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Lamae Bal

Lamae Bal

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Djent/Experimental/Math/Metalcore (Or anything that really has no genre):

Cynic as an influence... of course:

Achokarlos:

Textures:

Volumes:

Exivious:

And a can of Candiria:

This is the most scientifically-influenced metal I've ever heard - if anyone knows any others, please tell me!

 

FEMALE FRONTED METAL:

The Agonist

Angtoria (And of course all the more popular stuff Sarah Jezebel Deva has sang for)

The mighty yet elegant Therion:

 

And that leads us to the Godly Hansi Kursch and Demons and Wizards (I'll refrain from posting the more obvious Blind Guardian)

 

flutie

flutie

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HAMMERFALL, never heard, but i love them

Power metal is the only metal. :P Symphonic can be okay too. ;)

 

 

Oh and, I'm sure someone will like this. Once again, I point to why power metal is awesome. XD At least for my tastes.

 

 

The Dragon and the Princess...

Heavy Metal
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and has sex with the princess.

Power Metal
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

Thrash Metal
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

Folk Metal
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments causing the dragon to fall asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave...without the princess.

Viking Metal
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

Death Metal
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

Black Metal
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

Goregrind
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

Pornogrind
The protagonist arrives, uses his Human rights non-sex penis to spray delicious fruit juice sweetened Diabetes candy on the dragon, vomits while sodomizing the princess, ends up mugged in a bush in front of a little doorway.

Grindcore
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about two minutes and then leaves...

Doom Metal
The protagonist arrives, sees the immense size of the dragon and talks about how he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

Gothic Metal
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet when he shows up, they sing while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly the dragon swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the beauty and the protagonist, and then he suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell for eternity.

Progressive Metal
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a 26 minute solo. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the Heavy Metal protagonist.

Industrial Metal
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

Speed Metal
Suddenly there is a short solo, the dragon is confused; someone's screaming weird stuff; the princess realizes she's been deflowered; the dragon and the protagonist are still looking for the one who caused this.

Christian Metal
The protagonist rides in on his way home from Church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "Sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

Glam Metal
The protagonist arrives; the dragon laughs at the protaganist's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

Nu-Metal
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

Metalcore
The protagonist (with a sideways hat and gauged ears) gets a ride to the castle from his mom. He then plays a watered down At the Gates riff followed by an endless series of mindless breakdowns. This prompts the local villagers to show off their karate skills and act retarded in general. Gwar shows up and kills the protagonist and villagers in a bloodbath of cosmic proportions, and hires the dragon as a part of their live show. The princess joins as the new Slymenstra.

 

 

kek5858

kek5858

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HAMMERFALL, never heard, but i love them

Power metal is the only metal. :P Symphonic can be okay too. ;)

 

 

Oh and, I'm sure someone will like this. Once again, I point to why power metal is awesome. XD At least for my tastes.

 

 

The Dragon and the Princess...

 

Heavy Metal

The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and has sex with the princess.

 

Power Metal

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

 

Thrash Metal

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

 

Folk Metal

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments causing the dragon to fall asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave...without the princess.

 

Viking Metal

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

 

Death Metal

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

 

Black Metal

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

 

Goregrind

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

 

Pornogrind

The protagonist arrives, uses his Human rights non-sex penis to spray delicious fruit juice sweetened Diabetes candy on the dragon, vomits while sodomizing the princess, ends up mugged in a bush in front of a little doorway.

 

Grindcore

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about two minutes and then leaves...

 

Doom Metal

The protagonist arrives, sees the immense size of the dragon and talks about how he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

 

Gothic Metal

The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet when he shows up, they sing while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly the dragon swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the beauty and the protagonist, and then he suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell for eternity.

 

Progressive Metal

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a 26 minute solo. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the Heavy Metal protagonist.

 

Industrial Metal

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

 

Speed Metal

Suddenly there is a short solo, the dragon is confused; someone's screaming weird stuff; the princess realizes she's been deflowered; the dragon and the protagonist are still looking for the one who caused this.

 

Christian Metal

The protagonist rides in on his way home from Church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "Sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

 

Glam Metal

The protagonist arrives; the dragon laughs at the protaganist's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

 

Nu-Metal

The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

 

Metalcore

The protagonist (with a sideways hat and gauged ears) gets a ride to the castle from his mom. He then plays a watered down At the Gates riff followed by an endless series of mindless breakdowns. This prompts the local villagers to show off their karate skills and act retarded in general. Gwar shows up and kills the protagonist and villagers in a bloodbath of cosmic proportions, and hires the dragon as a part of their live show. The princess joins as the new Slymenstra.

 

 

 

FOR THE POWER AND GLORY

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPj7A17CX-A

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9pd3PP87IM

 

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE40BA7Oxb0

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmnCNLq_p7Y

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jubo0ydFrmc

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsEHu-wxEyU

 

 

 

 

And for a more traditional bent...

