Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[MikeMetal]

Your right I guess.

 

You'll always avoid answering the glorious retreat, eh ?

[Thulas]

Of course I will, it wouldn't be glorious anymore then.

 

And would you really want that?

[MikeMetal]

poof!

 

poof ?

[Thulas]

No poof.

 

Did you know that "Puff" also means "brothel" in German?

[MikeMetal]

Powerpuff girls...

 

Powerbrothel girls ? But they are underage...

[Thulas]

Sounds cruel. Also sounds like Titanic was one of them.

 

Poooooooof?

[MikeMetal]

Too many pooooofs

 

Poofs

y u so many ?

[Thulas]

Because poof is a good thing.

 

Poof you two?

[MikeMetal]

No one does it better than you.

 

Won't you poof off ?

[Thulas]

Not yet, no.

 

Poof is good?

[MikeMetal]

Yes, poof is amazing.

 

Poof quiet, ok ?

[Thulas]

P-P-Poooop.

 

See what I did there?

[MikeMetal]

Smells like crap what you've done

 

 

Get that ?

[Thulas]

Yes, I think you ment excrements.

 

Do girls poop, too?

[MikeMetal]

Yes, but in the kitchen.

 

My mind is racing, thinking again of everything ...  you know how to get off this ?

[Thulas]

Yes, either commit suicide or go to sleep.

 

Need a pair of dem-eyes pillows?

[MikeMetal]

Yes I do.

 

Who doesn't, anyway ?

[Thulas]

Good question, I have no idea.

 

Was your last "Yes I do" to the priest who makes you and this Mexican guy into husband and...husband?

[MikeMetal]

You are asking a weird question.

 

Are you drunk ?

[Thulas]

No, but I tried to make things even more wierd for you.

 

Bananaramasplitsandwitch?

[MikeMetal]

Popmusiccorn

 

Old times ?

[Thulas]

Yes, very old times, like Milksake.

 

Love me, Tender, love me sweet?

[MikeMetal]

Hate you, Tender, hate you bitter.

 

What the hell did I just said ?

[Thulas]

You said "I want to fuck you" in Vietnamese.

 

Do you also know other languages, like Poof?

[MikeMetal]

Poof ain't a language

 

Poofarian is ?