Guest Lady Luck Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 [ dragon come] Dovahkiin : holy shit its ancient dragon!, hey elf are you gonna do something about it? wood elf : me, go talk to him Dovahkiin : What about you , you look brave enough nord : dude my axe can't barely cut butter do you want me to fight that no way man , i rather get laid with azura and complain my life how suck it is being in skyrim. Dovahkiin : wait wha? nord : sorry had a daedric fetish you can't deny azura has epic boobs Dovahkiin : yeah you right , khajit how about u khajit : who me , sorry i'm buzzy grooming my furs Dovahkiin : imperial? imperial : FOR sky... oh sorry oh damn that's a high leveled dragon sorry i cant help you , i'm gonna cut on this one i think my mom is calling Dovahkiin : are you effing kidding me , nobody high elf : You gotta be kidding me , guys don't ditch me out .. please i make awosome mead with wine on it Nord : get over your self you the one who get superior kind then all of us look the dragon its smiling oh shit fire breath Run forest ! run!! Dovahkiin : Seriously this sucks , i never beat the dragon at all like seriously look at me high elf : hey at least you get the voice Dovahkiin : voice my ass , i barely shout when my mother argue what underwear i had to wear when going outside she thinks i'm playing knight! high elf : Talk me about it , i had to go clean my hair because I'm an elf and my sister thinks I'm a slut [ dragons continue terrorizing village] Dovahkiin : oooh , i'm not gonna have awesome mead when it destroy that.. high elf : i got idea , why don't we go grab some rum and eat mead while this dragon terrorizing the village fuck em Dovahkiin : sounds like a plan Ancient dragon : Aww come on , i got to do boring stuff and you guys can go out drinking? , damnit i shouldn't listen to that stupid plan to prank all these people sorry bros... Guard : i use to be like.. ancient dragon : oh shut up
Ark of Truth Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 Ancient dragon : Aww come on , i got to do boring stuff and you guys can go out drinking? , damnit i shouldn't listen to that stupid plan to prank all these people sorry bros... Guard : i use to be like.. ancient dragon : oh shut up Made me laugh so much my ribs hurt
Guest Lady Luck Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 lmaooo idk i'm like super bored sitting on my stupid cubicale with no report i guess i just make random funny script XD now you know why the guard shot himself with an arrow lmaooo
Guest Lady Luck Posted January 15, 2013 Posted January 15, 2013 oh its nothing its just a stupid idea me and my friend dave came up with when we bored , we used to make fun of age of conan how conan can't get his dick in his pants Xd that one is funny as hell.
Khiropter Posted January 16, 2013 Posted January 16, 2013 Well that was funny so it is something Also would like to read that part whit conan as well )
polluxval Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 when i read script in the topic i thought was something like this:
Guest Lady Luck Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 Here's another funny one 1st date High elf an orc Situation Imagine how high elf female date with an orc male in skyrim Gruul " Hmm i'm bored maybe i can sent a letter to Sky at solitude for a date" Two months later Sky " Interesting , an orc asking me a date" [mom screaming] Mom " What's that later is all about!" Sky " Non of your bussines MA" Mom " excuse me misses Touchy!" Sky " i swear someday i put a claymore up her ass and just tell her to shut up" [ hour later at the solitude in] Gruul " I hope shes not one of them banshee looking high elf that would be a bad date, oh here's she comes" Sky " Hello i assume you are Gruul Grognak ? " Gruul " with a capital G..." sky " So tell me about your self?" Gruul " Well beside my boring background , my Ancestor used to be a hero on cyroodiil" Sky " oh cool " Gruul " then some guy killed him , after that i got this strange bosmer coming after my door telling , grognak sucks" Sky " that's sad, tell you what , I'm gonna make a deal for us Gruul " ok shoot" Sky " If you win on the 7,000 steps to throat of the world i let you sleep with me " Gruul " [ Damn , i knew this is coming why the hell does all the women on skyrim uses the step just to get laid damn you Weekly dating advertisements] " Gruul " ok i'll do that but in one condition" Sky " alright what?" Gruul " dibs on the ass" Sky " [it's not like an orc can win this race]" Sky " new deal race with a nord on 7k steps and you get extra on the ass" Gruul " Challenge accepted!" [ Two hours later] Gruul " damn i gotta slow down with skooma" Nord " Hey green skin , ran out of breath already? i thought orcs supposed to be athletic" [40 minutes later] [dragon comes] Nord " ok you win " Gruul " Wtf is all that about , running like a p.. holy shit run dude run!" Sky " Lol .. seriously a dragon scares an orc , the best part is he screams like a girl Bhaahahaha.. oh man that was funny as hell" Dragon [ stares at sky] sky " nice dragon.. good dragon crap bad idea!, Bad idea!" lol prank gone wrong
polluxval Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 i was reading skyrim tech section when i went to this thread, then i read the topic: "a funny script i wrote..." so i inmediately imagined a "funny script" Scriptname FUNNY extends ObjectReference Hidden Function ModFunnyPoints(int iFavorPoints = 1) if iFunnyPoints > 0 MakePlayerApplaud() else ; debug.trace(self + " ModFavorPoints called with negative param. NO EFFECT.") endif endFunction ; also KICK NPC IN THE BALLS " endif ....... somthing like that...
