commission request [Commission Request] Baldur's Gate 3 Peeing mod request

[Maniack14]

Hello everyone! Some of you may recognize me as "that guy that has been posting about getting a Baldur's Gate 3 Pee mod in another board for nearly 2 years" and indeed it is I! I forgot for a while there there was an actual BG3 board, and figured i should also post here!

 

Anyways, as the name and my post history would imply, I am very interested in getting a mod of peeing in BG3, most specifically the girls peeing, and have a large amount of disposable income that i would be interested in utilizing in order to get the mod made!

 

The required criterion would (probably) be as follows:

1. As an action (or bonus action, perhaps), girl characters are able to pee.
2. Peeing includes piss animation (potentially repurposing existing piss particle animation used on goblins) coming out of the girl bits.
3. The peeing can be performed both in a squatting pose (the squat seen while sneaking is acceptable) and standing (idle pose)
4. Character can pee during or out of combat. in combat it can default to either of the two other poses to prevent having to put the pee in the right place for every combat ready pose.
5. Peeing creates water beneath the pisser. Pissing also applies wet status condition to the pisser.
6. Peeing gives some buff to the pisser. +1 to rolls or checks, or something similar would be ideal.
7. Some sort of sound effect applied to pissing (frankly i think the wet effect sounds exactly like pissing, so that could just be re-used or something)

 

There are additional possibilities that i would be interested in, such as interactions if a character is wearing clothes (like, can just pants be wet?), custom poses, custom animations, aiming pee, but frankly I don't know how difficult doing that would be, so i've tried to distill to only what is absolutely necessary to make a pee mod.

 

I'm not interested in penis pee, pussy only, but if whoever makes the mod just wants to make them thangs piss, be my guest, but I at least wouldn't shell any money for that.

 

If anyone is interested, or knows anyone interested, absolutely feel free to drop a post or message me directly to discuss, can discuss cost and all that, unfortunately i don't really have a good frame of reference to say exactly how much i would think this would cost, so we can certainly discuss!

 

Edit: one other potential detail i thought of is having the peeing only able to be performed after drinking something. but like other "nice to be"s that one is lower priority

Edited April 16, 2025 by Maniack14

[tempx8675309]

Based, I want shart to piss herself when she sees wolves 

[Maniack14]

April showers bring May flowers, but judging by the lack of yellow showers that have collided with either the floor or the pants of the Baldur's Gate 3 girls, there may not be many flowers.

 

Don't let that be the case! don't let us plunge into another drought-stricken summer, and let them pee (all over various items and surfaces)!

 

And while the ground and pants may be filled with girl pee, someone (or someones if it's a team) wallet could be filled with instead hard cash! or soft cash i guess cause i wouldn't be giving it in person.

[Maniack14]

May turns to june, and so too does the weather warm. I know what else should be warm.

 

That's right! The pants and/or floor of the Baldur's Gate 3 girls! warmed by their very own pee! And perhaps your wallet could be warmed by the large amount of cash i have to spend on such a thing!

[Maniack14]

There's a heat wave going on in most of America right now, and I can confirm it is quite hot.

 

It's almost as hot as it would be to see the BG3 girls pissing!

 

And what a better way to cool down than to get some high quality ice cream, paid for by the large amount of money i would spend to get the mod made!

[Maniack14]

Dark days have descended upon us in the past few days. The powers that be have decided that piss is forbidden, banned, and destined to be lost.

 

I rebel against this future! In every man is the iconoclastic desire to destroy what's needed to protect what's most important! While this is but a small protest i mustn't give up. Small acts rarely lead to something larger, but it does not mean these small acts are anything less precious.

 

To this end I renew my commitment to getting a BG3 Peeing mod! Which i am able to pay for without including either Visa or Mastercard in the matter! Get your large amount of money without having to dirty your hands on such draconian companies! And feel at least the slightest bit proud you're protesting this corporate oversight, while also making it so the BG3 girls can piss!

[Nbd42]

Just go kneel in front of Crusher.

[Maniack14]

You FOOL! I can tell you DARED not read the post, for if you did you wouldn't know the sheer FOOLISHNESS of that suggestion. This is not for the girls to be peed on, far, far from that in fact, but rather for the girls themselves to pee!

(which can be made reality if any brave soul wants to greatly enrich their wallet!)

[Maniack14]

I knwo what you all may be thinking. "Gee Maniack14, you sure haven't posted about Baldur's Gate 3 girls peeing in nearly 3 months, have you forgotten? hasve you given up your quest?"

Nay I say, there have been developments! Stay tuned for piss! Or news of me getting scammed about piss!

[tempx8675309]

On 11/9/2025 at 7:55 PM, Maniack14 said:

I knwo what you all may be thinking. "Gee Maniack14, you sure haven't posted about Baldur's Gate 3 girls peeing in nearly 3 months, have you forgotten? hasve you given up your quest?"

Nay I say, there have been developments! Stay tuned for piss! Or news of me getting scammed about piss!

based, I look forward to it. 

