Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[Cloe]

Won't work anymore, I don't feel the song I used to

 

Drums or guitar ?

[MikeMetal]

I'm fan of both, a bit hard to choose but in the end I like the guitar more.

 

Why ?

[Cloe]

Just curious.

 

I won't get killed or something, right ?

[MikeMetal]

Nope, you are safe under my saint aura....

 

....you aren't a housecat, right ?

[Thulas]

I can't see, but I am not fairy.

 

Isn't this legen- wait for it- dary?

[Cloe]

I just meow. That doesn't make me a cat

 

By reading this you're feeling itchy. Do you ?

[MikeMetal]

A bit on the nose. But you've been ninjaed.

 

Fly less, post faster ?

[Cloe]

Post less, cuddle more

 

You still want some ?

[Thulas]

Yes!

 

Meow?

[MikeMetal]

*roar*. Your vessel got ninjaed.

 

How much until 31 february ?

[Cloe]

An eternity

 

Is that a special day or something ?

[Thulas]

Yes, it isn't existing.

 

Savvy?

[MikeMetal]

Yes, it's the day I quit drinking beer.

 

Hardly, the case isn't it ?

[Cloe]

I'll stop cuddling when you do that

 

Can blood be an electric conducter ?

[MikeMetal]

Not sure. I wouldn't dare to be close when one's trying, though.

 

You have a plan or ?

[Cloe]

Maybe I do. Maybe I don't ..

 

Can water be solid ?

[MikeMetal]

Yes it can. Try falling in water on belly. Hurts like concrete.

 

 

Did you know polar bears are not actually white ?

[Thulas]

Yes, they are pitchblack.

 

Solarium?

[Cloe]

I don't like tanning.

 

White skin the best, isn't it ?

[MikeMetal]

I guess so. That question can be interpreted as racism

 

Blue or green eyes ?

[Cloe]

Greenies . They look awesome

 

You have green eyes ?

[Thulas]

DEM EYES!

 

Why are you asking?

 

Just fuck it.

[MikeMetal]

I actually do. They used to be blue, though, several years ago.

 

Can I get them blue back ?

 

[Cloe]

Don't think so. It usually gets blue > green > brown.

 

Tell me, you also have blonde hair ?

[MikeMetal]

Yeah. It gets dark-er like my eyes.

 

Why.. ?