Ghost Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 I have a story about this. Beer + my gf + me  We drunk a bit alcohol in the evening in our living room and we watched tv. There was much on the table, like beer for sure , vodka, Jägermeister and much more. And we just started to, yeah you know what i mean, after one and a half hour. We had sex and so on bla bla bla , but the strange think was, i woke up in the kitchen on the table and my gf lays on our bed. I asked her if she knew why i was in the kitchen, but she doesn't knew it. I think we had our fun on the kitchentable and then i fall asleep and she left me there. I really dont know what happens at this night
MikeMetal Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 Hmm... looks like the kitchen sure had its fair share of hot cooking that night
Emily Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 Think that sex and cooking is hot. ... oh wait the chinese think that was hot to so.. forget what emily says.
nonusnomeni Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 emily don't know then all love came from belly
Ghost Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 ninja'ed by emily aaaannnnnddd grumpy cat....   Emily knows strange stuff about the chinese ?
MikeMetal Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 Perhaps too distracted from the surprises she has to get
MikeMetal Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 Took my advice from the other thread. At least 50% of that  Also reached 1000.
Thulas Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 Reached 1000 long ago; I mean blessings though. Meow!
nonusnomeni Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 gato or cat :blink: do you have mooooaaaarrrrrr Â
Thulas Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 Should go play with someone who isnt as distressed as me right now.
MikeMetal Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 Got what he wished. Seems the cat obeys him
Thulas Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 Got me pregnant! Meow! Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â [Giggles] Just kidding. Â
Thulas Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 [Lifts her skirt] He can see that it's still dripping. Meow!
Thulas Posted November 5, 2013 Posted November 5, 2013 Probably would like to hear what happened after he fell asleep.
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