Phallic furniture/decorations?

[Girafarigs-Butt]

As the title suggests, I'm looking for build content that's phallic. This could be anything from statues (I have an edit of the Romantic Garden statue that gives it a penis which i LOVE), to couches, trinkets, chairs, lights, etc etc. I'm not really interested in those huge thrown together painting collections that are just photos of real dicks and cartoon porn in frames - I'd rather something a bit more understated than just an explicitly real penis on the wall, i guess, hahaha. 

[Guest]

Seconding this, especially when it comes to stuff that fits in the game. I think a guy made something like this for Sims 3, on sexysims. Maybe it can be converted?

[Z0mBieP00Nani]

Like this?

https://www.patreon.com/posts/download-big-29202205?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare

[Girafarigs-Butt]

On 8/12/2022 at 4:50 PM, Z0mBieP00Nani said:

Like this?

https://www.patreon.com/posts/download-big-29202205?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare

Sure! But also idk, some more ~artistic~ decorations rather than a plush dildo. like, naked man with his dick out statue, or penis fountain, artsy penis paintings, little penis table sculptures, etc.

[Z0mBieP00Nani]

13 hours ago, Girafarigs-Butt said:

Sure! But also idk, some more ~artistic~ decorations rather than a plush dildo. like, naked man with his dick out statue, or penis fountain, artsy penis paintings, little penis table sculptures, etc.

A penis fountain? You mean like a giant erect cock and balls sitting in the center of a circular pool with water gushing out of a hole in the center of "mushroom cap" portion, or something like that?

 

Yeah, I don't know.

 

Honestly I've been wondering if there are any fountains with a chick holding/squeezing her tits with water coming out of the nipples, or maybe a fountain with a chick laying back on a short plinth, legs spread open, rubbing herself with water gushing out of her vagina... or something like that.

 

I'm sure there is stuff like you're looking for out there, but maybe on "SexySims" (it's another adult site), that one has mostly cock and balls/gay stuff on it too so you may find what you're looking for there, actually.

[Z0mBieP00Nani]

13 hours ago, Girafarigs-Butt said:

Sure! But also idk, some more ~artistic~ decorations rather than a plush dildo. like, naked man with his dick out statue, or penis fountain, artsy penis paintings, little penis table sculptures, etc.

A penis fountain? You mean like a giant erect cock and balls sitting in the center of a circular pool with water gushing out of a hole in the center of "mushroom cap" portion, or something like that?

 

Yeah, I don't know.

 

Honestly I've been wondering if there are any fountains with a chick holding/squeezing her tits with water coming out of the nipples, or maybe a fountain with a chick laying back on a short plinth, legs spread open, rubbing herself, with one hand back over her forehead in a dramatic fashion, and water gushing out of her vagina... or something like that.

 

I'm sure there is stuff like you're looking for out there, but maybe on "SexySims" (it's another adult site), that one has mostly cock and balls/gay stuff on it too so you may find what you're looking for there, actually.

Edited August 15, 2022 by Z0mBieP00Nani

[Girafarigs-Butt]

On 8/15/2022 at 1:08 PM, Z0mBieP00Nani said:

A penis fountain? You mean like a giant erect cock and balls sitting in the center of a circular pool with water gushing out of a hole in the center of "mushroom cap" portion, or something like that?

 

Yeah, I don't know.

 

Honestly I've been wondering if there are any fountains with a chick holding/squeezing her tits with water coming out of the nipples, or maybe a fountain with a chick laying back on a short plinth, legs spread open, rubbing herself, with one hand back over her forehead in a dramatic fashion, and water gushing out of her vagina... or something like that.

 

I'm sure there is stuff like you're looking for out there, but maybe on "SexySims" (it's another adult site), that one has mostly cock and balls/gay stuff on it too so you may find what you're looking for there, actually.

I've looked up and down on sexysims even before i knew about loverslab, and while I was able to score that one statue, there really arent any fountains or phallic decorations besides the paintings of real porn stars and rule 34 drawings that I'm not really interested in.