The Banning Game

[Cyril]

Banned, because the only thing that can ruin a clockwork heart is lack of lubricant.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for using lubricant. Nice guys finish last.

[Guest]

Banned because that's just being considerate for the woman.

[Thulas]

Knows what he is talking about with his 40-foot tall...body. Banned for that thingy.

[Guest]

I was talking about the finishing last part, but that too. Oh, and banned.

[Thulas]

Anyway eww. Or not, but the ban is certain for you.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for robot fetishes.

[Cyril]

Banned for making Fist-o sad.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for not assuming the position.

[Guest]

Banned because I don't know if you mean the party position or not. Last person who wanted me to assume that position tried to kill me in fire.

[Thulas]

Banned without hesitation.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for not working for Atomic Wrangler.

[Thulas]

Banned for being there ofthen.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for taking the zombie cowgirl.

[Thulas]

Banned for being the ghoul.

[MikeMetal]

Perma-banned for confessing the acts.

[Cyril]

Banned because you were supposed to let me touch yours after you touched mine.

[Guest]

Banned because giggity!

[MikeMetal]

Banned for banning of such things. How preposterous

[Guest]

Banned because I wasn't the one making promises and not keeping them. Tsk tsk.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for false accusations against modest citizens.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Banned for trying to fool the president with false modesty.

[Guest]

I don't even know what the word modesty is. I'm president, after all. Also I guess I need to ban you, or something.

[MikeMetal]

Banned for starting anarchy then... um that's alright with me, but rules are rules and you'll be banned.

[Cyril]

Banned, in as gentle a way as can be done.