Dear SexLab: You dirty, funny thing!

[halieslade]

Caveat: I realize that Skyrim animations will never be perfect.  But as a long-time veteran of Second Life (where animations look real sometimes, but not always) and Sims (ick, don't go there) I know all too well that the platform was not designed to be couples+ friendly.  Even if you enable collision detection between avatars there will be issues.

 

However, I take it all in stride.  I try to maintain my sense of humor and accept what Skyrim (and the wonderful SexLab) have given me.  I've been kidnapped and raped, held as a slave by bandits.  I've exacted revenge on my attackers and I've been very close to marrying random NPCs (yet I remain a single girl through design).  I've been told that some wish that I was given over to the wilds or that I disgust others for my promiscuous behavior in the game.  While I want to stick those judgy types with my daedric dagger, I know it would bring the guards faster than allowing Guard Morality in a SexLab mod.

 

That said.  It's funny when I'm using Radiant Prostitution + Spectators and have 15 NPCs around the bed clapping for me, and any more than that teleport right on top of my lover, standing on top of his bare bottom as it bounces up and down - bouncing them up and down as well!  It becomes a circus act.  "The Flying Voyeurs!"

 

I've even had NPCs walk into the bedroom and climb on the bed I'm using while I'm bouncing away.  At first I thought maybe there was going to be a 3some, but nooooooo!  They just wanted to take a nap right there underneath my buttocks!

 

My solution was to tweak Spectators down to a bare minimum number and range, but I still get a few bouncing on the bed. Spectators remains one of my favorite mods simply because I'm an exhibitionist.

 

Running Random Sex, heavy on the "rapes" (I can't type that with a straight face - my settings clearly invite the attacks), I sometimes find myself coupling with an NPC on the ground, in the street, or in a tavern on the floor.  NPCs wander past me and stop, looking down at the frantic sex action spamming me with voiced "Can I help you?", "What do you need?"  over and over.  Or, even worse, their personal life stories about being left at the docks as a child by a certain pirate and forced to beg for food.  ("Hey, do I LOOK like I care?  I'm about to orgasm here, dammit! Stop walking on my face!")

 

Waylaid by a horny wolf in the mountains, he's just about to finish in me when a dragon flies low overhead and circles back.  "Wait, Wolfie, hold that thought while I kill this wyrm.  Don't go away!"

 

Solution: never run "Moar Dragons" or "Increase spawn" mods if you plan on rutting with random wildlife.  It could be dangerous to your health.  It's just too bad there isn't a way to disable NPC voluntary interaction when a sex act is going on.

 

Realism, on a scale of 1 to 10, is around 3 or 4.  But I'll take it.  It's entertainment.

 

[3Dmember]

There are mods to do nearly everything you mentioned in your post... too many for me to mention at this time as I need to go out now but when I get back I'll try to compile a list of them. Keep in mind that some will need to be heavily configured to achieve what you're asking via MCM menu's. Also so that they run without clashing with each other in a lot of cases.

[Karretch]

There are mods to do nearly everything you mentioned in your post... too many for me to mention at this time as I need to go out now but when I get back I'll try to compile a list of them. Keep in mind that some will need to be heavily configured to achieve what you're asking via MCM menu's. Also so that they run without clashing with each other in a lot of cases.

I don't think they were asking for anything, just telling about their experiences and the fun from that. Maybe they were, but it sure didn't seem like it.