The Banning Game - II

[Thulas]

You...fairy, you! This ban shall now make you aware of a horrible thing:

You.

Are.

Banned.

[Cloe]

I'll be off soon, but that doesn't stop me from banning you more

[Thulas]

Banned because it seems you just wanted to check if Mike has been there, but got disappointed that only I am here.

And I was about to do something nice to you, damn me!

[Cloe]

Wrong, just this place isn't as funny without him

 

But true, you are now banned

[Thulas]

See? If it isn't as funny when he is gone, it's useless that I also am here. Cruel, cruel ban!

Poor, poor...fairy!

[Cloe]

If it would be useless being here I wouldn't ban you (and now again) in the first place

[Thulas]

Still feels wrong. Which causes you to get banned, so you never shall now that I am trying to create a Skyrim-Cleo for you! Which actually isn't that successful yet.

 

Yes, I definitely have too much time right now.

[Cloe]

Oh nice ! Hopefully if you really must do that, you won't mispell my name there

 

Banned to be sure.

[Thulas]

Uhm...*cough* Sorry, lovely fairy. So, Cleoe, may I offer you this ban then? It Is the best you'll ever experience!

[Cloe]

Banned again. The reason is obvious

[Thulas]

Oh, sure, now it is obvious. You know what? Here is a picture of what you'll look like as Dovakin:

 

Sorry, I need to ban you first

Actually...no pictures yet.
Sorry again, little fairy.

 

 

[Cloe]

Tsk, tsk, tsk. You're trying too hard. Stay banned for a while

[Thulas]

No! I couldn't ban you then!

Wait, did I already ban you? If no: you are cuddlebanned; offer me your hand and you'll get a kiss before you leave, too. I promise I won't bite...much.

[Cloe]

No kisses or cuddles

only

BANN

 

[Thulas]

How can a fairy that is so tiny so cruel? I mean...a Malkavian needs love, blood and some medicaments that take care of this strange feeling that there is a thing called "God".

Where did I put my manners; a ban is in store for you!

[Cloe]

Hopefully you realized the way I banned you. This time there is no copycat

[Thulas]

Cat? So you want to get a specific vampiress thrown at your face? Wait, no, bad idea, she'd only cuddle you.

I completely have lost track once again, so I think you need to get banned.

Damn! That. Felt. Good!

[Cloe]

Not realizing nonu's posting style will get you banned

[Thulas]

Of course I knew what you ment, but I just wanted to mention that "meow".

Did you know that you are banned now?

[Cloe]

Poor Marina is feeling lonely. You're banned to keep her company

[Thulas]

Wait, I should acompany Marina? Bad idea, the last time I tried to do that she got angry because she didn't even had the possibilty to hurt me.

No, I think it is better that you get this ban out remorse that you are leaving. Or left?

[Cloe]

I'm still here. You're still banned

[Thulas]

And you still need to get cuddled. I mean banned, but you could get both in one if you'd like.

[Cloe]

Free of charge ban, only today for you

[Thulas]

Your generosity is one of your greatest features; let me repay your kindness with this ban!