ARCHIMEDES II... I am so disappoint...

[Kamen Rider Kuuga]

So I ran to the war zone in which the biggest, baddest of all Super Mutants lived. I hit a Stealth Boy and then pulled out my C-Finder; it was time to test my new laser toy!

 

Soon... soon...

 

With a pull of the trigger, I heard the shocking dial up noise that I hadn't heard in decades. It was... scary, yet comforting at the same time. Flashes of 14.4kb speeds came, and then a flash! And then... and then...

 

... Stupid space laser...

 

Well shit, I thought. Then, I pulled out the greatest of all weapons, the gun that solves all problems! Yes, THE SACRED VINDICATOR!

 

Vindicator does what space laser don't, baby.

 

And so I have come to realize that, indeed, space lasers are trash and I will now throw that stupid toy away.

[Strelky]

I really don't know what your problem is. I love the c-finder.