Three word story

[Jerbsinator]

herped and derped

[Kuroshu]

and Fapped day

[Guest]

by day and

[WhiteSteelMan]

licked juicy juices

[Guest]

with his giant

[WhiteSteelMan]

dirty green reptilian

[Guest]

slimy slithering tongue

[WhiteSteelMan]

hits boobs hard

[Guest]

as well as

[WhiteSteelMan]

broken babe doll

[ahddubbuddah]

while chasing Alduin

[Guest]

in Sovngarde with

[WhiteSteelMan]

white chocolate racist

[ahddubbuddah]

everyone dies painfully

[Guest]

but no one

[WhiteSteelMan]

sucks like asari

[Guest]

do, when they

[Jerbsinator]

eat raw bacon

[Guest]

while listening to

[WhiteSteelMan]

naked furry maggot

[Guest]

shave their furry

[Mailamea]

ass of their

[Skagg]

Uncle with a

[WhiteSteelMan]

curved green stick

[Jerbsinator]

made of chicken