Bob, the game.

[Hitman69]

Okay everyone. It's time for another forum-game. This one's called Bob, or sometimes "Bob, the game".

For the rules:

Imagine a man named Bob. He is standing, all alone, on a perfectly flat ground made of nothing in particular. This ground extends infinitely in all directions.Above him is a nothing-in-particular sky.

The first post will be an attempt to kill Bob. You do this by summoning something.

Be specific: don't just say \"I summon ___.\", say \"I summon ___ to do ___.\", UNLESS it's obvious what you want it to do. If it's obvious, explaining it ruins the fun.

The next poster will try to save Bob, by summoning something to counteract the first summon.

This will be counteracted by the next person, and so on.

 

Remember, Bob does not have suïcidal thoughts whatsoever, and really wants to live. You can't just summon a gun, with the intention of him shooting himself.

Bob is also semi-intelligent, so no obvious traps. (less than obvious traps are fine, though.  : )

So, let's get this show on the road.

 

 

I summon the great and mighty rabbit from Monthy Python and the Holy Grail.

[Old Book]

I summon the holy hand grenade of Antioch.

[Hitman69]

I summon King Arthur, who's number of the count shall not be three. 

[Old Book]

I summon a large group of police officers.

[Hitman69]

I summon a large group of cats who act like the one in

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[Vyrce]

I summon a large group of beagles

[Old Book]

I summon a dozen hungry tigers.

[Guest flingingfeces]

I summon a giant bowl of cat nip

 

 

[Old Book]

I summon a group of pet therapists with addiction counseling experience to help the tigers overcome the lure of catnip.

[Vyrce]

i summon a insurance agent to tell the tigers their therapy isn't covered.

[Old Book]

I summon an army of Thai "Escorts" to distract the insurance agent with therapeutic massage and other entertainments.

[Vyrce]

I summon an entire country of drug dealers to render your "escorts" useless

[Old Book]

I summon one East Coast working class small town burnout to consume the entire output of your country of drug dealers.

[Vyrce]

 

i summon a pitfall to trap your burnout

[Old Book]

I summon the Marijuana Fairy to rescue the burnout from the pit.

[Vyrce]

i summon an anti-magic field generator so the fairy drops in too

[Irishredneck]

I summon a crowd of Green Peace protesters to shut down the generator due to it's carbon emissions.

[dslxksanta]

i summon the boondock saints with the impression that the greenpeacers are infact a terrorist organization and are in need of killing.

[Airahn]

I summon a magical house sized barrel of infinite angry monkeys who are in league with actual terrorists to swarm the Boondock saints and prevent them from uncovering the actual terror plot.

[dslxksanta]

i summon a Triton nuclear missile to abolish and decimate the barrel and destroying its temporal flux portal alloying the infinite supply of terror monkeys and disintegrating them.

[Guest ThatOne]

I summon the actual terrorists the angry monkeys are in league with, once more preventing the Boondock saints from uncovering the actual plot.

[dslxksanta]

i call in a joint preemtive strike using the standoff land attack munitions multi-headed extended range....slammer get it?

[sammythesquirrel]

i summon a redneck president who don't give a tinkers damn about treaties (yes that is proper grammar if your a redneck)

[wampa]

I summon a mad general that starts a military coup