Unique Player horse names

[stalfos81]

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These are some NSFW names I translated from Danish using Google translate.

 

Whiterun horse - Alfsigr was given in game by Skulvar, I just dropped the Queen part.
Windhelm horse - Kusse Kriger translates to Cunt Warrior
Riften horse - Jomfru Elsker translates to Virgin Lover
Solitude horse - Fisse Båre translates to Pussy Stretcher
Markarth horse - Røv Straf tranlates to Ass Punishment

 

Hearthfire Horses are so far untested but named.

 

Not sure which horse goes to which house.

 

Palomino horse - Sæd Dyse Which translates to Semen Nozzle
Grey horse - Pige Kværn translates to Girl Shredder
Black horse - Bryst Gardin translates to Breast Drencher or Breast Curtain

 

2.0 roughly doubles the vanilla stamina for all player horses, all mentioned above went fro 106 to 200 stamina for longer sprint bursts, Frost went from 148 to 300, Shafowmere went from 198 to 400, and finally Arvak went from 106 to 1000, cause dead things don't get tired.

 

Note that this is designed for use with conveniant horses or vanilla, Immersive horses does this whole mod it self

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• Submitter
  stalfos81
• Submitted
  03/02/2017
• Category
  Other
• Requires
  Hearthfires, Dawnguard
• Special Edition Compatible

 

[stalfos81]

Please let me know if the Hearthfire horses have and keep their new names.

[Soulsiee]

HAHAHAH "kusse kriger"

[Volodja1]

"båre" in danish is the thing that paramedics use to transport patients. The danish word for the verb "stretching" is "strække" or "udvide" with an "R" at the end to make it a noun. I assume that what you mean by "schredder" is to destroy or tear apart somehow, and that translates to the verb "ødelægge" or "flække". The word "kværn" is a term used for motorcycles. Just some language tips from a native Dane

[stalfos81]

"båre" in danish is the thing that paramedics use to transport patients. The danish word for the verb "stretching" is "strække" or "udvide" with an "R" at the end to make it a noun. I assume that what you mean by "schredder" is to destroy or tear apart somehow, and that translates to the verb "ødelægge" or "flække". The word "kværn" is a term used for motorcycles. Just some language tips from a native Dane

 

Well it was google translate at work so I didn't expect it to be accurate at all. Some of it may have been taken from other Scandinavian countries, Such as Norway, Sweden. I know very similar languages but different in many ways. But yeah google knows nothing.