Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[Guest]

I've been busy with stuff.

 

Speaking of which, where did I put my sandwich?

[MikeMetal]

*burp* ...

 

.. oh it was yours ?

[Guest]

Meh, I've got ways to get another.

 

At least it wasn't the beer, amirite?

[Thulas]

No, you aren't right

 

Have you finished those robes?

[Guest]

I've been distracted by other things.

 

Have you finished that fail-atio?

[Thulas]

Yes, it already is uploaded.

 

Was it that bad?

[MikeMetal]

So bad even lion can see the puns.

 

Can you do better ?

[Guest]

I could, but I was sleep deprived when I wrote it.

 

Now where did I put that question?

[MikeMetal]

<----- here.

 

Reign in blood ?

[Thulas]

Death in fire!

 

Amon Amarth?

[Guest]

Amon Amarth.

 

Amon Amarth?

[Thulas]

Yesno.

 

Why not my Ma' and Pa' ?

[MikeMetal]

I've heard amon amarth.

 

Was it true?

[Guest]

No, unless you're talking about those creepy boob pillows I posted a picture of the other day.

 

Or was it yesterday?

[Thulas]

Yesterday...that song with the yellow submarine.

 

Am I confusing something now?

[MikeMetal]

Yeah, you're confusing Mike.

 

Hm... have I wrote that ? I feel it's wrong place.

[Thulas]

Your question is invalid due to my hunger.

 

What will be on the pizza I eat in the evening?

[MikeMetal]

You have enough time to think until then. It's barely past 12.

 

Say, can you give me your ID so I can buy some beers ?

[Guest]

No, I need that so I can buy my own beers.

 

Savvy?

[Thulas]

Nope, you aren't savvy at all.

 

Not savvy?

[MikeMetal]

Will edit.

 

Saint "Fucking" Michael... a wonder isn't he ?

[Thulas]

No, mainly because "fucking" is way too literal in most cases.

 

Are you a waffle? Or Schoko Mac?

[Guest]

I'm pillows.

 

What are you?

[MikeMetal]

I'm not for sleeping.

 

Is that what you mean?

[Thulas]

I'm a bedsheet. Unfortunately for you, I already got two pillows.

 

Aren't you smothered yet?