TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Well she does 'love' everyone and everything. Thats why goatboy had it so easy to get to her. He thought he was the hunter, when in fact he was the prey.
TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Well he certainly isn't going to roll out his extra leg out for Tia. Â He's really thankfull that he still has 3/4s of it left, so still a good 23 centimeters. Plus he got to keep his third nut, which is nice.
TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Goatboy hasn't forgotten the pain that she has given him. Though goatboy would be open to another encounter, goatboy demands that it be on his terms. Goatboy would not survive another night like the last one. So there would have to be rules next time.
Thulas Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 So he really thinks making rules is that easy for a petty mortal?
TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Goatboy thinks catlady has never heard of rules of play. Like safeword or the useage of non-flamable oils in conjucture with open flames.
Thulas Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Oh, he definitely has no idea. The rules of play are very easy: My rules. Easy as that. Meow.
TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Goatboy is glad he didn't spend that fateful night with the catlady. Little miss would at least listen occasionally between the screams...
Thulas Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Me? With a tiny furry maggot? He must be joking! Meow, no one but Toki deserves that kind of attention.
TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Goatboy wishes the best of luck to him in his future of living under the catladys will. Goatboy prefers freedom, in its many forms.
Thulas Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Yet again he has no idea. Obviously he never read Thulas' stories about me and Toki. Bad goat.
TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Goatboy has heard different from someone very close. Besides Goatboy only reads Playboy, not blogs. Â Yeah goatboy doesn't like to read long articles on screens. He is more of a paper magazine kind of goat...er...boy.
Thulas Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Probably lets him play goat simulator rather often. Â Meow? Which different things?
TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Is correct that goatboy likes playing goat simulator to experience what normal goat would do. Goatboy is pleased to see that his simulated tongue has the same effect on females in said game as in real life, though much more literal than in reality. However Goatboy misses the possibility to present his extra leg to the women.
Thulas Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Should come back to the part he talked about information he got from others. I demand it!
TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Should know goatboys informer quite well. Catlady only has to think for a moment who could it be.
Thulas Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Plays dumb like a sheep; of course I know who your furry mouth talks about, I need to know what that child told you.
TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Goatboy only knows that author man picks out most appealing adventures of catlady and barbarian. The things in between said adventures are the ones where barbarian man gets the short end of the stick. And sometimes the long part because catlady is bored and wants to play with his chocolate starfish.
Thulas Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Obviously can't see this vile defamation, I never let out my dominant side towards Toki! Meow!
TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Is ultimate form of domination and yet the one closest to you is the most free? Goatboy thinks this is a lie.
Thulas Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Seems to forget that my other half is perfect submission; and that part loves Toki with every meow.
TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Hm. Goatboy is very sceptical of this, but then his source wasn't the most reliable one...
Thulas Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Should ask the queen instead. She knows better than the child what I am talking about.
TiredGerman Posted April 11, 2014 Posted April 11, 2014 Goatboy hasn't been introduced to the red queen. Could you introduce goatboy to her? Goatboy is even willing to trade for this.
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