Good News, Bad News - II

[nonusnomeni]

bad news but it is

[Thulas]

Good News: You love me anyway.

[Rasta the Lion]

bad news, what is love ?

[Thulas]

Good News: You will get hurt by it. Why is that good? Simply because it would be bad either way.

[Rasta the Lion]

bad news, love is the least thing I worry about getting hurt

[Thulas]

Good News: You won't have to pay allamony to a lioness then.

[Rasta the Lion]

bad news, I don't marry in the first place

[Thulas]

Good News: Wearing condoms also will prevent you from these lionesses.

[Rasta the Lion]

bad news, all water is polluted with dead fish.

[Thulas]

Good News: Fish tastes not bad.

[Rasta the Lion]

bad news, you like this kind of food then

 

[Thulas]

Good News: Yummy!

[Rasta the Lion]

bad news, vomiting for at least 1 week. You will never see food the same again.

[Thulas]

Good News: That's the point with that stuff.

[Rasta the Lion]

bad news, at least it can't get worse.

[Thulas]

Good News: true. Your Bad news actually were good ones.

[Rasta the Lion]

bad news, more fresh water than this is not possible.

 

 

 

 

 

[Thulas]

Good News: They won't have to clean their floors now.

[Rasta the Lion]

bad news, they won't have to clean anything given people will end up dead.

[Thulas]

Good News: Being dead isn't bad at all either!

[Rasta the Lion]

bad news, maybe, but stuck in a coffin forever can be, though.

[Thulas]

Good News: You got ninjakitten'd.

[nonusnomeni]

bad news you will catch greg soon, to soon...

[Thulas]

Good News: That's not bad at all; but unfortunately quite worthless.

[Rasta the Lion]

bad news, you realize this too late ?