The Banning Game

[MikeMetal]

Banned for not gentling me with the pair.

[Cyril]

Banned 'cause I ain't got time for yo jibba jabba.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Euwww... Banned...

[Thulas]

Banned and forced to have less posts than Emily.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for having a Spamlor degree.

[Cyril]

B&, 1337 57yl3 lolz

 

(Banned, elitie style. Haha.)

[Thulas]

What ever that was supposed to be, that wasn't a ban. You are banned for that.

[Guest]

Banned because that read as "Banned, leet style lols"

[MikeMetal]

Banned for l33t h4x

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Banned for elitist-ing.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for stalking without calling others.

[Guest]

Banned because that's called a strike team.

[MikeMetal]

Banned because strike teams don't use subtlety.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Banned because the strike team happen to be on lunch at the moment. Be back in an hour... or so.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for taking time to eat. And not stalking enough.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Someone ban this stalker, please?

[Guest]

I would have, but you just posted. So I have to ban you instead.

[Cyril]

Banned, in order to thwart suspicions that I, too, might be a stalker. *Creeps, instead.*

[Guest]

Banned for blowing your cover. No one would have suspected it, and you could have just kept using the boobs as a distraction to it.

[Thulas]

Banned for not havong licked them yet.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Banned for wetting the boobs with your saliva...

[Guest]

Banned for interrupting my response. And it was a good one, too. 

[MikeMetal]

Banned because Titanic is a MALE name !

[Thulas]

Lowblow! If you know what I mean while I ban you.

Do you mind?

[Guest]

Banned because I do know what you mean.