morgananinuala Posted February 19, 2016 Posted February 19, 2016 You know what I want to see one day? A tacky, home-made porn parody of the weirder side of Elder Scroll Lore. Like, a women in blue glittery body paint and a silver latex suit as our protagonist, a Magna-Ge name Seductu of the K/Y Sign. She would travel through time, fucking famous people and things from ES lore. Seductu of the K/Y Sign in Engines of Passion: Lust in the halls of the ancient Dwemer! The secret machine fetish of Tonal Architect Kagrenac! Numidium's Piston! Seductu of the K/Y Sign in The Tongue's Tongues: Cunnilingus! Fellatio! Thu'um! The three greatest heroes of Skyrim discover that Sovengarde is playing host to the pleasures of the stars themselves! Seductu of the K/Y Sign in Mastery of the Second Aperture: The sluttiest Magna-Ge stumbles upon a very consensual tryst between the Pride of Resdayn and the King of Domination, and learns the Arts of Ass! Etc.
morgananinuala Posted February 19, 2016 Author Posted February 19, 2016 LMAO. If we had a few amateur actors. Yannow, people other people would pay to see naked. Gods know half the people here would run screaming from me...
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