Potentially Inspired Noob Seeks Advice, Thoughts

[Jexsam]

So not long ago I posted a thing in the thoughts/ideas thread:

 

 

Sexlab Alchumy

This mod adds a chance after a sex event ends to add a cum sample to the player's inventory.  The sample is an alchemical ingredient with effects varying based on its source (man, mer, beast, creature) that can be used to create potions as normal, or as an ingredient in new food types.  The intent is to add some utility to sex in a vanilla-friendly manner without inventing entire mechanics or fussing with scripted bonuses.  Now your promiscuous alchemist can use her talents to create potions, or your cock-guzzling warrior can cook a delicious cum-spiced soup!

 

 

What you get!

 

Upon completing any sex event, up to three cum samples have a chance to be added to your inventory.  You should get at least one about half the time (adjustable via MCM).  All cum samples have Restore Health as their first effect; other effects vary based on the source.  The full list of Cum Sample types and where they are acquired:

• Man - Bretons, Redguards, Nords, and Imperials
• Mer - Bosmer, Dunmer, and Altmer
• Beast - Argonian, Khajiit, and Orcs
• Creature - Monsters and animals.  Most give generic creature cum, but there are five distinct creature subtypes as well:
  • Canine (dogs, wolves)
  • Equine
  • Dragon
  • Undead*
  • Falmer

There is a new location added as well - a "special" farm just outside of Rorikstead that offers canine, equine, and generic creature cum.  The player can harvest it manually for free, or buy it directly from the owners for a small amount if they prefer not to engage in bestiality but still want the ingredients.

 

Male player-characters can harvest themselves up to three times a day.

 

*Vampires give Undead cum regardless of race.  A male player character that is a vampire will only give undead cum as well.

 

 

FAQ you!

 

Q: Gay?

A: Yes!  Despite my personal distaste for the idea of gay sex, there are absolutely no gender restrictions in place on the player in this mod.  If your effeminate mage-boy loves gobbling max-size SoS dicks before every meal or taking throbbing dog-cock up his ass, you'll get all the same benefits a female character would in those situations.

 

Q: Futa?

A: Not unless you replaced all the men in your game with them.  Alchumy specifically looks for a male actor to give cum samples.  Unlike gay content, enabling futas to give cum potions is not as simple as leaving out a check for the player's sex, and since I don't enjoy futa at all, I won't go out of my way to make it work here.  HOWEVER.  I fully welcome any third party patch that can include futa content, as I see no reason why it shouldn't be done if someone wants to do it.  It just won't be from me.

 

Q: Trans-spiritual asexual quasi-cisgendered otherkin Brony?

A: Get the fuck out you pretentious Tumblr-dwelling asshole.     

 

I got to thinking about it.  What I've got there can't be that complicated from a scripting standpoint.  I could easily be missing something here but from my uneducated position, it seems to me that all I need to achieve basically the desired effect is to implement a check that runs at the end of a sex event, determines the race and sex of the NPC(s), and rolls to see whether or not it generates the item in question.

 

My question is basically, am I right?  Or am I not privy to some script-related hitch that might screw this up?

 

If the results here are encouraging and if I can motivate myself to put in the work (big if there) then I'll post a proper WIP thread with a proof-of-concept mod.  Let's assume for now I only want to do this with NPCs.  Creatures and vampires can come later once I've determined if I'll even work on this.

[Mickster]

Basically yes. It shouldn't be too hard.

[Lusty Housecarl]

Now all it needs is a cum addiction buff/debuff if you consume to much of the tasty white goo.

A positive buff if you have recently had a good drink, and a debuff if you have gone to long without it.

 

Kinda like a semen vampire. Although i guess it would be closer to a succubus

 

Either way, i like it.

 

 

[Jexsam]

I kind of like the idea, but that's exactly the kind of thing I want to avoid with this.  This mod wouldn't be about adding new mechanics.  It's merely a utility mod, something to give sex a little usefulness.  Nothing intrusive.

 

This is all of course assuming I even start on it.  I've gotten some confirmation that it shouldn't be too challenging, but I'm literally starting from a level of knowledge equivalent to a jack amount of shit, meaning even this simple thing is going to be a bit of a climb.

[Band_Geek3]

Fantastic Idea! I'm no help on the technical advice so I'll just have to give you my encouragement. My next character is going to be a Necro-Ranger, potentially a vampire, so I think alchemy would fit very well with the paradigm I have in my head. I've used alchemy before, and the hum-drum ingredients get pretty boring, this will add some much needed variety. Let's hope this gets off the ground in time for her to use it!

 

Extra little idea for immersion/fun: perhaps on oral acquisition the player character can learn a property of the ingredient without opening the menu to ingest it? No clue if that is possible, just a thought.

[ZigNewton]

Not to be a dweeb, but Orcs are technically considered mer, though for the sake of balance, I'll let it slide

 

Also about the futa thing, why not just add an MCM tickbox option to gather "cum" samples from female NPCs? That'd solve that thar problem up right quick. *spit*

 

As far as scripting and whatnot, I'm in the exact same boat as you; I can't even sit still long enough to finish reading a tutorial. At least you have a simple direction to go, It doesn't help that I've got so many ideas that I'm already overwhelmed. Good luck with this, I hope it's as simple to do as it sounds.

[MasterAaran]

There's already a tickbox for cum during Female/Female animations...I would assume that has to be on for Futa to work well anyway....just have that checked to gather the cum from them...or am I wrong?

 

Speaking of which, this is a very interesting idea...If you make it and you implement cum potions, I hope you will allow other modders to in turn build off of it. I could see a VERY useful 'poision' like potion, where if you sneak a bottle of your own cum into the inventory of an NPC, they will become automatically more attracted to you for a certain amount of time. Their 'friend' level would go up....or if it gets tied into the 'Romance' mod, or 'submit' it could act as a sneaky way to get them to agree more. For submit, you could make a poison out of your cum and other ingredients and coat your blade with it to make their submission easier.

 

All just ideas...