Balatro, but slutty

[Someone23832]

Been too long, so here's a new update. 

Balustro.zip

Has a new fancy config, and several new consumable cards.

Spoiler

 

 

Steamodded's config stuff is still a little wonky, so you might need to go in Mods and visit Balustro's config by clicking on the mod, and make sure to click Back instead of pressing escape to save changes.

 

Have fun.

[anon62195]

Idea for Shortcut (the joker that lets you make straights with gaps): Thigh Gap

[8bitcorgi]

Stealing this Format from the mad lad a page back.  Here are some ideas and alternative names to help the spark for horny harlot cards

Credit Card -  (Luxury card)
- Styled after those Custom credit cards with a Skimpy business Suit Joker under the card info
Delayed Gratification - (Gooning Harlot)
- A Gooner Joker with egg vibrators Holding back her orgasm
Ride the Bus (Lonely Train Ride)
- Joker spreading her legs open sitting on the train can
Red Card - (IDK)
-  Referee Joker giving a blowjob while holding the Red Card
Square Joker -  (Cubic Harlot)
-  Minecraft Joker-Horny Edition
Stone Joker - (Stone Harlot)
- Concrete Imprint of a Joker's tits or whole joker 
Erosion - (Harlot Nature)
- Mountain Shaped as a Joker with a river coursing through tits and puss with small plants in cracks
Ancient Joker - (Antique Harlot)
-  Clown Themed Fertility Idol anyone?
Sock and Buskin - (idk how to pun this one)
- Black and White Noir Jokers making out either sucking face or 69.
Hit-the Road - (Catch a Ride)
- Hitch hiker joker in a tide flannel shirt and booty shorts.
To-Do -  (Sex List)
- a sticky note with a few cum stains and written

• Handjob
• Anal
• Rimming
• Lap Dance
• Oral
• Treesome

Gift-Card (Gift-Exchange)
- Classic Joker with a Santa hat and Ribbon Underwear, mouth open for a dick (with also get this a present ribbon)
Turtle Bean - (Bean Flick)
- Close Up of the Vaginal area with a nice bean flick or rub
Smeared Joker (Smeared Strokes)
- Joker poorly painting on canvas using her massive tits as brushes
The Idol (The Totem)
- A Totem Pole of carved Jokers in different poses
Loyalty Card (Free Use Card)
- A Joker holding out a punch card titled Free Fucks desperate and embarrassed she's on her last use. 
Golden Ticket - (Golden Pass)
- The bottom half being the Golden Use Ticket with three jokers with tits pressed waiting for you to use the card in the premium section of the club
Superposition (Sexposition)
- A pouting Tsundere Joker in a lab coat with twin tails clearly wanting some action
Hack - (Whore)
- A Tired Stripper Joker giving a lap dance, to tired to put up a horny mood, still nude obviously
Raised Fist (Harlot Revolution)
- 1 or more Russian propaganda joker(s) saluting proudly in nothing but a Ushanka 
Castle (Lonely Tower)
- A Castle Tower with a Naked Rapunzel joker either posing in the window or on the window seal presenting
Drunkard (Titty Tippler)
- A Joker in a night club or rave that has way too much to drink raising her top to release the girls while taking a swig

Feel Free to argue or add onto any idea i put out.

[Zebriaprism~]

On 4/27/2024 at 3:53 PM, Someone23832 said:

 

Cards I either have no good/very vague ideas for, or have a face and outfit to work with already, even if no special ideas come up:

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All Legendaries still need ideas

 - Caino

 - Triboulet

 - Yorick

 - Chicot

 - Perkeo

 

 

Ideas for three of the five Legendaries:

Nedda, Canio's wife

Ophelia, drowned after Hamlet drove her crazy

Louise, Wife of Henry III, under whom Chicot served and whose regency was depected by Alexandre Dumas

The other two were under kings with multiple wives, none of whom were of immediate note apart from one likely having Down syndrome (not a slight/joke).

