winny257 Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 what the hell, now I'm even more confused?You wanted to know what "schnaterzapfen", it is the excitable instead of a woman, schnatterzapfen = clitoris!now it is where I was so confused, you want sex with Ulfric? I thought you would like sex with both of us, haha. when Ulfric has sex with your NPC, then you have nothing of it?! I will not laugh at you if you are looking for mods for this pleasure.let's see what I can find for you. the kiss I can help you now. I hope you can understand everything! http://casualmods.net/KTA.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9zEXEauevWk german \ deutsch ! was zum teufel , jetzt bin ich noch mehr verwirrt ?du wolltest wissen was "schnaterzapfen" ist , es ist die erregbarste stelle einer frau , schnatterzapfen = klitoris !jetzt kommt es wo ich so verwirrt war , du willst sex mit ulfric ? ich dachte du möchtest sex mit einem von uns beiden , haha . wenn ulfric sex mit deinem NPC hat , dann hast du doch nichts davon ?! ich werde nicht über dich lachen , wenn du nach mods für dieses vergnügen suchst .mal sehen was ich für dich finden kann . beim küssen kann ich dir jetzt schon helfen . ich hoffe du kannst alles verstehen !
Guest kimbale Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Heehe, that was already a lot better then winnys google crap. Schnatterzapfen is a (more or less chauvinistic) colloquial for clit. They really have bang as beating? Wtf, get you corpi in line google... /linguist rant Don't be ashamed to ask, LoveMeSomeUlfric7! Its what the request threads are for. As this has become the "Fuck Ulfric!" thread, we can just go on with that here.... Those animations are all integrated in sexlab, just get over the anxiety of installing 3 dependencies and profit like hell! The kissing animation is used as a foreplay animation in normal Sexstart() porn scenes, but can be called by any sexlab mod. I think romance and lovers comfort have them seperately, i don't even know which mod i use to hug my followers occasionally... I'd get sexlab set up first, checking if it works with matchmaker (enough to mindlessly hump anyone). If you have no body mods, i'd get the most fitting for your char (i've used all of them, depending on character) and SOS for dicks. If you want something more realistic i'll just do some shameless advertising. Then i'd get submit, as it gives a shit ton of options ranging from simple pickup lines to intimidation to full-on rape. If you want to have a more romantic relationship between ulfric and your char, check out the different immersion mods. Check out the index for a overview: http://www.loverslab.com/topic/19588-sexlab-index/ I vote sticky btw, It's stickied now, haven't looked for a while, LaEspada is doing a splendid job on this. Oh and if you want him to ravage you? A few good slaps and then a sign of remorse gets most guys to whop you like hell. (Using submit.) And finally... Zu guter letzt... BLEIB MIR VOM LEIB DU NOTGEILER ALTER MANN!!!!!!
Suludi Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 I don't know whether to laugh or cry reading this thread. Poor languages getting horribly mutilated. Winny, hier geht es darum, dass LovemesomeUlfric7 am Anfang des Threads nicht wusste, wie ihr Char Sex mit Ulfric haben kann. Und generell geht es hier um Skyrim Mods, nicht um realen Sex zwischen Forumsmitgliedern. Ich bin kein Moderator, aber ich vermute mal, dass echte Anmache hier nicht gewollt ist. Also lass das lieber sein.
Gepardus Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 I thought you would like sex with both of us, haha. OMG, just omg
Gepardus Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 I don't know whether to laugh or cry reading this thread. Poor languages getting horribly mutilated. Winny, hier geht es darum, dass LovemesomeUlfric7 am Anfang des Threads nicht wusste, wie ihr Char Sex mit Ulfric haben kann. Und generell geht es hier um Skyrim Mods, nicht um realen Sex zwischen Forumsmitgliedern. Ich bin kein Moderator, aber ich vermute mal, dass echte Anmache hier nicht gewollt ist. Also lass das lieber sein. Ehm, which language? Deutsch? English?
