Funny moments playing Oblivion with LAPF

[QuiteTheTail]

The idea is continuing the discussion started here, but perhaps the adult section is more appropriate, don't you think?

 

Ok, let's try this.

The truth is, playing with LAPF mods leads the game into all sorts of crazy situations, and I can't help but share with you one of the funniest moments I had lately.

I was making my usual trip to Bravil as a traveling salesman, and decided to pay a visit to Ardaline at the Mages Guild. I was there also for another reason, looking for perfumes and other gifts for Cathubodura (the sword trainer of Brydeinas Fetish Girl mod). I needed to raise her disposition badly because she was pissed mad at me, after "the incident"... Sorry, I have to digress.

Basically the b**** raped me during a sparing round (I forgot to set both her rape settings OFF), stealing me a mountain of gold, the kind of things I can't just let go unpunished. Determined to take every last septim back, I took advantage of a knockdown to pickpocket the ill-gotten money. Surprisingly she didn't report the crime (conscious of her own guilt, perhaps?). Nevermind. As a result though, her disposition towards me dropped to 10. End of the digression.

As soon as I entered the Bravil Mages Guild hall, I noticed something strange. CM companion Skalena (the argonian mage) was performing her stupid training, this time casting a large scale Silence spell. No one got hurt, really, but her training was rather annoying, and I wondered why nobody took action. "None of my business", I thought. Then, the unexpected turn of events. Skalena shoved Kud-Ei to the ground and started banging her. The silence spell wasn't so harmless, after all. The NPCs around continued their activities as if nothing had happened.

Since it was lunch time (around 2:00 PM) and Ardaline wasn't available for barter, I had to find something to do in the meantime. Poor shamed Kud-Ei walked naked around the hall, and Skalena resumed her damn training. I decided to save the game and start making troubles. No surprise, being the ruthless owner of the Oghma Infinium. I cast a first Silence spell on Skalena, and received a first warning. After a few seconds of relative tranquillity, the argonian returned to her provocating occupation. Second attack, second warning, but I'm determined to see to the bottom of this by now. Third silence spell.

Words can't express the confusion. The female khajiit thief from the CM Companion mod sides with Skalena and they both try to attack me. I'm not impressed. The other Mages Guild members decide that it's high time to put their skills to use. The innocent Carandial is taken in the crossfire and before he can realize what's happening someone (perhaps Delphine Jend) is drilling his sorry arse with a dildo. The rest is a pointless slaughter of useful characters.

Time to reload the game, thanks for reading this.

[xartom]

With high joberg settings I remember the rape riots that would cause reloads, worst one was the Simplicita the Slow riot in IC, started off with the banker's wife from the bank mod going over to rape that poor beggar. She's always a perv in my games (no idea why, alongside Martin), but whatever. 

 

So this goes on, a few rounds of spoiled housewife on baglady violence.  One of the khajiit newspaper guys sees this grave class injustice, and begins fighting with the banker's wife. Soon his brother or clone or whatever joins in and some random imperial guy joins the banker. Soon there's some weird civil war brewing in IC Marketplace that spills out into the Elven gardens district, guards get involved and begin shooting each other, as Oblivion logic decrees. Pretty soon its a lagfest battle stretching out into Talos plaza (or so the dead bodies everywhere and fighting npcs would say) and somehow the game thinks I'm involved, and there's just mass pandemonium of everyone vs everyone fistfights, summoned daedra, and rapes. Really annoying since it'd kill quest npcs and bug out the game.

[QuiteTheTail]

This Albi Pannus guy from the Bravil Underground mod is walking around the IC market with a HUGE weapon, gathered from Speedbuster's SMDR Collection chest. How did he get it is a mistery to me, I can't help but laugh every time I see him.