Good News, Bad News - II

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, no problem. Everything has a start.

[RichterQ87]

Bad news, I don't have a jar of dirt.

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, the dirt is everywhere. Here's a jar.

[Guest]

Bad news, the dirt is radioactive 

[Rasta the Lion]

Good news, I have immunity to that, thanks to my ganja side effects.

[RichterQ87]

Good news, there's more dirt.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, you've been ninjaed.

[RichterQ87]

Good news, I've recovered

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, more police patrolling the west side. Gonna hide my ganja again.

[RichterQ87]

Good news, the police turns out to be hobos.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, they got mangled by me and police is investigating, now.

[RichterQ87]

Good news, the police explodes.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, my ganja fields are on fire. DAAAAAAMN !!!!!!!!

[RichterQ87]

Good news, we can still post over and over.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, we'll be stuck in here forever.

[RichterQ87]

Good news, you're computer still works.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, empathize on "still" part.

[RichterQ87]

Good news, I will never get to say the bad news.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, wait until a 3rd one joins.

[RichterQ87]

Good news, I will probably be sleeping before that happens.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, you'll return. They always do...

[RichterQ87]

Good news, I will be able to leave at any time I want.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, only physically. You're soul is trapped in here, as long as the addiction is present.

[RichterQ87]

Good news is, I just reached over 200 posts.

[Rasta the Lion]

Bad news, you're feeding your addiction.