Aria The Naught Elf

Jesus Christ my nipples are hard! Wait, we are? Shit!

 

 

 

 

 

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Aria The Naught Elf

Mercy Christmas Loverslab, it is I Aria the naughty elf sent you to tell you to be nice and not naughty, because naughty boys and girls get their ass spanked which I totally never get because I'm a good girl and do everything I'm told to do. Oh also bad guys get coal, lots of coal 

Aria The Naught Elf

So you better be good or you'll have a red ass and a lump of coal

Aria The Naught Elf

I wish Father Christmas would bring me something nice this year

Aria The Naught Elf

Like maybe a super kinky girlfriend whose into the same thing I am maybe?

Velestra "Nice" Elf

You already got one of them you silly elf

Velestra "Nice" Elf

Now I wish I could get a nice cool outfit this year, one made of leather and has lots of holes in it so its super duper sexy

Velestra "Nice" Elf

And maybe a nice little weapon to go with it

Velestra "Nice" Elf

I've been very good this year, not killed anyone at all and if I did. I'll kill you too

Phoenix The Good Elf

Oh Vely, you promised to be nice.

Phoenix The Good Elf

What do I want? How about a super cute and naughty girlfriend?

Phoenix The Good Elf

Wait, I already got one of them. So I guess I don't want anything

Phoenix The Good Elf

Because she is my everything

Phoenix The Good Elf

Anyway I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year people staring at me naked in the snow, good thing I dont get cold. He he