Tacky Porn Parody

[morgananinuala]

You know what I want to see one day?

 

A tacky, home-made porn parody of the weirder side of Elder Scroll Lore.

 

Like, a women in blue glittery body paint and a silver latex suit as our protagonist, a Magna-Ge name Seductu of the K/Y Sign.

 

She would travel through time, fucking famous people and things from ES lore.

 

Seductu of the K/Y Sign in Engines of Passion: Lust in the halls of the ancient Dwemer! The secret machine fetish of Tonal Architect Kagrenac! Numidium's Piston!

 

Seductu of the K/Y Sign in The Tongue's Tongues: Cunnilingus! Fellatio! Thu'um! The three greatest heroes of Skyrim discover that Sovengarde is playing host to the pleasures of the stars themselves!

 

Seductu of the K/Y Sign in Mastery of the Second Aperture: The sluttiest Magna-Ge stumbles upon a very consensual tryst between the Pride of Resdayn and the King of Domination, and learns the Arts of Ass!

 

Etc.

[Kaz Aanh]

Brilliant , fund it on kick-starter.

[morgananinuala]

LMAO.

 

If we had a few amateur actors. Yannow, people other people would pay to see naked.

 

Gods know half the people here would run screaming from me...