 

[Zebriaprism~]

The Fool - Dorothy-esque Harlot with a bindle followed by dog

The Magician - Mad scientist holding test tube in lab

The High Priestess - Nun harlot praying in a chapel

The Empress - Lounging like Kate Winslet in Titanic with tiara

The Emperor - Jacked Jimbo in crown with two Harlots; he's holding a titty from each Harlot in his hands

The Hierophant - Harlot in Pope hat

The Lovers - Harlot playing with two dolls, one a guy and a girl, making a kissy face

The Chariot - Motorcyclist with a black cat and a white cat riding with her

Strength - Amazon Harlot choking out a lion with one arm

The Hermit - Hooded Harlot holding a lantern, only cleavage and long white hair are visible

Wheel of Fortune - Cheeky game show host Harlot standing before a wheel

Justice - Blind Justitia Harlot holding sword and scales

Hanged Man - Naked base jumping Harlot

Death - White centauress wearing black helmet holding Rose of York

Temperance - Mixologist Harlot mixing drinks

Devil - Black metal Harlot wearing goat horn hair band

The Tower - Giant stone phallus

The Star - Firefighter with the big star as the gold badge on her hat

The Moon - Werewolf Harlot howling at the Moon

The Sun - The bimbo sunflower from Conker's Bad Fur Day basking in the sun holding the big red banner

Judgment - Soprano sax playing Harlot entertaining a crowd

The World - Acrobat flying through a ring

 

Rename them as you see fit, or don't.

[8bitcorgi]

2 hours ago, Zebriaprism~ said:

Ideas for three of the five Legendaries:

Nedda, Canio's wife

Ophelia, drowned after Hamlet drove her crazy

Louise, Wife of Henry III, under whom Chicot served and whose regency was depected by Alexandre Dumas

The other two were under kings with multiple wives, none of whom were of immediate note apart from one likely having Down syndrome (not a slight/joke).

 

alternatively we can pick 5 very popular clowns, IE Harley Quinn, mad Moxxi, Pomni

 

[Zebriaprism~]

8 hours ago, 8bitcorgi said:

alternatively we can pick 5 very popular clowns, IE Harley Quinn, mad Moxxi, Pomni

 

I already like Nedda, but I'll go with your idea for the other four

 

Chicot - Harle (recurring Chrono Cross miniboss) 

Perkeo - Mad Moxxi (Borderlands character, and Borderlands is in spaaaaaaaace)

Triboulet - Bozette Slapstick (Totally Spies villain that turns people into clowns using makeup)

Yorick - Geiru Toruneido (Ace Attorney character... I just think her design is neat)

[Horny_Lurker]

Triboulet buffs both kings and queens, so maybe something based on bisexuality?

[nappyapp]

@Someone23832 any new progress?

[Someone23832]

Not much. Dorian has kind of burnt out, Oddman is working on other projects, and there was a new artist that was going to work on vouchers, but have other projects they want to focus on first.

[JimmyRules]

I thought I read somewhere you guys were looking for help with Harlot descriptions? Is that still a thing? I'd be happy to help in the writing department

[JimmyRules]

Balatro Jokers.txt

 

@Someone23832 I wrote up a document with an art idea and description for every joker in the game. The descriptions are in a second person Fallout/Vault Meat tone. Short and punchy, but they can easily be changed to third person if you prefer.

Don't want to step on anyone's toes but I also thought of some alternative names for the hands as well:

"Straight", "Train")
"Flush", "Harem")
"Full House", "Whore House")
"Royal Flush", "Depraved Harem")
"Flush House", "Harem House")
"Flush Five", "Bukkake")
"Straight Flush", "Trained Harem")

 

Making Harem Flush allows for consistency in naming (also a harem is usually all one gender) Though I do like Full Bordello, rolls off the tongue nicely.

If the project is on hold, and you don't mind, I'm going to try to use my mediocre photoshop skills to try and add some of my ideas that I don't think require full art assets from Dorian. As a tentative stop gap until he returns. If people are interested I can post it once I'm finished.

Also I was perusing through the code and found the custom descriptions you had already implemented. What are the parameters/rules (ie. is there a character limit per line? Do I need to do anything with the original Description or will the new one be called instead?) if I wanted to add the ones I came up with?

