Selling Panties

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Well I was messing around with something, allowing a player to steal panties from female NPC's... The problem is restricting the sale of these panties. I was going to put a perv merchant in Riften, but it seems anyone except blacksmiths will buy them. I attempted to use the key words and such to block the sale but no go.

[Rayblue]

What mod you were using?

[Tags]

This was a new mod project I was messing around with...

[Tags]

Got the vendor working and the sale of panties is restricted... Have to panty up the rest of the females then who knows.

[Guest kimbale]

There is a mod to pantify NPCs by script on Nexus, i think it was in the "You call that skimpy?! - Panty version" armor mod. Ridiculous mod stacking right there: Ported armors, ported to another model, made skimpy, made really skimpy by removing underwear - that get underwar put on them by script.

I guess you'd need something like that to get the random NPCs to wear panties. Or do the loot lists work that way already?

 

Btw.: I read this because i thought my characters could sell their panties to some wierdo for some extra bucks with the planned mod, would that be possible? Like buying them at the normal vendors, putting them on for a short while and then sell them to the guy for shitloads of money. Especially after finishing the main quest: Genuine dragonborn panties!

[Tags]

I'm just adding them to the NPC's inventory so their panties are named. ;> Pretty much yea, the perv will buy stolen panties, if you give your character panties from this mod, yea he will buy them...

[Guest kimbale]

I'm just adding them to the NPC's inventory so their panties are named. ;> Pretty much yea, the perv will buy stolen panties, if you give your character panties from this mod, yea he will buy them...

 

So my characters panties will be the "Protagonist Panties" if i put them on?

I get that this is mainly about stealing the panties of known characters in the game, but i like to think of my character as equally important to the ingame world (depending on quest state). So making panties "special panties" by wearing them would be awesome. Oh, maybe i forgot to add that i already have a lot of underwear stuff, and selling the (imbalancedly) expensive panties i took from my enemies to vendors was always fun.

[MasterAaran]

There is a mod to pantify NPCs by script on Nexus, i think it was in the "You call that skimpy?! - Panty version" armor mod. Ridiculous mod stacking right there: Ported armors, ported to another model, made skimpy, made really skimpy by removing underwear - that get underwar put on them by script.

I guess you'd need something like that to get the random NPCs to wear panties. Or do the loot lists work that way already?

 

Btw.: I read this because i thought my characters could sell their panties to some wierdo for some extra bucks with the planned mod, would that be possible? Like buying them at the normal vendors, putting them on for a short while and then sell them to the guy for shitloads of money. Especially after finishing the main quest: Genuine dragonborn panties!

 

I could see this as a pervy/weird way to get rid of a assassination target who is a total pervert.... you give him your panties after having been hired by him for a night...but first you poison the panties...when he goes to smell them....down he goes .....

 

Ok, so My perv is showing. How about a thief quest where you are tasked with taking the panties off of a named character, like Elisif?

 

OR....this way my male character could collect the panties of the girl's he's slept with and keep them in a chest...I've always wanted a way to keep track of 'conquests'

 

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[Tags]

Well like I said, I'm putting the panties on all the females, more or less a few prefer to go free. ;> I would like to add a quest or two to steal "special" panties...

[MasterAaran]

I've always wanted to try a bit of questing.... perhaps if you release the panty mod I will try my hand at an addon...of course if you want to do it yourself that's fine, you're the modder.

 

And I do have a bit of other things on my plate right now so it might be slow.

 

I was thinking a new character in the ratway. Someone that will pay good money to have panties from various special characters.

[Tags]

Well, at any rate I have finish pantying up the NPCs... I'm sure there will always be room for improvement and more quests. ;>

[MasterAaran]

But of course. Just by pantying up the NPC's you have given room for us to make quests to remove them

[Adam Jensen]

And thus "The Great Pantie Heist" was born.

