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Curseddonut

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Title says it all a thread were we celebrate the various kind of metal from Heavy metal to Black metal and from Hardcore-punk to Deathcore.

 

I like all kinds of Metal and Core and I dont whine and cry about how deathcore/grindcore/ <anything>core isnt metal or whatever its goddamn music dont argue about it listen to it.

 

Im starting off with 2 nice bands. Kalmah and Bleed From Within both of which I am a great fan(Bfw more but what gives)

 

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Nonsense667

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Power metal is the only metal. :P Symphonic can be okay too. ;)

 

 

Oh and, I'm sure someone will like this. Once again, I point to why power metal is awesome. XD At least for my tastes.

 

 

The Dragon and the Princess...

Heavy Metal
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and has sex with the princess.

Power Metal
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

Thrash Metal
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

Folk Metal
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments causing the dragon to fall asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave...without the princess.

Viking Metal
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

Death Metal
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

Black Metal
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

Goregrind
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

Pornogrind
The protagonist arrives, uses his Human rights non-sex penis to spray delicious fruit juice sweetened Diabetes candy on the dragon, vomits while sodomizing the princess, ends up mugged in a bush in front of a little doorway.

Grindcore
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about two minutes and then leaves...

Doom Metal
The protagonist arrives, sees the immense size of the dragon and talks about how he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.

Gothic Metal
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet when he shows up, they sing while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly the dragon swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the beauty and the protagonist, and then he suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell for eternity.

Progressive Metal
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a 26 minute solo. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the Heavy Metal protagonist.

Industrial Metal
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

Speed Metal
Suddenly there is a short solo, the dragon is confused; someone's screaming weird stuff; the princess realizes she's been deflowered; the dragon and the protagonist are still looking for the one who caused this.

Christian Metal
The protagonist rides in on his way home from Church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "Sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."

Glam Metal
The protagonist arrives; the dragon laughs at the protaganist's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

Nu-Metal
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

Metalcore
The protagonist (with a sideways hat and gauged ears) gets a ride to the castle from his mom. He then plays a watered down At the Gates riff followed by an endless series of mindless breakdowns. This prompts the local villagers to show off their karate skills and act retarded in general. Gwar shows up and kills the protagonist and villagers in a bloodbath of cosmic proportions, and hires the dragon as a part of their live show. The princess joins as the new Slymenstra.

 

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Nonsense667

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Heh, I see you and raise you a Tarja. 

 

Actually, even though I love her original stuff in her album My Winter Storm, I freaking love her cover of poison. And it was the first time I had heard the song. Absolutely loved it. So I looked up the original by Alice Cooper. ... I can barely make it through the song. >.<

 

(And changed the video to one without the clutter of anotations and random picures)

 

Oh, and you have to love power metal, I mean, the songs are pretty much required to be awesome. Dragons and swords and steel and thunder and heroes of yor! 

 

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Commander Drag Queen

Commander Drag Queen

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Trash/Speed Metal is best done by Slayer:

 

Raining Blood:

 

Angel of Death:

 

World Painted Blood:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1C8jvYnEaY

 

Payback:

 

Americon:

 

Metal Storm/ Face the Slayer:

 

God Hates Us All:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdrBP-Rq-J0

 

South of Heaven:

 

I don't know guys, I think this is the perfect image for heavy metal  :D

 

Sorry for the long post/ smartass picture

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Cozy

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That's actually my favorite Rammstien song. I remember it inspired me when I was in the middle of writing a pivotal moment of a graphic novel I was working on way back. However, while something about the song inspired me I never knew the translation. With that said reading the translation right now gives me goosebumps in how wildly relevant the lyrics are to that moment I was writing about. I mean it's really hard to explain, but the lyrics fit that moment so perfectly, like it was meant to be. Creepy... and kinda cool! :blink:

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Curseddonut

Curseddonut

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Noice got meself some new bands!

 

Also a question for y'all...can you guys understand what they are "singing" unlike the first time you listened to metal with Grunts/Screams? Like at first I didnt understand anything from In Flames (my first band with "extreme" vocals) but now I can understand almost everything without looking up the lyrics.

 

Wohoo Cypecore! Don't be mistaken by it's name since its Melodic Death Metal. Also Blastbeaaaats (thats what theyre called right?)

 

I Waannaa know if its real or just imagination! III wannnnaa learn how to control it inside my rotten flesh! 1:23-1:45 <333

 

 

Fuck yea Wehrmacht! And my first experience with Metal basically...only instrumental but still. Always felt invinsible when playing Red Alert with this playing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXavbioVzUM&bpctr=1363191127

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Commander Drag Queen

Commander Drag Queen

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That's actually my favorite Rammstien song. I remember it inspired me when I was in the middle of writing a pivotal moment of a graphic novel I was working on way back. However, while something about the song inspired me I never knew the translation. With that said reading the translation right now gives me goosebumps in how wildly relevant the lyrics are to that moment I was writing about. I mean it's really hard to explain, but the lyrics fit that moment so perfectly, like it was meant to be. Creepy... and kinda cool! :blink:

That actually makes a lot of sense to me, cause some of their songs I can understand without even having the translation for them. Granted that may be because of the melody of the music (i.e., Du Hast sounds like "You Hate" and the music itself sounds very angry). Then again, that may be because I had my brother playing metal bands for me since I was born.

 

In any case, I feel the need to post more Rammstein 

 

Du Hast:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzGKsXPBILw

 

Feuer Frei!:

 

Mein Tiel (Weird song, weirder story behind it):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTHlaokxCaU

 

Amerika:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yydlX7c8HbY

 

Brocas Helm - Cry of the Banshee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDBZv4wYFxQ

 

Metallica - Ride the Lightning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8xrnOrftM

 

Black Sabbath - Children of the Grave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rihpED_obk

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Queen Bee

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Not full on metal, this one, but I love her voice so goddamn much.

 

 

Sadly, this is the only song of hers where she screams like this. Waste of some awesome lung power, if you ask me.

 

Edit: And because I couldn't not post something full metal:

 

 

Yes, I know "I couldn't not" is bad grammar. I'm an English teacher, I'm allowed at least one.

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