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These are some comments I have made in my life that proved to me that the less you say the smarter people think you are...

 

1. "Bottled water??! who in their right mind would pay for bottled water!!"

 

2. "Why would I pay for cable TV when its free over the air?"

 

3. "I have a NES why would i want a computer to play games on?"

 

4. "Cell phones? Pfft ,There is no one I want to talk to bad enough that they can't wait till i get home."

 

5. "Tivo is stupid I can record anything i want on my VCR."

 

I am right this second watching cable while my DVR is recording another show while I type this on my computer with my smart phone permanently attached to my hip and sipping on a bottle of water. No one needs to tell me I'm an idiot, Life reminds me every day :P

Posted

Everything I've ever said and probably will say...

 

The older I get, the more I realize I don't know, like Socrates said. Mostly, I assume that when I think I'm right it's mostly rhetorical or dumb coincidence and lucky correlations as I fumble through life.

 

Kudos to you and your list, OP, for most of us use selective memory to filter out such personal errors.

 

Perhaps one of the biggest ones for me, and on a different level of being personal and important, was going along for 20 years with the idea that scoliosis was something I was stuck with and that only doctors could fix me maybe one day if at all. That was lame of me, quite literally so.

 

Another, I used to have a folk view about money and dollars that is still common, but not mine anymore. But, still, then I was totally wrong about how quickly gold and silver would come back and so far still wrong. I had no real way of knowing or judging such things.

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I was walking with my roomy today around the place we live. I'm paler then a ghost. He's a very tall, very white guy. We aren't racist, I'm just very stupid sometimes when I open my mouth. I honestly just don't think sometimes.

 

He saw an air freshener on the ground, one of those dark green ones in the shape of a pine tree that people hang from their review mirrors in cars. He nodded towards it and pointed out how dark it was. That it has turned black. Out loud without a moment's hesitation I said, "Blacks don't work."

 

...

 

I'm a super moron sometimes. We live in an extremely diverse neighborhood lol

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You're better then I am, I'll admit that even if it stings lol

 

I got a lot of super heated looks and decided to head on in. One time I was happy my eyes are so awful XD Then again, it looked as though I was saying that looking at a gentlemen' car (I think it could have looked like that... I am almost always wrong though) and I think the fact that I said something so loud and so randomly prolly didn't help.

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the different between a guy who's thinking he's a idiot and a real idiot are, thats the real idiot would never think "i'm a idiot.".

 

i think idiots have a better life in her own little world. they dont see themselfes as a problem.

 

with this knowledge you become a better thinking of the whole situation.

because:

 

"wow, i'm such a intelligent guy. it's possible to me to see my own idioticness."

 

 

Hey I'm a Idiot!

 

 

Have nice day.... :D

Guest †Foggy♥Sugar†
Posted

I must be awesome then cause this is pretty much what I think every time I think there is any possibility I may have offended someone or made then genuinely angry lol

Posted

I must be awesome then cause this is pretty much what I think every time I think there is any possibility I may have offended someone or made then genuinely angry lol

 

you're your own hero :D

because, no one knows it better then you.

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