[ds64]

great.. more perverseness in skyrim 

[ErisL]

At first I was dumbfounded trying to figure out why anyone would want to steal underwear, much less get off on the idea. I tried to make a connection by imagining some situation in which I got off on stealing some guy's underwear. I was unsuccessful. Confusion came next. It's underwear. If whoever it belonged to wasn't totally diligent in drying herself (or himself) every time she (or he) went to the bathroom, then it's probably got a very faint scent of urine. ... actually, considering Skyrim is a medieval society with all the cleanliness habits that go with that, it's probably got worse than that. 

 

Then I remembered something important: fetishes are weird. That's why they're called fetishes. And there's nothing weirder than a fetish you don't have. This, of course, led to me wondering if people who don't share my fetishes get just as squicked when they hear me talking about them.

 

So yeah. That happened. 

[WizzyD]

might as well go all out bud and make the bloke a mission giver to steal panties from all over skyrim. make it say a guy offered the thieves guild a job and the go between passed it on to you... to steal someone's panties. lol like a jarl's or the queen's or ysolda's.

 

and for the of of the worse pun i can think.

 

now now let's not all get our panties tied up in a bunches.

 

@ErisL don't get started on the used panty vending machines in japan or the popular internet stardom of licking doorknob's for that matter.

 

steal panties to use as stock in the used panty machines in skyrim...

[Guest kimbale]

At first I was dumbfounded trying to figure out why anyone would want to steal underwear, much less get off on the idea. I tried to make a connection by imagining some situation in which I got off on stealing some guy's underwear. I was unsuccessful. Confusion came next. It's underwear. If whoever it belonged to wasn't totally diligent in drying herself (or himself) every time she (or he) went to the bathroom, then it's probably got a very faint scent of urine. ... actually, considering Skyrim is a medieval society with all the cleanliness habits that go with that, it's probably got worse than that. 

 

Then I remembered something important: fetishes are weird. That's why they're called fetishes. And there's nothing weirder than a fetish you don't have. This, of course, led to me wondering if people who don't share my fetishes get just as squicked when they hear me talking about them.

 

So yeah. That happened. 

 

I like that train of thought. I would use the mod ingame feeling that way too - my character would think "Why the hell does that guy pay so much for stinky panties? - Ah, but it's so much money, i need to buy a horse...." As i stated before, i thought that about any generic vendor too when i sold them the panties from other mods.

Why wouldn't there be wierd fetishists in skyrim? Maybe we should make more fetishist NPCs to bother the DB with their stuff, great RP right there.

[Tags]

But of course. Just by pantying up the NPC's you have given room for us to make quests to remove them

 

Always room for more quests, it will keep things interesting. ;>

 

 

 

At first I was dumbfounded trying to figure out why anyone would want to steal underwear, much less get off on the idea. I tried to make a connection by imagining some situation in which I got off on stealing some guy's underwear. I was unsuccessful. Confusion came next. It's underwear. If whoever it belonged to wasn't totally diligent in drying herself (or himself) every time she (or he) went to the bathroom, then it's probably got a very faint scent of urine. ... actually, considering Skyrim is a medieval society with all the cleanliness habits that go with that, it's probably got worse than that. 

 

Then I remembered something important: fetishes are weird. That's why they're called fetishes. And there's nothing weirder than a fetish you don't have. This, of course, led to me wondering if people who don't share my fetishes get just as squicked when they hear me talking about them.

 

So yeah. That happened. 

 

I like that train of thought. I would use the mod ingame feeling that way too - my character would think "Why the hell does that guy pay so much for stinky panties? - Ah, but it's so much money, i need to buy a horse...." As i stated before, i thought that about any generic vendor too when i sold them the panties from other mods.

Why wouldn't there be wierd fetishists in skyrim? Maybe we should make more fetishist NPCs to bother the DB with their stuff, great RP right there.

 

YES... More creepy NPCs. ;>

[Tags]

Well the basics are done, panties placed, vendor ready but I keep some pretty awful bugs trying to set any quests up.