How to activate

[lizardfreak1110]

how do i activate it

 

[ShadyKitsune]

Activate what? You need context topics and details if you want help.

[Demonwise]

On 3/3/2025 at 2:39 AM, lizardfreak1110 said:

how do i activate it

 

Go spearfishing for tuna with a French baguette. If and when you catch a tuna, take the tuna and massage it with Alaskan ferret liver oil. Once it's been buttered up all nice and good, take the tuna and have a camel sit on it for 2 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes, and 2 seconds. Once the tuna has been properly cured then you'll want to filleted it. Take the fillets and go forth and slap your local politician or whoever the equivalent that may be. Make sure, and this is very important, when you slap the politician you must scream like you impaled your ass on a 30 foot whale dick and say, "may the fleas and lice of a million camels infest your genitals for 10,000 years!"

 

With luck, if all goes well, you'll have activated it.

[SwissxPiplup]

10 hours ago, Demonwise said:

 

Go spearfishing for tuna with a French baguette. If and when you catch a tuna, take the tuna and massage it with Alaskan ferret liver oil. Once it's been buttered up all nice and good, take the tuna and have a camel sit on it for 2 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes, and 2 seconds. Once the tuna has been properly cured then you'll want to filleted it. Take the fillets and go forth and slap your local politician or whoever the equivalent that may be. Make sure, and this is very important, when you slap the politician you must scream like you impaled your ass on a 30 foot whale dick and say, "may the fleas and lice of a million camels infest your genitals for 10,000 years!"

 

With luck, if all goes well, you'll have activated it.

This worked for me. Thanks.