Guest kimbale Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 I don't know whether to laugh or cry reading this thread. Poor languages getting horribly mutilated. Winny, hier geht es darum, dass LovemesomeUlfric7 am Anfang des Threads nicht wusste, wie ihr Char Sex mit Ulfric haben kann. Und generell geht es hier um Skyrim Mods, nicht um realen Sex zwischen Forumsmitgliedern. Ich bin kein Moderator, aber ich vermute mal, dass echte Anmache hier nicht gewollt ist. Also lass das lieber sein. Ehm, which language? Deutsch? English? Both, winny doesn't give a fuck about grammar... Being a lingusit i'm having a double ball on this thread, shit's funny as hell.
Gepardus Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 I don't know whether to laugh or cry reading this thread. Poor languages getting horribly mutilated. Winny, hier geht es darum, dass LovemesomeUlfric7 am Anfang des Threads nicht wusste, wie ihr Char Sex mit Ulfric haben kann. Und generell geht es hier um Skyrim Mods, nicht um realen Sex zwischen Forumsmitgliedern. Ich bin kein Moderator, aber ich vermute mal, dass echte Anmache hier nicht gewollt ist. Also lass das lieber sein. Ehm, which language? Deutsch? English? Both, winny doesn't give a fuck about grammar... Being a lingusit i'm having a double ball on this thread, shit's funny as hell. Funny when she explains what she understood Sometimes getting traumatic
winny257 Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 I don't know whether to laugh or cry reading this thread. Poor languages getting horribly mutilated. Winny, hier geht es darum, dass LovemesomeUlfric7 am Anfang des Threads nicht wusste, wie ihr Char Sex mit Ulfric haben kann. Und generell geht es hier um Skyrim Mods, nicht um realen Sex zwischen Forumsmitgliedern. Ich bin kein Moderator, aber ich vermute mal, dass echte Anmache hier nicht gewollt ist. Also lass das lieber sein. you underestimate me as a stupid, I know what's at stake here? because everything has to be so serious, man is surely time may have a little fun? who understands not fun, its internet connection and caps should be "hiding his room" in german \ deutsch ! schätzt du mich so dumm ein , ich weiß um was es hier geht ? muß denn alles so ernst sein , mann wird doch wohl mal ein bißchen spaß haben dürfen ? wer keinen spaß versteht , der sollte seine internet verbindung kappen und sich in "seinem zimmer verstecken". edit: by the way is nothing in the terms and conditions that it shall not attach My personal contacts! übrigens in den geschäftsbedingungen steht nichts , daß man keine persöhnliche kontakte knüpfen darf !
LoveMeSomeUlfric7 Posted October 31, 2013 Author Posted October 31, 2013 Well what a lovely little cluster. lol It's all in good fun, Suludi, I'm not bothered at all, no harm done, this thread is far too entertaining to lock down. Kimbale is having a field day. someone say something....
Gepardus Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Well what a lovely little cluster. lol It's all in good fun, Suludi, I'm not bothered at all, no harm done, this thread is far too entertaining to lock down. Kimbale is having a field day. someone say something.... Yup, I dont think that winny meant something bad by that, she just understood us wrong. No need to be harsh...
winny257 Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Well what a lovely little cluster. lol It's all in good fun, Suludi, I'm not bothered at all, no harm done, this thread is far too entertaining to lock down. Kimbale is having a field day. someone say something.... danke schön , du bist lieb und du verstehst das nicht alles so ernst sein muß , daß leben ist schon hart genug .
winny257 Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Well what a lovely little cluster. lol It's all in good fun, Suludi, I'm not bothered at all, no harm done, this thread is far too entertaining to lock down. Kimbale is having a field day. someone say something.... Yup, I dont think that winny meant something bad by that, she just understood us wrong. No need to be harsh... you are always welcome as a friend!
Gepardus Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 you are always welcome as a friend! Yup, must help lady in need
Guest kimbale Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 On the topic of translatability and this thread: Humor ist wenn man trotzdem lacht! I've tried many times, but it doesn't translate well... Something like "Nothing's bad if you laugh it off!" That applies to this thread spendidly, even my yelling at winny was in good humor.