Also if you have any critiques or ideas for descriptions. Let me know!

 

Thanks!

Edited September 5, 2024 by JimmyRules

[nappyapp]

@Someone23832 no worries

[Someone23832]

On 9/4/2024 at 2:41 PM, JimmyRules said:

Balatro Jokers.txt 22.95 kB · 2 downloads

 

@Someone23832 I wrote up a document with an art idea and description for every joker in the game. The descriptions are in a second person Fallout/Vault Meat tone. Short and punchy, but they can easily be changed to third person if you prefer.

Don't want to step on anyone's toes but I also thought of some alternative names for the hands as well:

"Straight", "Train")
"Flush", "Harem")
"Full House", "Whore House")
"Royal Flush", "Depraved Harem")
"Flush House", "Harem House")
"Flush Five", "Bukkake")
"Straight Flush", "Trained Harem")

 

Making Harem Flush allows for consistency in naming (also a harem is usually all one gender) Though I do like Full Bordello, rolls off the tongue nicely.

If the project is on hold, and you don't mind, I'm going to try to use my mediocre photoshop skills to try and add some of my ideas that I don't think require full art assets from Dorian. As a tentative stop gap until he returns. If people are interested I can post it once I'm finished.

Also I was perusing through the code and found the custom descriptions you had already implemented. What are the parameters/rules (ie. is there a character limit per line? Do I need to do anything with the original Description or will the new one be called instead?) if I wanted to add the ones I came up with?

Also if you have any critiques or ideas for descriptions. Let me know!

 

Thanks!

 

The main thing with using Train was that it's not exactly clear on first glance what Train means, unless you specifically know the phrase "running a train". It's not a thing known by everyone.

 

For descriptions, there's no rules like that, except formatting is usually done inside of curly brackets. These descriptions will automatically load as long as you're playing in english, it writes to the localization file, rather than the code of the joker.

 

I don't mind some of the descriptions and ideas mentioned, I'll probably mark some down on the list we have between the current team as ideas. I will say though, that my ideal format for descriptions is integrated into the text, rather than tacked on at the end. Lewdest Lair's text is probably the most popular example that comes to mind.

 

I will say, overall, a lot of these do unfortunately clash with the idea I'm going for - This seems to be heavily inspired by Fallout, description and idea-wise -- It's fitting for a post-nuclear fallout wasteland, definitely, but less for a circus themed casino with clowns feel that I'm generally hoping to aim for.

 

I'd like to suggest the possibility of an add-on pack. I wouldn't be willing to do all the work of putting each individual description into code, but I wouldn't at all mind helping with the basis for an add-on pack and getting the basic code set up for that.

 

In regards to art - It's best to ask for permission. Though I don't think Dorian would mind for the most part as long as he's properly credited, I will also throw in that any use of AI is not really wanted. It'd look odd as pixel art anyways, though, so I don't expect it.

I'll throw him a message to double check for permission, though.

[JimmyRules]

On 9/7/2024 at 11:08 AM, Someone23832 said:

 

The main thing with using Train was that it's not exactly clear on first glance what Train means, unless you specifically know the phrase "running a train". It's not a thing known by everyone.

 

For descriptions, there's no rules like that, except formatting is usually done inside of curly brackets. These descriptions will automatically load as long as you're playing in english, it writes to the localization file, rather than the code of the joker.

 

I don't mind some of the descriptions and ideas mentioned, I'll probably mark some down on the list we have between the current team as ideas. I will say though, that my ideal format for descriptions is integrated into the text, rather than tacked on at the end. Lewdest Lair's text is probably the most popular example that comes to mind.

 

I will say, overall, a lot of these do unfortunately clash with the idea I'm going for - This seems to be heavily inspired by Fallout, description and idea-wise -- It's fitting for a post-nuclear fallout wasteland, definitely, but less for a circus themed casino with clowns feel that I'm generally hoping to aim for.

 

I'd like to suggest the possibility of an add-on pack. I wouldn't be willing to do all the work of putting each individual description into code, but I wouldn't at all mind helping with the basis for an add-on pack and getting the basic code set up for that.

