Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Thulas]

Humper.

 

How ofthen can a stick die?

[Guest]

None, because honey badgers are Terminators.

 

Why am I enjoying this so much?

[Thulas]

Because asking stupid questions just is in your blood.

 

Why aren't you a thrall of mine yet?

[Guest]

Because dragons can't be resurrected.

 

Why did selena's shitty song get #1?

[Thulas]

Becasue...

 

...who is selena?

[Guest]

A 12-foot tall yeti who plays the accordion.

 

What exactly is Teen Spirit supposed to smell like? (I'd image it would be horrible)

[Thulas]

Semen.

 

Are you dead or alive?

[Guest]

No, I'm Shaun of the dead.

 

Where did that Yeti go?

 

[Guest]

He went to the Dagobah system.

 

Was the Mad Hatter accosted by internet trolls? 

[Guest]

No he was imprisoned by internet trolls and fed white rabbits.

 

Didn't you read the story?

[Thulas]

Yes. Which means no.

 

Did you enjoy 50 Shades of Grey?

[Guest]

No, because 50 Thousand Shades of Grey was a thousand times better.

 

If stupid is as stupid does, then does that make me a monkey?

[Thulas]

He eats bananas.

 

Where is my banana?

[Guest]

Donkey kong took them.

 

Where did me lucky charms go?

[Thulas]

They went to count to 1.000.000.

 

Are there any heterosexual gays?

[Guest]

Yes, you are an example 

 

How many licks does it take?

[Guest]

One, Two-hoo, Three.

 

Question, what the hell's a question?

[Thulas]

Your sanity is one.

 

Wait...what about mine?

[HyperonicX]

A question is something that eats you when you're sleeping!

 

Why is my topic so popular now?

[Guest]

Because 

 

Why have you barrel rolled into here?

[Thulas]

Because you will get ninjad. Or maybe even kunoichi'd.

 

Native or pizza?

 

[Guest]

Native pizza.

 

Does this technically fall under the definition of insanity?

[Guest]

If you played Far Cry 3.

 

Where did 4 go?

[Thulas]

Depends; if you are a Malkavian, then yes. And no. Damn you, chessy.

 

How are little babies made?

 

[Guest]

Paradrops from storks.

 

Are you a Pepper?