Gepardus Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 On the topic of translatability and this thread: Humor ist wenn man trotzdem lacht! I've tried many times, but it doesn't translate well... Something like "Nothing's bad if you laugh it off!" That applies to this thread spendidly, even my yelling at winny was in good humor. Oh, good. Was afraid we will have 2 sexual predators fighting each other No offense meant
winny257 Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 On the topic of translatability and this thread: Humor ist wenn man trotzdem lacht! I've tried many times, but it doesn't translate well... Something like "Nothing's bad if you laugh it off!" That applies to this thread spendidly, even my yelling at winny was in good humor. why should I be too bad, because a bad word, pah if everyone would go at each other just because he got something wrong listen. then mankind would no longer exist. I am a good man and I can forgive all that know me would attest to that. I am easy about it before you take me from the rest, my opposite would burst with anger. german \ deutsch ! warum sollte ich dir auch böse sein , wegen einem schlechten wort , pah wenn jeder aufeinander losgehen würde nur weil er mal was falsches zuhören bekommen hat . dann würde die menschheit nicht mehr existieren . ich bin ein guter mensch und ich kann verzeihen , alle die mich kennen würden das bestätigen . ich stehe ganz einfach darüber bevor man mich aus der ruhe bringt , würde mein gegenüber vor wut zerplatzen .
winny257 Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 you are always welcome as a friend! Yup, must help lady in need right, let's start again, I think it is no longer made, wow. german \ deutsch ! genau richtig , dann wollen wir mal anfangen , ich halte es schon nicht mehr aus , wow .
Gepardus Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Yup, must help lady in need right, let's start again, I think it is no longer made, wow. german \ deutsch ! genau richtig , dann wollen wir mal anfangen , ich halte es schon nicht mehr aus , wow . Start again, huh ?
Guest kimbale Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Guehehehehheeee... Sexual predator, that's great. Just dropping by to add what i forgot earlier: lmsUlfric7 (can i cut it short? i kept copypasting it...), you HAVE to get the "become king of skyrim" mod. You could marry him and become his queen!
Gepardus Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Guehehehehheeee... Sexual predator, that's great. Just dropping by to add what i forgot earlier: lmsUlfric7 (can i cut it short? i kept copypasting it...), you HAVE to get the "become king of skyrim" mod. You could marry him and become his queen! I think she married him allready, didn´t you LoveMeSomeUlfric7 ?
winny257 Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 kimbale something to appeal, because the desperately horny old man!I'm very happy married for 33 years and I have never cheated on my wife, I wear them on hands. a woman who has been so lucky? but you're so "wuschig" made me because I could not help it and your avatar picture has the rest concerned.edit: wuschig = horny german \ deutsch ! kimbale noch etwas zum ansprechen , wegen dem notgeilen alten mann !ich bin seit 33 jahren sehr glücklich verheiratet und ich habe meine frau noch niemals betrogen , ich trage sie auf händen . welche frau hat schon so ein glück ? aber du hast mich so "wuschig" gemacht da konnte ich nicht anders und dein avatar bild hat den rest besorgt . edit : wuschig = geil
Tags Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 everyone on the internet is a hermaphrodite until definitively proven other wise.
winny257 Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Sorry winny, I thought you were woman too What, you thought I was a woman? na fine, 56 years old with titts to the "kneel". but do not be disappointed, there is even worse. with you I do not know, on your profile so you can see anything, if you're a man or a woman, but I guess you're male, right? german \ deutsch ! was , du dachtest ich wäre eine frau ? na prima , 56 jahre alt mit titts bis zu den "knien" . aber nicht entäuscht sein , es gibt schlimmeres . bei dir weiß ich nichts , auf deinem profil kann man ja nichts sehen , ob du ein mann oder eine frau bist , aber ich schätze du bist männlich , richtig ?
Gepardus Posted October 31, 2013 Posted October 31, 2013 Sorry winny, I thought you were woman too What, you thought I was a woman? na fine, 56 years old with titts to the "kneel". but do not be disappointed, there is even worse. with you I do not know, on your profile so you can see anything, if you're a man or a woman, but I guess you're male, right? german \ deutsch ! was , du dachtest ich wäre eine frau ? na prima , 56 jahre alt mit titts bis zu den "knien" . aber nicht entäuscht sein , es gibt schlimmeres . bei dir weiß ich nichts , auf deinem profil kann man ja nichts sehen , ob du ein mann oder eine frau bist , aber ich schätze du bist männlich , richtig ? Well, just as Tags said I´m hermaphrodite until it´s proven otherwise
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