MikeMetal Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 615, you can just listen to some music about vikings, preferably metal related to match their brutality. It increases the beard growth by approximately 216% ! Just imagine all the valkyries gathering to touch your beard !
Arcueid Brunestud Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 616, I don't like to be group-hugged and surrounded by a bunch of testosterone-driven dude bent on having an intercourse with anything short off having a 3 holes, a bouncy twin lumps, and one fluffy and mushy mass... Or their folk songs about batting for the other team...
MikeMetal Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 617, in that case, your dreams of bedding a valkyrie end right here. Don't be disappointed, we can't have everything in life..
Guest Leonardo W Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 618, valkyries live in heaven, I too, so ...
Rasta the Lion Posted September 17, 2013 Posted September 17, 2013 619, let me get you high, so you can reach the heaven !
Rasta the Lion Posted September 18, 2013 Posted September 18, 2013 628 my colored mane won't be replaced by an eye !
Arcueid Brunestud Posted September 18, 2013 Posted September 18, 2013 629, You need to see a licensed psychiatrist for a treatment or a gamemaster for a final and best solution there is...
Rasta the Lion Posted September 18, 2013 Posted September 18, 2013 630 and you need to open your eyes and see how magnificent I am !
Arcueid Brunestud Posted September 18, 2013 Posted September 18, 2013 631, I rather look at porn, no thanks...
Rasta the Lion Posted September 18, 2013 Posted September 18, 2013 632 implies that porn is disgusting... why are you on LoversLab anyway ?
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