 

In regards to art - It's best to ask for permission. Though I don't think Dorian would mind for the most part as long as he's properly credited, I will also throw in that any use of AI is not really wanted. It'd look odd as pixel art anyways, though, so I don't expect it.

I'll throw him a message to double check for permission, though.

Ya that's fair, Ill keep thinking. I found it worked as a double entendre as you corruption train girls in stages. So straight flush would be a trained harem. Which can mean either or!

 

Ya I guess mine are a bit more like flavor text than descriptions. I think to integrate them like LL it'd be best to come up with new sexual terms for all keywords like chips, mult, tarots, planets, spectrals and blinds. That way the text will flow much better without feeling overly wordy.

Fair enough. I meant more just the second person perspective but if that's the vibe you got, I can't really blame you 😅 lmao. I tried to go for ideas/flavor text that A) matched what the card already did and B) related to the art.

 

I think an add-on pack/config option is a fantastic idea, cause like I said I don't want to step on anyone's toes. I took a second pass at all my name's and descriptions, and I've already got them all coded in and working, as well as a few other text changes (sticker flavor text, editions, would like to change some of the boss blind names too!) so if you could help me set it up separately as an optional config or add-on that would be awesome! And if you guys like any of my ideas or stuff feel free to just incorporate it right into the main mod. I'm just working off of your guys' great work anyway

 

I'm just using Photoshop to expand what's already there onto jokers that haven't been touched, and lewdifiy everything in the short term until Dorian has a chance to do each one justice. I have a few more on my list I think I can alter to fit but I can send you what I've done so far to give you an idea of what I mean!

Edited September 8, 2024 by JimmyRules

[JimmyRules]

@Someone23832 Did you ever hear back from Dorian?

[8bitcorgi]

I hope this project isnt forgotten and ghosted.

 

[JimmyRules]

My "add-on" with some extra jokers and full descriptions is ready to go but I feel it relies too heavily on Dorian and Someone's work for me to post it without their permission.

[8bitcorgi]

give it some time, if anyone on their team gives any heads up they are still working on it, you can always delete.  should be ok as long as you don't to monetize it and give proper credit.

[MrAlexShark]

Hey, guys. Is there any way to port the mod to the game for Switch?

[Someone23832]

On 10/17/2024 at 10:56 AM, JimmyRules said:

My "add-on" with some extra jokers and full descriptions is ready to go but I feel it relies too heavily on Dorian and Someone's work for me to post it without their permission.

Apologies for the wait, completely on me, and don't have much of an excuse for the time it's taken, but Dorian has given permission, and I'm perfectly fine with it as well. It'll be interesting to see how it turned out. 

 

4 hours ago, MrAlexShark said:

Hey, guys. Is there any way to port the mod to the game for Switch?

Highly doubt it. If there is, it'd have to be with some risky thing like jailbreaking a switch, which is legal trouble and Nintendo keeps a close eye on, like, entire account and all purchases erased so that you can't update or download games you owned on that account kind of risk. Not worth the hassle at all, including the fact that there's probably some differences in the game itself to fit the Switch, but, couldn't say for sure.

 

I don't think mobile modding is supported in the discord either, so don't have high hopes for that either.

 

In general, not only for Balatro, if you want to mod stuff, PC is the way to go 99% of the time. Even with mods for console games, those are usually ran through an emulator on a computer anyways.

[JimmyRules]

20 hours ago, Someone23832 said:

Apologies for the wait, completely on me, and don't have much of an excuse for the time it's taken, but Dorian has given permission, and I'm perfectly fine with it as well. It'll be interesting to see how it turned out. 

No apologies necessary, Real life comes first. I'll post my files tonight when I get home. If you still want to help rolling into a spinoff rather than an overwrite let me know!

Hopefully it encourages you guys to get back into it!

