I know I'm... but what are you?

[polluxval]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will
know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"

 

but what are you?

[RandomOne]

Been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd. But what are you?

[Ghost]

I know my name is

Shayna

,  but what are you ?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I know I'm not going to read all of that... post, but what are you? XD

[polluxval]

Im a writer with an uncertain future, but what are you?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I know I'm a salaryman, but what are you?

[Emily]

Emily know she is a strange christian, But what are you?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I know I shouldn't reply to everyone request, but what are you?

[Ghost]

I know Im happy to be here with that awesome Community , but what are you ?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I know I've seen the picture you've posted in LL adult section which btw is gorgeously pretty, but what are you?

[Ghost]

I know you like me, but what are you ?

[RandomOne]

I'm slightly amused , but what are you?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I know I'm aroused by now, but what are you?

[Ghost]

.

..

...

....

I'm sexy and I know it (Irony), but what are you ?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I know I'm shooting blood through my nose after reading above post, but what are you?

[Ghost]

I know I'm shooting blood through my nose after reading above post, but what are you?

 

 

Why ?

Was it so funny ?

[polluxval]

I know that I know nothing. but what are you?

[Emily]

Emily know many strange things, But what are you?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I know Emily is a bit... strange, but what are you?

 

 

@Ghost,

I wasn't laughing at you. Think about Japanese anime, when the male character sees something perverted. 

[Nepro]

I known "in individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule" (Friedrich Nietzsche). So what crazies do they interpret you to be? 

 

 

[Strelky]

I know is wise man, and I is caveman, but what are you, my good sir?

[polluxval]

I'm Sir Catselot, but what are thy you gentleman?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I know the grumpy cat wasn't a Jedi, but what are you?

[polluxval]

I'm a Catsith, but what are thou?

[Strelky]

I'm the brave soldato, and who might you be?