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLarPv7VP8Q

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ_dFOsR7Yg

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KUXd9H22HQ

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWvQVln9fAU

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rltcohCUwY

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQTY_9EBgIU

 

 

Ended up linking so many the embeds were eaten up towards the end xD

 

Needless to say, epic power metal is kind of "my thing"

Nonsense667

Nonsense667

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HAMMERFALL, never heard, but i love them

Power metal is the only metal. :P Symphonic can be okay too. ;)

 

 

Oh and, I'm sure someone will like this. Once again, I point to why power metal is awesome. XD At least for my tastes.

 

 

The Dragon and the Princess...

 

Heavy Metal

The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and has sex with the princess.

 

Power Metal

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

 

Thrash Metal

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

 

Folk Metal

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments causing the dragon to fall asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave...without the princess.

 

Viking Metal

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

 

Death Metal

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

 

Black Metal

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

 

Goregrind

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

 

Pornogrind

The protagonist arrives, uses his Human rights non-sex penis to spray delicious fruit juice sweetened Diabetes candy on the dragon, vomits while sodomizing the princess, ends up mugged in a bush in front of a little doorway.

 

Grindcore

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about two minutes and then leaves...

 

Doom Metal

The protagonist arrives, sees the immense size of the dragon and talks about how he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

 

Gothic Metal

The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet when he shows up, they sing while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly the dragon swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the beauty and the protagonist, and then he suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell for eternity.

 

Progressive Metal

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a 26 minute solo. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the Heavy Metal protagonist.

 

Industrial Metal

The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

 

Speed Metal

Suddenly there is a short solo, the dragon is confused; someone's screaming weird stuff; the princess realizes she's been deflowered; the dragon and the protagonist are still looking for the one who caused this.

 

Christian Metal

The protagonist rides in on his way home from Church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "Sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

 

Glam Metal

The protagonist arrives; the dragon laughs at the protaganist's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

 

Nu-Metal

The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

 

Metalcore

The protagonist (with a sideways hat and gauged ears) gets a ride to the castle from his mom. He then plays a watered down At the Gates riff followed by an endless series of mindless breakdowns. This prompts the local villagers to show off their karate skills and act retarded in general. Gwar shows up and kills the protagonist and villagers in a bloodbath of cosmic proportions, and hires the dragon as a part of their live show. The princess joins as the new Slymenstra.

 

 

FOR THE POWER AND GLORY

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPj7A17CX-A

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9pd3PP87IM

 

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE40BA7Oxb0

 

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmnCNLq_p7Y

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jubo0ydFrmc

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsEHu-wxEyU

 

 

 

 

And for a more traditional bent...

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLarPv7VP8Q

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ_dFOsR7Yg

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KUXd9H22HQ

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWvQVln9fAU

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rltcohCUwY

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQTY_9EBgIU

 

 

Ended up linking so many the embeds were eaten up towards the end xD

 

Needless to say, epic power metal is kind of "my thing"

 

 

NOW I HAVE THE BURNING NEED TO GO AND DO SOMETHING AWESOME. SLAY A DRAGON OR SOMETHING, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. 

 

:P

AwfulArchdemon

AwfulArchdemon

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVSabR96p1Q

 

Currently listening this guy, he is too damn awesome:

 

 

The singing in each of those songs sucked ass, but the guitar, bass guitar, and drums were f***ing awesome! I just wanna know what they're saying!

 

 

 

 

PANTERA LYRICS
 

"13 Steps To Nowhere"
 

Whores
Your windows boarded up,
Your private lives exposed
The talk shows pump it up,
Lab rats diseased for show

We're doomed to use the slang,
Outbreak of drug roulette
A church burned to the ground,
Not even noticed yet

13 Steps (To Nowhere)

Whores

A backwards swastika,
The black skin riddled in lead
A Nazi Gangster Jew,
It beats a dog that's dead

It's in to use the slang,
Outbreak of gun roulette
The cross slants to the side,
Will prove the damnedest yet

13 Steps - Leads to nowhere

The backlash dislocates,
An untimely reign of death
The wolf poked with the stick,
Awaits with cancerous breath

(Leads to nowhere)

Outsiders still suppose,
There's Holy streets to roam
The truth should not surprise,
Your homes were built on lies

13 Steps


 

 

 

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AwfulArchdemon

AwfulArchdemon

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First one's a DBZ vid, but it's better than staring at the All That Remains CD cover the whole song. (not that I dislike DBZ)

 

 

Some Lamb of God

 

 

 

^                                                  ^

fast forward to 1:40 on that one above

 

Dr. Thang

Dr. Thang

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Does anyone here like Hail of Bullets? Well, if not, you will after this:

This is the exact musical equivalent of war, and I learned more history from their lyrics than I did through all of high school.

Their music can also be downright beautiful though, check out the second half of this song:

Lobzpooatu

Lobzpooatu

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This is the time by Nothing more. GOD what a great song. Watched these guys start from scratch, spent countless shows belting their songs back at them and now they are all over the radio. Sooooooooo fucking happy for these guys. Awesome as hell.

 

AwfulArchdemon

AwfulArchdemon

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This is the time by Nothing more. GOD what a great song. Watched these guys start from scratch, spent countless shows belting their songs back at them and now they are all over the radio. Sooooooooo fucking happy for these guys. Awesome as hell.

 

Uh, you forget something? :P

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