The Banning Game

[EllieSuraCremisi]

banned cause you didn't send me an invite

[Thulas]

Banned for having better spas and the most relaxing masseurs.

[Guest]

Banned for not getting invited to those.

[Thulas]

Banned for cruelty against two vampiric sisters and their vessel.

Well, and against Sam and Theo, but who gives a crap about them?

[nonusnomeni]

and who are you

nevermind

BANNED

[Thulas]

Catbanned.

[nonusnomeni]

coffeebanned   

[Thulas]

Tunabanned. Just without the tuna.

[Guest]

Banned for not just saying he was banned.

[Thulas]

Wrong, he was banned, but without getting the tuna. And you are banned without getting a pillow.

[Guest]

Banned because I was already like that.

[Thulas]

Banned for suffering. And for causing your pillow to be tired.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for always torturing the poor president with milkshakes, pillows and whatnot.

[Guest]

Banned for bringing the truth to light.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for not staying in darkness.

[Thulas]

Banned for probably never drinking a Jever.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for not giving me one.

[Thulas]

Banned for not even asking where I am.

[MikeMetal]

Banned 'cause apparently I find you annoying. Apparently, by some people.

[Thulas]

Banned! Let me handle that, little child.

You, Mr.MikeMetal, will get what you deserve:

A kiss on the cheek for making the right decission when you dumped that child.

[Guest]

Banned for plot twist!

[MikeMetal]

Banned for ninjaing the aftermath plot of the plot twist.

[Thulas]

Banned and forced to come back to me!

[MikeMetal]

Banned 'because I never left. . Not me who find you or M. annoying.

[Guest]

Banned because she meant something else.