[JimmyRules]

Alright My add-on is available to download. It changes some things from the original as well as adds a handful of new lewd Harlots and a fun description for every single harlot in the game.
All art is by Dorian, I just photoshopped what he already made.
All code is written by Someone23832, I just worked off his framework.
All Descriptions are written by me.
List of changes (from what I remember):
-Negative is now Pregnant
-Added a few new win quotes to match the 10 lose quotes
-Gave every Harlot a Lewd Name
-New Lewd descriptions for every single Harlot
-Changed some card hand names
-Renamed some intrusive design stickers to fit new "corruption level" hierarchy 
-New Descriptions for all stake stickers (based on intrusive designs)
-Will update Intrusive design PNG once steammodded is updated.
-Changed "business card" to "showman"
-Made slight adjustment to "Scary face" eyes
-To avoid the overused "Harley" I went with the name "Hera" Harlot
-Added:
     -Driver's License
     -Seltzer
     -Shortcut
     -Bootstraps
     -Banner
     -Credit Card
     -To-Do list
     -Riff-Raff
     -Photograph
     -Ceremonial Dagger
     -Supernova
     -Luchador
     -Reserved Parking
     -Ramen
     -Popcorn
     -Fist
     -Throwback
     -Holo Joker
     -Smeared
     -Business Card
     -Blackboard
     -Bean
     -Flower Pot

Some of them are big changes, some are small but those are all the Harlots I touched.
I could probably do a few more if there's interest but I'm running out of ones that wouldn't require new Dorian art.

Enjoy, and if you have any feedback on descriptions or jokers let me know!

 

Balustro.zip

Edited October 23, 2024 by JimmyRules

[MrAlexShark]

On 10/20/2024 at 11:41 PM, Someone23832 said:

Highly doubt it. If there is, it'd have to be with some risky thing like jailbreaking a switch, which is legal trouble and Nintendo keeps a close eye on, like, entire account and all purchases erased so that you can't update or download games you owned on that account kind of risk. Not worth the hassle at all, including the fact that there's probably some differences in the game itself to fit the Switch, but, couldn't say for sure.

 

I don't think mobile modding is supported in the discord either, so don't have high hopes for that either.

 

In general, not only for Balatro, if you want to mod stuff, PC is the way to go 99% of the time. Even with mods for console games, those are usually ran through an emulator on a computer anyways.

You have a very narrow knowledge of consoles, especially Nintendo Switch. My console is already cracked and I use pirated games. So there is no risk here. As for modding console games, I constantly come across mods for Switch games, there are a lot of them, I personally ported mods for Monster Hunter: Rise from the PC version to the Switch using a script created by a one guy, so it's easier than you think. But we need someone who knows at least something about this game, because approaches vary greatly depending on the game.

[Someone23832]

4 hours ago, MrAlexShark said:

You have a very narrow knowledge of consoles, especially Nintendo Switch. My console is already cracked and I use pirated games. So there is no risk here. As for modding console games, I constantly come across mods for Switch games, there are a lot of them, I personally ported mods for Monster Hunter: Rise from the PC version to the Switch using a script created by a one guy, so it's easier than you think. But we need someone who knows at least something about this game, because approaches vary greatly depending on the game.

Fair enough, I only looked through switch stuff because I was considering changing the menu theme to something else, and still had games I bought digitally and connected to my account, and decided it's not worth the trouble. It was also at a time when the switch was newer, and I haven't really looked closely at jailbreaking or anything since then.

 

Minor thing I will say is that I do get pirating MHR between the basically hidden $80 fee with how much content is locked behind having Sunbreak, but I don't think Balatro's $15 deserves a pirating. But, I obviously don't know the financial situation of a random person on the internet, so this is everything else I'll say regarding that: If you do enjoy it, and are in a place where you can spend it, I think Balatro is a game that deserves it.

That aside, modding for Switch Balatro is still a different beast. You might be able to get lucky searching through github to find some project on it, but, don't think Balatro's modding scene is big enough for that, especially not compared to something like Monster Hunter's community of modding. And in the Balatro discord, where a lot of the mod engine development happens, only PC modding is allowed.

 

I do think there was some tool to port a copy of PC Balatro onto an Android device before mobile balatro was announced, so I'm not going to say it's impossible, but, all I can say about finding something that might work is is best of luck.