Guest Lady Luck Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 i was reading skyrim tech section when i went to this thread' date=' then i read the topic: "a funny script i wrote..." so i inmediately imagined a "funny script" Scriptname FUNNY extends ObjectReference Hidden Function ModFunnyPoints(int iFavorPoints = 1) if iFunnyPoints > 0 MakePlayerApplaud() else ; debug.trace(self + " ModFavorPoints called with negative param. NO EFFECT.") endif endFunction ; also KICK NPC IN THE BALLS " endif ....... somthing like that... [/quote'] Facepalm , ok let me give you a difference between a screenplay script writing and a coding script writing. if i wrote a screenplay based on spoken words does that sound a script writing to you , " a funny coding " Would refer as that above implying that that either you confused by the title or just a plain insult. If you really want to make a joke make sure it doesn't offend the poster , i really hate lame jokes that is not really interesting to know different between screenplay script writing [ applying a meaning to spoken word] and a script coding. not really being an asshole simply i'm not in a good mood , but a in a mood for comedic relief trying to enjoy my day at least on this forum/ god you remind me of my office mate that pisses me off alot, but u know LL is always be my home so i'm gonna be nice , since my mood isn't going too well today with my boss nagging my around i'm gonna try at least be fun , not really over reacting when i'm moody this is how i usually act mostly in a bad way or good way.
polluxval Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 i was reading skyrim tech section when i went to this thread' date=' then i read the topic: "a funny script i wrote..." so i inmediately imagined a "funny script" Scriptname FUNNY extends ObjectReference Hidden Function ModFunnyPoints(int iFavorPoints = 1) if iFunnyPoints > 0 MakePlayerApplaud() else ; debug.trace(self + " ModFavorPoints called with negative param. NO EFFECT.") endif endFunction ; also KICK NPC IN THE BALLS " endif ....... somthing like that... [/quote'] Facepalm , ok let me give you a difference between a screenplay script writing and a coding script writing. if i wrote a screenplay based on spoken words does that sound a script writing to you , " a funny coding " Would refer as that above implying that that either you confused by the title or just a plain insult. If you really want to make a joke make sure it doesn't offend the poster , i really hate lame jokes that is not really interesting to know different between screenplay script writing [ applying a meaning to spoken word] and a script coding. god you remind me of my office mate that pisses me off alot, but u know LL is always be my home so i'm gonna be nice , since my mood isn't going too well today with my boss nagging my around i'm gonna try at least be fun , not really over reacting when i'm moody this is how i usually act mostly in a bad way or good way. i know about the difference... i write some scripts from time to time. .... its just the skyrim fever... its time for me to let that game rest for a while or the next time someone says something that begin with fus ill complete the word with ro dah...
Guest Lady Luck Posted January 17, 2013 Posted January 17, 2013 i was reading skyrim tech section when i went to this thread' date=' then i read the topic: "a funny script i wrote..." so i inmediately imagined a "funny script" Scriptname FUNNY extends ObjectReference Hidden Function ModFunnyPoints(int iFavorPoints = 1) if iFunnyPoints > 0 MakePlayerApplaud() else ; debug.trace(self + " ModFavorPoints called with negative param. NO EFFECT.") endif endFunction ; also KICK NPC IN THE BALLS " endif ....... somthing like that... [/quote'] Facepalm , ok let me give you a difference between a screenplay script writing and a coding script writing. if i wrote a screenplay based on spoken words does that sound a script writing to you , " a funny coding " Would refer as that above implying that that either you confused by the title or just a plain insult. If you really want to make a joke make sure it doesn't offend the poster , i really hate lame jokes that is not really interesting to know different between screenplay script writing [ applying a meaning to spoken word] and a script coding. god you remind me of my office mate that pisses me off alot, but u know LL is always be my home so i'm gonna be nice , since my mood isn't going too well today with my boss nagging my around i'm gonna try at least be fun , not really over reacting when i'm moody this is how i usually act mostly in a bad way or good way. i know about the difference... i write some scripts from time to time. .... its just the skyrim fever... its time for me to let that game rest for a while or the next time someone says something that begin with fus ill complete the word with ro dah... lol good for you to know that, this is what my daily basis at the office rather then complaining my work XD, anyway sorry for that i'm a bit jumpy today trying to be nice ...
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