[Maniack14]

I've got good news and bad news my piss fellows!

Bad news is: I was scammed! The person who contacted me, after me being completely clear of what mod that i want (girls peeing) after 3 months of waiting (with some communication, i wasn't ghosted) came back and said "yeah that idea is gross and not very common, can i do something else?" Which I most resoundingly said "Hell no! I literally want to commission no other mod other than the mod that would make the baldur's gate 3 girls pee!" I will not yet name and shame the fellow as there's still a chance i might get a refund considering he didn't just ghost me, but if he does then name and shame i shall! at least at this point, progress has been reset to zero.

 

Good news is: I remain committed! Even despite being scammed, i still remain committed and will continue to offer the grand offer of many hundreds of dollars to one lucky modder who wishes to bring the piss dreams into piss reality! If any who read my humble thread either wishes to or knows someone who wishes to earn such large stacks of cash, please feel free to DM or reply! Though i will say due to the aforementioned scamming, i may be a bit more careful of when money is given.

 

As God as my witness, I shall not quit my piss quest!

 

Edit: Turns out the fellow messaged me saying that he would do it (after me politely saying that if he didn't do it i would like a refund). i remain unconvinced but hopeful. i'll still keep the offer open if any looky fellows looky at this, but if he ends up not being a scammer and instead just being annoying, then hooray! Perhaps i was the jerk! I remain unconvinced but we shall see!

Edited December 12, 2025 by Maniack14

[Maniack14]

Bad news friends! I got scammed! Again! And attempted to get scammed! A third time!

 

To call out those that had

 

1st time by user on this site biggievinny, discord username big_vinny. game some money upfront, later returned saying "this mod is gross and i don't want to do it, can we do something else?" To which i replied "no, i want a piss mod" no further response. probably can't charge back.

 

2nd time by discord user thes0nicguy. This time I gave some money upfront, he said he needed more because the mod was complex. sure whatever. Asked again. okay whatever. Asked a third time, still hasn't provided any proof of actually working on the mod, i ask for some, all he lists is in words what he's doing. no screenshots. I Naively say okay. Little bit later, he says he's done! Cool! So I say "Alright, send me a screen capture of the mod functioning and i'll send you the rest!" to which he resoundly refused to, saying that that wasn't part of the deal and that his computer lags too hard to be able to get a screen capture of it working, and if he only could get 100 bucks he could fix his computer and then send me a screen capture but also he wants the full money before then. To which i resoundly replied "if I don't get some proof of the mod actually existing, i'm not sending any more money." To which he continues to beg for the next week for me to send him some money. Can't get a refund there cause i used stuff that I can't chargeback on. My bad on that one, I've got dozens of commissions from artists that can't use the usual payment stuff for one reason or another, so that wasn't an inherent red flag.

 

3rd time, I won't call them out specifically because maybe there was just a misunderstanding and I jumped the gun a bit, but sure smelled like a scam to me. Got Dm'd and connected to someone (like time #2). I tell them "hey, I just got scammed twice, so I would ideally wish to not send any large amount of money until I get some hard proof that the mod is being worked on. I'm not asking to not pay anything until the end, or to pay until mod is completed, but I don't want to give a large amount upfront with 0 evidence. His response? "Well it's your fault you got scammed, not mine" (which while probably true, is still a dickish thing to say) "because real modders can't go against their TOS. So i will have to charge 40% upfront" Which I responded "That's understandable. Then for now i'm going to say I won't be commissioning you as I don't wish to send that money". To which they replied "Well no one else is going to want to help you. You can't even send $100? I really wanted to help you. Also i might charge a large amount because this mod is complex" So then i blocked them.

 

The 3rd one i'm decently sure is the same guy as the 2nd, because he wrote the exact same way, same ESL way of writing (not saying ESL automatically means scammer, just that the two wrote in the same way, same english errors, same grammar structure, etc) and continued to pester me in the same way after i said i wasn't going to be sending any more money, and got in contact with me the exact same way (someone DM-ing me on this site, saying he knows a modder who can make it. again, not inherently a red flag, but something to bear in mind.) And also had no evidence that they could even make a BG3 mod. Like i said, not calling them out cause just maybe they were an honest modder who was trying their best. I don't think so, but still, benefit of the doubt and all.

 

So things are going great for lil'ol maniack lately! apparently 7 years of successfully commissioning art without being scammed has not made me fully immune to them!

 

But by god, I WILL get this mod made eventually!!!! But at this point I am once again looking for anyone to make it. Though my journeys have left me scarred and parched from lack of Baldur's Gate 3 Girl Pee, I shall continue on this quest! But needless to say I will be a bit more strict on when i send money. If someone needs a large amount upfront, without some good proof that you can actually make the mod, good chance i won't go forward with the commission. But by all means, spread the word! My wallet has not yet been sucked dry by dastardly scammers enough to deflect me from my quest!

Edited February 6 by Maniack14

[TheDESTRO]

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