Curseddonut Posted March 12, 2013 Posted March 12, 2013 Title says it all a thread were we celebrate the various kind of metal from Heavy metal to Black metal and from Hardcore-punk to Deathcore. I like all kinds of Metal and Core and I dont whine and cry about how deathcore/grindcore/ <anything>core isnt metal or whatever its goddamn music dont argue about it listen to it. Im starting off with 2 nice bands. Kalmah and Bleed From Within both of which I am a great fan(Bfw more but what gives)
Queen Bee Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Japanese metal, motherfuckers! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjHHXXMLLpY Warning: I may murder someone before the end of this thread.
Nonsense667 Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Power metal is the only metal. Symphonic can be okay too. Oh and, I'm sure someone will like this. Once again, I point to why power metal is awesome. XD At least for my tastes. The Dragon and the Princess...Heavy MetalThe protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and has sex with the princess.Power MetalThe protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.Thrash MetalThe protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.Folk MetalThe protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments causing the dragon to fall asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave...without the princess.Viking MetalThe protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.Death MetalThe protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.Black MetalThe protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.GoregrindThe protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.PornogrindThe protagonist arrives, uses his Human rights non-sex penis to spray delicious fruit juice sweetened Diabetes candy on the dragon, vomits while sodomizing the princess, ends up mugged in a bush in front of a little doorway.GrindcoreThe protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about two minutes and then leaves...Doom MetalThe protagonist arrives, sees the immense size of the dragon and talks about how he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.Gothic MetalThe princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The protagonist completes the duet when he shows up, they sing while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly the dragon swallows up the pipe and accidentally scorches the beauty and the protagonist, and then he suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell for eternity.Progressive MetalThe protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a 26 minute solo. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the Heavy Metal protagonist.Industrial MetalThe protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.Speed MetalSuddenly there is a short solo, the dragon is confused; someone's screaming weird stuff; the princess realizes she's been deflowered; the dragon and the protagonist are still looking for the one who caused this.Christian MetalThe protagonist rides in on his way home from Church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "Sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."Glam MetalThe protagonist arrives; the dragon laughs at the protaganist's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.Nu-MetalThe protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.MetalcoreThe protagonist (with a sideways hat and gauged ears) gets a ride to the castle from his mom. He then plays a watered down At the Gates riff followed by an endless series of mindless breakdowns. This prompts the local villagers to show off their karate skills and act retarded in general. Gwar shows up and kills the protagonist and villagers in a bloodbath of cosmic proportions, and hires the dragon as a part of their live show. The princess joins as the new Slymenstra.
Queen Bee Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Nonsense667, I love me some power metal! But really, all kinds are awesome
Nonsense667 Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Heh, I see you and raise you a Tarja. Actually, even though I love her original stuff in her album My Winter Storm, I freaking love her cover of poison. And it was the first time I had heard the song. Absolutely loved it. So I looked up the original by Alice Cooper. ... I can barely make it through the song. >.< (And changed the video to one without the clutter of anotations and random picures) Oh, and you have to love power metal, I mean, the songs are pretty much required to be awesome. Dragons and swords and steel and thunder and heroes of yor!
Queen Bee Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Yeah, I basically want music that sounds like how this looks: Oh, and by the way... Had to be done.
Commander Drag Queen Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Trash/Speed Metal is best done by Slayer: Raining Blood: Angel of Death: World Painted Blood: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1C8jvYnEaY Payback: Americon: Metal Storm/ Face the Slayer: God Hates Us All: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdrBP-Rq-J0 South of Heaven: I don't know guys, I think this is the perfect image for heavy metal Sorry for the long post/ smartass picture
Curseddonut Posted March 13, 2013 Author Posted March 13, 2013 Time to throw in some extreme! Grindcore? Ow lawdy Black metal at its finest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9pa3rIIwZs
Cozy Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Otep: This woman is a living Goddess! Arch Enemy: Another woman with a kick ass set of lungs! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KDrqC6NjNQ Deathstars: This video proves what I have been saying for years... Babies are creepy!
