Making Skyrim's NPCs less ADHD

[Bluegunk]

Does anyone know of a mod or a method that kind of "slows down" or "soothes" Skyrim's NPCs?

 

OK, it's kind of an odd thing, but anywhere one walks in Skyrim, NPCs are just weird. I know the game engine is like five thousand rivets flying in formation. I've experienced it for years.

But by now, I'd hope someone might have created a way to soothe the janky mess of NPCs that do things like

• popping out of existence as you talk to them,
• starting a song and singing only one line before getting a drum out,
• walk into each other or get stuck in furniture
• delivering half a line
• Standing on tables...etc.

 

Thanks.