No, don't worry, this isn't going to delay the next entry. I'm trying for one a week, you know. This is just an extra for all you loyal readers out there (both of you).

 

Disclaimer: I have never had a twitter account, I don't follow people's twitter accounts, and I'm really not all that sure what the point is in general.
However, I do understand that they are supposed to be quick sound-byte-style personal news updates limited to a certain number of characters, right?
And that's where the whole "hashtag" thing got started, yes?
I'm behind the times. An old fuddy-duddy. Not with the hip crowd, assuming the word "hip" is still hip and hasn't been replaced by some other new buzzword indicating hipness.
I mean, to me it seems like a good place to really get out there and test-drive your narcissism disorder, but if everyone is doing it I guess it must be good, right?
So I guess I'd better get on this wagon train.
Therefore, I am dipping my toe into the water right here, right now. I hereby present: Buzzer.
Because there are no birds in Fallout 4 that tweet, so no Twitter, but the closest flying thing is a Bloodbug.

 

What, you expected me to do this for real? No fucking way, man. This is what you get. A day in the life of a Fallout 4 PC.

 

SoleSurvivor97 is ONLINE.

 

SoleSurvivor97: Just took a shower. With spouse, without spouse, let your imaginations run wild!

 

SoleSurvivor97: Getting ready for the BIG SPEECH this afternoon. #sirtalksalot #goddamnihavenothingtowear

 

SoleSurvivor97: Just had hot coffee! Yum!

 

SoleSurvivor97: Hot coffee made by metal tin can with arms incapable of actually making coffee. #howdoesthisworkagain

 

Rebuzzed from FishValue: I grinds up the beans with my saw. Duh. #howdoesthisworkagain

 

SoleSurvivor97: Oh, baby crying... again. #shutupyou #wherearemyearplugs

 

SoleSurvivor97: Somebody at the door! Robber, salesman, MP, what?

 

SoleSurvivor97: Oh, it's a geek in a yellow suit. Wants me to join Vault-Tec's program. #resistanceisfutile

 

Rebuzzed from xXx_VaultTecRep_xXx: Got another one. One step closer to top of pyramid. #yayvaulttec

 

SoleSurvivor97: Witty banter with spouse. We are both so witty!

 

Rebuzzed from RedShirt1337: ha ha your so funy!!!1!

 

SoleSurvivor97: Goddamn baby won't shut its yap. #whereisthecoughsyrup

 

SoleSurvivor97: TV station says bombs are falling.

 

SoleSurvivor97: TV station has gone off the air. #whatisthenumberforthetvrepairman

 

Rebuzzed from FishValue: I'm gonna call him tomorrow, k? #whatisthenumberforthetvrepairman

 

SoleSurvivor97: Mass panic, people running about. Forgot my coffee on the table. #sadpanda

 

SoleSurvivor97: Running for the vault!

 

SoleSurvivor97: Spouse also running for the vault!

 

Rebuzzed from RedShirt1337: cary babby in arms makes hard to run #outofbreath

 

SoleSurvivor97: Baby in spouse's arms! #leaveitwedonthavetime #itsusorthem #bythewayyoulookridiculousrunningwhilecarryingababy

 

Rebuzzed from RedShirt1337: yeah well your fat LOL #bythewayyoulookridiculousrunningwhilecarryingababy

 

SoleSurvivor97: Geek blocking the way.

 

Rebuzzed from xXx_VaultTecRep_xXx: I AM Vault-Tec! I'm reporting this! #fuckvaulttec

 

SoleSurvivor97: Guard let us pass without ID, we are luckiest family EVER!

 

SoleSurvivor97: Lucky timing that Vault-Tec Rep got here when he did, eh?

 

Rebuzzed from xXx_VaultTecRep_xXx: We had advance notice of nuclear armageddon. We just didn't tell anyone. #fuckvaulttec

 

SoleSurvivor97: Bomb went off. Big explosion. #dangigotdirtinmyeye

 

Rebuzzed from WhitfieldTheGreatGuy: Can't this thing move faster? #fuckvaulttec

 

Rebuzzed from xXx_VaultTecRep_xXx: Big savings on elevator motors leads to increased profits. #fuckvaulttec

 

Rebuzzed from WhitfieldTheGreatGal: Oh god oh god oh god oh god... #fuckvaulttec

 

SoleSurvivor97: Whoo. Underground for the rest of my life.

 

Rebuzzed from RedShirt1337: ya im goign 2 live long t ime here!!! babby 2 #yayvaulttec

 

Rebuzzed from MrNotCain: Before I was so rudely interrupted, I was going to say, if we'd left a minute later we'd all be probably fine because the elevator and bombs were waiting for Nate&Nora&Baby #worldrunsonascript

 

SoleSurvivor97: Looks a little cramped down here.

 

SoleSurvivor97: You want me to take off my clothes in front of everyone? Okay! #nonuditytaboo #lookatwhativegottooffer

 

SoleSurvivor97: Sitting down in chair.

 

SoleSurvivor97: What the fuck is this shit? I didn't sign up for the full Popsicle package!

 

Rebuzzed from xXx_VaultTecRep_xXx: Shouldn't have been so gullible. #fuckvaulttec

 

SoleSurvivor97 is OFFLINE.

 

SoleSurvivor97 is ONLINE.

 

SoleSurvivor97: Brr... waking up in an icebox is not fun.

 

Rebuzzed from I_Love_Skylanders: Finally down in the vault, gonna get us a baby!

 

Rebuzzed from RedShirt1337: im not givign you shaun without some money first a$$hole

 

SoleSurvivor97: Oh crap, spouse just got shot. Goodnight, sweet prince. #sadpanda

 

Rebuzzed from RedShirt1337: ouch #thatwillleaveamark

 

RedShirt1337 is OFFLINE.

 

Rebuzzed from I_Love_Skylanders: Maybe I shouldn't have shot that one in front of the other one. Should I be worried about eventual revenge? #oops

 

SoleSurvivor97: How did they get in here anyway? #wtfmate

 

Rebuzzed from xXx_VaultTecRep_xXx: Vault-Tec door security went to lowest bidder. #wtfmate #fuckvaulttec

 

Rebuzzed from I_Love_Skylanders: I think I'll freeze them again, keep survivor from coming after me. #oops

 

SoleSurvivor97: Hey, I_Love_Skylanders - Did you ever hear the song "In Time" by Mark Collie? #imcomingforyou

 

SoleSurvivor97 is OFFLINE.

 

NEXT: Part 4 (sidetrack finished)