The Banning Game

[Thulas]

Banned for classic misdirection.

[Guest]

Banned because I'm a president, it's what I do.

[Thulas]

Banned for not being a Saint.

[Guest]

Banned because they didn't accept my application to be one. Apparently you actually had to do good deeds in order to be a saint.

[Thulas]

I could help you to become one.

[Guest]

Banned because I don't want to. Turns out Hell has dental and paid vacation.

[Thulas]

Banned for ignoring a [...]

[Guest]

Banned because there was no [...]

[Thulas]

[...]

 

Yes, that's a ban.

[Guest]

Banned because that's an ellipsis, not a ban.

[Thulas]

So are you.

[Guest]

Banned for being glue, not rubber.

[Thulas]

Banned for glueing rubber on your nose.

[Guest]

Banned because I can't put glue on my nose. Head in a jar and whatnot.

[Thulas]

Banned for brain-marmelade.

[Guest]

Banned for conspiratorial behavior.

[Thulas]

Banned for not being a toast. Or a turkey.

[formel]

Banned to catch a turkey

[Guest]

Banned for not catching a predator.

[HyperonicX]

Banned for not realizing that predators cannot be captured. Predators do the capturing and/or killing.

[Guest]

Banned for getting your predators confused 

 

 

 

 

 

[Rias]

Banned cause I'm back.

[Thulas]

Banned for coming back into the hell of BBoF after you successfully left it already.

[Guest]

Banned for being correct. 

[Thulas]

Banned for bein incorrect. And now I may present to you: the classic paradox.