Commander Drag Queen Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Dang, Cozy beat me to Synthetic Generation, so I'll post one of my other favorites by Deathstars Blitzkrieg - Cause every game of chess has bomber jets, pilot musicians, and the make-out kiss of death Rammstein - Mein Hast Brent
Cozy Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 That's actually my favorite Rammstien song. I remember it inspired me when I was in the middle of writing a pivotal moment of a graphic novel I was working on way back. However, while something about the song inspired me I never knew the translation. With that said reading the translation right now gives me goosebumps in how wildly relevant the lyrics are to that moment I was writing about. I mean it's really hard to explain, but the lyrics fit that moment so perfectly, like it was meant to be. Creepy... and kinda cool!
Ghost Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Hardest one I knew. Arch Enemy Ahh and a pair of my Fav's Emergency Gate Disturbed - Down with the Sickness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq3QmtV8vT0 I have so much more Over 2500 Heavy Metal / Rock / Dupstep Metal (Blue Stahli , Celldweller) Comedy Rock / etc. songs EDIT: I have forgot one of the important songs. Rammstein - Waidmanns Heil
Curseddonut Posted March 13, 2013 Author Posted March 13, 2013 Noice got meself some new bands! Also a question for y'all...can you guys understand what they are "singing" unlike the first time you listened to metal with Grunts/Screams? Like at first I didnt understand anything from In Flames (my first band with "extreme" vocals) but now I can understand almost everything without looking up the lyrics. Wohoo Cypecore! Don't be mistaken by it's name since its Melodic Death Metal. Also Blastbeaaaats (thats what theyre called right?) I Waannaa know if its real or just imagination! III wannnnaa learn how to control it inside my rotten flesh! 1:23-1:45 <333 Fuck yea Wehrmacht! And my first experience with Metal basically...only instrumental but still. Always felt invinsible when playing Red Alert with this playing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXavbioVzUM&bpctr=1363191127
Queen Bee Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 Aaaalllll aboooooooaaaaaaaaaard! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdHbA4GlSI
formel Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 time for some Manowar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj15NEdwB1c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0sW7KOFhU and some rammstein because there can't be enough rammstein http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQwxFyuuWig
Commander Drag Queen Posted March 13, 2013 Posted March 13, 2013 That's actually my favorite Rammstien song. I remember it inspired me when I was in the middle of writing a pivotal moment of a graphic novel I was working on way back. However, while something about the song inspired me I never knew the translation. With that said reading the translation right now gives me goosebumps in how wildly relevant the lyrics are to that moment I was writing about. I mean it's really hard to explain, but the lyrics fit that moment so perfectly, like it was meant to be. Creepy... and kinda cool! That actually makes a lot of sense to me, cause some of their songs I can understand without even having the translation for them. Granted that may be because of the melody of the music (i.e., Du Hast sounds like "You Hate" and the music itself sounds very angry). Then again, that may be because I had my brother playing metal bands for me since I was born. In any case, I feel the need to post more Rammstein Du Hast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzGKsXPBILw Feuer Frei!: Mein Tiel (Weird song, weirder story behind it): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTHlaokxCaU Amerika: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yydlX7c8HbY Brocas Helm - Cry of the Banshee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDBZv4wYFxQ Metallica - Ride the Lightning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI8xrnOrftM Black Sabbath - Children of the Grave https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rihpED_obk
Queen Bee Posted March 14, 2013 Posted March 14, 2013 Not full on metal, this one, but I love her voice so goddamn much. Sadly, this is the only song of hers where she screams like this. Waste of some awesome lung power, if you ask me. Edit: And because I couldn't not post something full metal: Yes, I know "I couldn't not" is bad grammar. I'm an English teacher, I'm allowed at least one.
DasVonAlbatross Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQSQu0u4OMo I I'll just be the oldfag and leave some pre-metal for you all.
Queen Bee Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 Hey, metal had to come from somewhere. I can dig the roots. Also, here's some Manson: And this is kind of mellow for metal, I know, but omg, unofficial fan video that is THE BEST EVER.
DasVonAlbatross Posted March 15, 2013 Posted March 15, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37tU1vQ-IOo I win.
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