.

 

Watching C-Span

[Stross97]

I fapped all day, fapped all night. I fapped to an infomercial about this satellite. But then this morning I saw Pam, Now I'll never stop watching the C-SPAN.

 

Putting fuel in a car.

[JobiWanUK]

I slid the nozzle into the dark wet hole and started pumping until the hole was full to the brim of warm fluid, some of it even dripped on my shoes.

 

Reading a newspaper.

[Stross97]

I turned the flap, pulled out my penis, and began to masturbate. Oh, how I love the obituaries.

 

Unwrapping candy.