Aria Lustfal Bal

How goes the story Mistress?

Phoenix Bal

Well to be honest I'm stuck Ari, I can not seem to figure out how to solve an issue I have

Aria Lustfal Bal

What's the issue?

Phoenix Bal

I don't know how to end it.

The Heroes won, the villain is defeated but how do I end it?

Aria Lustfal Bal

Well, don't do a Game of Thrones and just make the other Hero becomes a villain suddenly. The Heroes have done their part, let them rest I say

Phoenix Bal

How can they rest after all the crap they went though though?

Aria Lustfal Bal

Because the fight is over, the Heroes won. Let them go home and rest finally or go out in a blaze of glory. Either way, a Hero must rest after his or her work is done. I mean look at us, I'm your Hero and I get a rest every two weeks

Phoenix Bal

Funny. Hmm, one of them is getting married and the other one lost an arm

Aria Lustfal Bal

Kill the one whose getting married and have the other one honor rest

Phoenix Bal

Sounds kinda dark though?

Aria Lustfal Bal

Alright do a Lord of the Rings ending, they all lived a good life

Phoenix Bal

Hmm, okay maybe I'll do that one

Aria Lustfal Bal

But kill the guy whose getting married it will cause one last shocking moment

Phoenix Bal

How though?

Aria Lustfal Bal

Um, where is he at at this end?

Phoenix Bal

He is um... tied up

Aria Lustfal Bal

Tied up as in hes been captured?

Phoenix Bal

Yes, by his wife they.. had sex and stuff

Aria Lustfal Bal

Meaning she fucked him in the ass for sure?

Phoenix Bal

Okay okay she fucked him in the butt, happy now Ari?

Aria Lustfal Bal

Always with you my Mistress. So... she's gone, hes tied up ass ready to be fucked into Oblivion then boom an assassin comes in, sees him tied up and BOOM! Staby stab stab dead

Phoenix Bal

Hmm, and the wife?

Aria Lustfal Bal

Finds him dead

Phoenix Bal

And...

Aria Lustfal Bal

She gets blamed for it and is thrown in jail for the rest of her life

Phoenix Bal

That sounds a lot like Character Suicide, why do you not like happy endings

Aria Lustfal Bal

Because, they are boring what does the hero do next I mean Evil has been defeated for good no chance of evil returning and shit

Phoenix Bal

I'm going to tie you to the bed later and see how you like it

Aria Lustfal Bal

I'd love that actually my sweet

Phoenix Bal

I know you would, you'd better go fetch the rope. I'm almost done here

Aria Lustfal Bal

Yes my Mistress, was there anything else?

Phoenix Bal

Yes, more ink and paper

Aria Lustfal Bal

Okay.. but why?

Phoenix Bal

You are gonna write a six hundred word essay on why you are a bad girl, with only your mouth free

Aria Lustfal Bal

Wait... you are giving home actual home work?

Phoenix Bal

Yep

Aria Lustfal Bal

You know maybe they can have a happy ever after?

Phoenix Bal

Go!

Aria Lustfal Bal

Love you

Phoenix Bal

Yeah yeah right back at ya Ari